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Galaxy
09-11-2011, 10:38 AM
Female driver shaving genitals causes accident in Florida (http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/288870)

A 37-year-old woman in Florida has been charged with reckless driving after causing an accident because she was distracted as she shaved her pubic hair.
Editor's note: A follow-up to this article can be found, here.
She was also charged with with driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance according to keynews.com.
The Florida Highway Patrol says a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was travelling southbound in her Thunderbird at 11 a.m. on Tuesday, March 1 when she slammed into the back of a 2006 Chevrolet pickup driven by David Schoff of Palm Bay. Schoff had slowed to about 5 mph in preparation for making a left-hand turn when the Thunderbird rear-ended him while travelling about 45 mph according to Florida State Troopers.
Trooper Gary Dunick described the incident as the most bizarre in his career:

She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit. If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it.

After the accident, Barnes reportedly continued to drive for approximately half of a mile before stopping. Initially, her ex-husband Charles Judy claimed to be driving and insisted Barnes was in the passenger seat. The ruse was quickly discovered by investigators.
Additional charges were added because only the day before Barnes had been convicted of impaired driving, her license had been suspended and she had been ordered to keep her Thunderbird off the road. Riptide, the Miami New Times blog, has labelled Barnes, 'Pubic Enemy Number One.'

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CU Tiger
09-11-2011, 10:40 AM
haven't we had this posted 3 or 4 times as "new"

M GO BLUE!!!
09-11-2011, 10:53 AM
Whatever you guys do, don't click the link. Just imagine she is someone you would want to see in this situation. Don't even be curious.

Lathum
09-11-2011, 10:57 AM
Whatever you guys do, don't click the link. Just imagine she is someone you would want to see in this situation. Don't even be curious.

I should have listened. I am amazed that woman is a year older than me, she looks 20 years older.

frnk55
09-11-2011, 11:27 AM
Whatever you guys do, don't click the link. Just imagine she is someone you would want to see in this situation. Don't even be curious.
I couldn't resist. :lol: OMG

Bobble
09-11-2011, 11:28 AM
Post pix pl...

Whatever you guys do, don't click the link. Just imagine she is someone you would want to see in this situation. Don't even be curious.

Nevermind.

Apathetic Lurker
09-11-2011, 04:03 PM
Bitch going down ! Or the bitch gets off scott free........

Suicane75
09-11-2011, 04:05 PM
The road to love is shaved with good intentions.

Matthean
09-11-2011, 04:15 PM
As more details emerge, it seems Barnes is no stranger to police. Born April 9, 1972, Barnes has faced prior hit-and-run and driving-related offenses. Reports (http://keywestmugshots.com/115367) indicate Barnes has a other previous charges, including one felony count of hit and run; failing to stop and remaining at a crash involving an injury; and one misdemeanor count for driving with a suspended license. After her most recent incident where her ex-husband held the steering wheel while she shaved her genitals, police revealed (http://keywestmugshots.com/84482) she had her license suspended the day prior. Her license was suspended as a result of a Dec. 13, 2009 incident when she was charged with one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs; and one misdemeanor count of operating a motor vehicle with a suspended/cancelled/revoked license. Earlier this week, on March 9, her license was suspended for five years. (http://www.independent.ie/and-finally/accident-follows-a-close-shave-2092196.html). Barnes was placed on probation for nine months (http://keysnews.com/node/21349) and ordered to impound the 1995 Ford Thunderbird she was driving when the shaving incident occurred. When she starts driving again, Barnes must have a breathalyzer ignition interlock device installed on any vehicle she drives.
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JPhillips
09-11-2011, 04:17 PM
Wait a minute. Her ex-husband was holding the wheel while she shaved her pubes before meeting her boyfriend? I don't have anywhere near that complicated a life.

stevew
09-11-2011, 04:32 PM
They could have done without the "in Florida" part. We already knew that's where this would happen.

DaddyTorgo
09-11-2011, 04:34 PM
They could have done without the "in Florida" part. We already knew that's where this would happen.
:lol:

Comey
09-11-2011, 06:13 PM
I should have listened. I am amazed that woman is a year older than me, she looks 20 years older.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Mota
09-11-2011, 07:28 PM
I don't understand what could cause someone to get in a situation with her where she would need to shave her genitals.

Low standards...

Matthean
09-11-2011, 07:38 PM
I don't understand what could cause someone to get in a situation with her where she would need to shave her genitals.

Low standards...

You missed the part where she was going to see her boyfriend?

molson
09-11-2011, 07:44 PM
She has good time management skills. This is actually one of the lesser-known habits of highly successful people.

tucker rocky
09-11-2011, 07:44 PM
Whatever you guys do, don't click the link. Just imagine she is someone you would want to see in this situation. Don't even be curious.

http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/0/02/DONOTWANT_doggy2.jpg

EagleFan
09-11-2011, 09:20 PM
Where do you even begin to count the oddities to this story?

Woman decides to shave herself while driving... check

Passenger volunteers to drive while she does this, not to actually drive but to hold the steering wheel... check

Neither see this as a bad idea... check

Passenger is the woman's ex-husband... check

Woman is going to see her boyfriend... check

Ex-husband volunteers to take the wheel of a moving car while his ex-wife sits in the driver's seat to shave herself for a date with her boyfriend... check



(I thought this was going to be about a trucker getting into an accident because he saw a woman doing this)

RainMaker
09-11-2011, 09:27 PM
They could have done without the "in Florida" part. We already knew that's where this would happen.
Was going to say the same thing. :D

M GO BLUE!!!
09-11-2011, 10:36 PM
I don't understand what could cause someone to get in a situation with her where she would need to shave her genitals.

Low standards...

http://www.creativetots.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/travel-graphics-200_429269a.jpg

Mustang
09-12-2011, 08:23 AM
http://blog.nj.com/warrenreporter_impact/2009/07/large_Pix-0731Betcha.jpg

JediKooter
09-12-2011, 11:20 AM
Why did they use a stock photo of Kurt Cobain?

Rizon
09-12-2011, 11:35 AM
Why did they use a stock photo of Kurt Cobain?

This thread wasn't complete without a post from you :D

Ksyrup
09-12-2011, 11:36 AM
haven't we had this posted 3 or 4 times as "new"

For real. This is from March of 2010. She's had to shave several times since then.

SportsDino
09-12-2011, 05:40 PM
Can they just shoot this bitch?

JediKooter
09-12-2011, 05:45 PM
This thread wasn't complete without a post from you :D

After a weeks hiatus, how could I resist? :)