Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 57: Christina Hendricks

[DanGarion]

Most of you know her from her huge tracks of land and Mad Men. How will this ginger do in the celebrity battle of who's hot and who's not?

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[spleen1015]

Fucking shit is right buddy. HOT!

[tyketime]

If you can look past the obvious... and it takes most of my super powers to do that - I think she's just average. It will be interesting to see how many are blinded by the lights...

[Easy Mac]

Can we have a poll for her body and a poll for her face. I'm not sure how to vote, because i can't separate the two.

[MrBug708]

Think she is generally attractive and has a banging body, but I voted no on a hotness scale

[cubboyroy1826]

Just call me blinded by the twins.

[spleen1015]

BTW, can Poppy Montgomery be added to the waiting list?

[tyketime]

Here's the evidence:

[MrBug708]

Oh and I think she looks better without the red lipstick and her hair shorter than longer

[tyketime]

And now to make it fair...

[tyketime]

Can we have a poll for her body and a poll for her face. I'm not sure how to vote, because i can't separate the two.
I did that for you Mac - see the evidence I posted above

[Logan]

From the neck up, is she a 10? No. But she's hot.

[spleen1015]

Hotness is based on the complete package, not just the face.

[DanGarion]

BTW, can Poppy Montgomery be added to the waiting list?

Sure can!

[sabotai]

Ahhh, Saffron....

[Schmidty]

I've never been this vocal or felt this strongly in a HON thread, but if you voted no, you are not a man. You are either a woman with a penis or you have no penis. Also, your opinion on women carries no weight in the future.

[DanGarion]

And once again nominations for upcoming CHoN can be made in this thread or via PM. I think I will allow revotes on old HoN if it has been more than 5 years. So I added years to when the old votes were conducted. Unless someone has a better suggestion.

I'm going to keep the spreadsheet with the old votes for now.

[MrBug708]

I've never been this vocal or felt this strongly in a HON thread, but if you voted no, you are not a man. You are either a woman with a penis or you have no penis. Also, your opinion on women carries no weight in the future.

You voted no on Elisha Cuthbert, I don't think anyone's worried about what you think :)

[Schmidty]

You voted no on Elisha Cuthbert, I don't think anyone's worried about what you think :)

I take it back.

But you still have no penis sir.

[MrBug708]

I can see why people like her, but I don't give a +2 on the rating scale based on hair color alone

She reminds me of Judy Greer with a rack

http://cdn.blogs.sheknows.com/celebsalon.sheknows.com/2011/02/judy-greer-hair.jpg

[spleen1015]

Judy Greer looks like the Sloth from the Ice Age movies.

Christina Hendricks looks like fun!

[korme]

Hotness is based on the complete package, not just the face.

This. No one hates on Natalie Portman even though most of you guys are more stacked than she is

[korme]

My top 3 nominations for the future:
Emmanuelle Chriqui (Sloan from Entourage)
Zooey Deschanel
Alice Eve

[Radii]

I've never been this vocal or felt this strongly in a HON thread, but if you voted no, you are not a man. You are either a woman with a penis or you have no penis. Also, your opinion on women carries no weight in the future.

Yup. Agreed.

[MrBug708]

This. No one hates on Natalie Portman even though most of you guys are more stacked than she is

I dont think I give a bump to a girl based on how stacked she is.

[DanGarion]

I like boobs as much as the next guy, but the face is where it's at, IMO. Regardless I like Mrs. Hendricks.

[JeeberD]

This one is tough. I LOVE redheads, and I LOVED her on FireFly (and I LOVE boobs)...but I don't think she's aged all that gracefully.

I think I may have to go with not. :(

[Chief Rum]

Can we have a poll for her body and a poll for her face. I'm not sure how to vote, because i can't separate the two.

Machete

[MizzouRah]

All I see are boobs.

[korme]

Those aren't just boobs. Those things are the kind where you probably leave the bra on in the sack, yet they still look great that way.

[ISiddiqui]

How is "not" possible? Some of you need to watch a lot of "Mad Men"!

[Pumpy Tudors]

I think she looks like Kathy Griffin.

[spleen1015]

I think she looks like Kathy Griffin.

Shut. Your. Mouth.

[Pumpy Tudors]

A fat Kathy Griffin with fat ankles.

[SteveMax58]

Hotness is based on the complete package, not just the face.

Yep...its like a total compensation package.

Its not all about salary, or all about the benefits...its about all of it combined. And combined...well, the boobs help.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Sorry, I MIGHT be thinking of Lily Allen.

[DanGarion]

I think she looks like Kathy Griffin.
If that's what it takes for you to vote hot, vote away!

[Suicane75]

I would do it to her until my penis chafed down to nothing and/or my heart exploded.

I cannot comprehend a no vote. I cannot fathom the mind of the man who says "not hot" to her.

When I look at her I am a little boy staring up at his first ferris wheel.

If heaven exists, all the angels must surely look like her.

[larrymcg421]

50 man cards need to be forfeited.

[MrBug708]

Nobody is saying she is ugly or that we wouldn't have sex with her. I'm just judging her on hotness and I'd do a double take at her rack, but nothing else.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Nobody is saying she is ugly or that we wouldn't have sex with her. I'm just judging her on hotness and I'd do a double take at her rack, but nothing else.
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE SHE IS MS. INTERNET 2011 SO YOU HAVE TO THINK SHE IS THE HOTTEST EVERRRRRRRRR

ALSO BREASTS

[DanGarion]

Nobody is saying she is ugly or that we wouldn't have sex with her. I'm just judging her on hotness and I'd do a double take at her rack, but nothing else.

I could think of a lot more to do on her rack...

[MIJB#19]

You voted no on Elisha Cuthbert, I don't think anyone's worried about what you think :)... and on Megan Fox too.

[DanGarion]

... and on Megan Fox too.

I'd vote no on Megan Fox again.

[Swaggs]

I thought this one would be close to 100%.

Pretty surprised here.

[Suicane75]

If I could harvest the sweat from her butt I would bottle it and drink it like the finest champagne.

I would bathe in the aroma of her dirty underboob.

I am not saying nobody should not find her attractive, i'm just saying that I don't understand it. Like Algebra.

[MIJB#19]

I'd vote no on Megan Fox again.Point being that every 'sure thing 100%' seems to draw a dozen, or two, who notted the celeb at subject.

[MrBug708]

My top 3 nominations for the future:
Emmanuelle Chriqui (Sloan from Entourage)
Zooey Deschanel
Alice Eve

Yes
Torn
Yes

[Pumpy Tudors]

If I could harvest the sweat from her butt I would bottle it and drink it like the finest champagne.

I would bathe in the aroma of her dirty underboob.

I am not saying nobody should not find her attractive, i'm just saying that I don't understand it. Like Algebra.
haha you are attracted to kathy griffin

[MJ4H]

ldo

[Groundhog]

Not my cup of tea.

[Schmidty]

Not my cup of tea.

Here's something more to your liking:

http://www.new-video.de/da/231.m.jpg

[Matthean]

Well, there is the issue of her being gay.

[Schmidty]

Well, there is the issue of her being gay.

What does that have to do with anything? I know plenty of guys who find lesbians attractive.

[MrBug708]

If your wife is a red-head, you can't vote Schmidty :)

[Groundhog]

Here's something more to your liking:



:cry:

[Young Drachma]

Nominations queue:

Rashida Jones
Ellen Page
Julieta Venegas

[Pumpy Tudors]

I nominate Zach Parise.

[DanGarion]

I nominate Zach Parise.
This isn't CHoN for the Ladies Edition...

[cartman]

Add to the nomination queue:

Kate Upton

[Pumpy Tudors]

This isn't CHoN for the Ladies Edition...
I would think Zach Parise is hot to everybody. Women, men, children, beetles, gallons of milk, crippled zebras, corpses, the F6 key on your keyboard... he's hot to everybody.

[Surtt]

Ahhh, Saffron....

YoSaffBridge

[Pumpy Tudors]

Do you mean future Detroit Red Wing Zach Parise?
BITE ME

[Chief Rum]

I nominate Zach Parise.

"Jizzed In My Pants" just ran through my mind.

[DaddyTorgo]

Nobody is saying she is ugly or that we wouldn't have sex with her. I'm just judging her on hotness and I'd do a double take at her rack, but nothing else.

This

[Pumpy Tudors]

"Jizzed In My Pants" just ran through my mind.
That song pretty much describes me when I watch a game that he plays in.

[MJ4H]

lol is christina hendricks hot?

whats next IS THE SUN HOT??

btw anyone that votes not on kate upton can stab themselves in the eyeballs with a forklift

[Buccaneer]

I hope you are kidding...

No. Do you find that particular photo of her hot?

[Buccaneer]

My mistake, I'll retract. Misread what Schmidty was implying, which is not unusual.

[Suicane75]

This is what my pants feel like when I see her.

http://www.gingerlicious.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/christina-hendricks-boobtastic-4.gif


You know that moment in Pac-Man when you eat two ghosts at once and the game goes silent for a split second and it seems like just for an instant the whole world has stopped? That's what I feel like when I look at her.

http://www.gingerlicious.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/christina-hendricks-boobtastic-5.gif

http://www.gingerlicious.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/christina-hendricks-boobtastic-7.gif


Penny for your dirty thoughts.

http://www.gingerlicious.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/christina-hendricks-boobtastic-10.gif

[Chief Rum]

Penny for your dirty thoughts.

They're most definitely not worth that much.

[Suicane75]

I want to test all your brains to find out what the problem is.

[Chief Rum]

I want to test all your brains to find out what the problem is.

No, I voted Yes. The value of my thoughts is based on their lack of cleanliness.

[DanGarion]

Nominations queue:

Rashida Jones
Ellen Page
Julieta Venegas

Who the heck is the last one?

[JonInMiddleGA]

Impressive rack ... but the rest of the package just doesn't ping the ol' hot meter.

[Julio Riddols]

These threads need a "Hot but not my type" option.

[DanGarion]

I'm really disappointed that she it appears she's going to settle down around 65-75%...

[Johnny93g]

I'm curious to see a Rachel McAdams and Michelle Monaghan hot or not thread.

My friends all think they are super hot, and I want to marry them both, but they haven't been through the FOFC H/N thread yet

[Bigsmooth]

I'm guessing those boobs don't look so hot unsheathed. She did marry a dude that should give us all hope though.

[DanGarion]

I'm curious to see a Rachel McAdams and Michelle Monaghan hot or not thread.

My friends all think they are super hot, and I want to marry them both, but they haven't been through the FOFC H/N thread yet

Added them both. We have 16 on the future list. I'll take 4 more nominations at this time. What I will be doing is randomizing the selection process for the next poll on Thursdays.

[Young Drachma]

Who the heck is the last one?

Mexican singer. Scratch her though, she'd older than I thought and I suspect because no one knows her...it won't work. The other two though, a-go.

[MrBug708]

Who are the 16 on the list?

Looking at the "Not Hot" list, how did Fran ever land above Sandra Bullock?

[MrBug708]

Olivia Wilde
Natalie Dormer

[MrBug708]

The pending celebrities are listed on the spread sheet, below the graph.

I totally spaced on them, thanks!

[mckerney]

Summer Glau for future poll!

[MrBug708]

Kaley Cuoco

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2010/02/10/kaley-cuoco/kaley-cuoco_l1.jpg

[mckerney]

http://nextround.net/upcoming/thumbs/2009/12/08/The-DENNIS-System-Works-On-Christina-Hendricks-full.jpg

[sabotai]

How about for us Psych fans, a Maggie Lawson HoN.

[saldana]

i would like to nominate Cote de Pablo

[Schmidty]

I am so disgusted and disturbed by this percentage that I hereby retire from HoN voting threads.

You people suck.

[Autumn]

I was really glad to see this thread. Normally I'm the one scoffing at you guys for voting Not, but Christina is the perfect example of one of my Nots. I drive my friend crazy with this all the time. Red hair, huge knockers, should be great. But I only find a few select pictures where I think she really looks good. Of course if she came to my coffee shop I'd fall over trying to look at her, but for a celebrity poll she just doesn't do it. My friend always tells me I just have to watch her in Firefly, so I imagine she's one of those people you have to see on video, as Chief suggested, or properly made up. Candid photos of her look like hell though.

[path12]

I've never been this vocal or felt this strongly in a HON thread, but if you voted no, you are not a man. You are either a woman with a penis or you have no penis. Also, your opinion on women carries no weight in the future.

I thought this before I clicked on the thread. Could not agree more, Schmidty.

[path12]

A third of you baffle me.

[Autumn]

pick the right pictures, or maybe old enough pictures, and she's incredibly hot. But then I see pictures like these

http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hendricks_no_makeup.png

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fnp_sc_00001424-519x800.jpg

http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/christina_hendricks_smoking.jpg

Yes, anyone can look bad without makeup, in the wrong pic, etc. But other than her huge rack, I don't find her figure is that nice, anymore at least, her face doesn't do it for me, and frankly there's such a thing as too big in the world of knockers. Sorry guys.

[Buccaneer]

I am so disgusted and disturbed by this percentage that I hereby retire from HoN voting threads.

You people suck.

Such a fucking drama queen.

[Matthean]

If we are going based on everyday looking normal pics without makeup, then the hot list is going to be mighty short.

[Autumn]

If we are going based on everyday looking normal pics without makeup, then the hot list is going to be mighty short.

At least two of those pics are with makeup. And they're just what I could find to demonstrate my point quickly. If I'd only ever seen a few pictures of her I'd think she's hot but the more I see her the less she does for me. Maybe she's just getting dumpier over time. There are some red carpet photos where her face looks like a collision between a makeup drawer and a person.

Maybe she's the Randy Moss of Celeb Hot or Not. If she brings her A-game (and the right stylists) you want her on your team. But there are plenty of celebs who look just as hot, or hotter, in everyday photos, and they're more likely to get my vote.

[MacroGuru]

Kaley Cuoco

http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2010/02/10/kaley-cuoco/kaley-cuoco_l1.jpg

Yes Please....You know Suicane's fixation on Christina..mine is right here....

[Suicane75]

Trust, me life is empty enough to be fixated on more than one celebrity. And that top of the page pic of Christina does nothing but egg on my love for her. She's big, she's beautiful and you could cut off 3 of my fingers for the simple chance of bathing in her aura.

[CrimsonFox]

redheads with gorgeous eyes though on top of everything else.

Have to go hot here.

[CrimsonFox]

YOu just ruined this thread and should not be allowed back in.
Next thing you know you'll be saying those are fakes.



pick the right pictures, or maybe old enough pictures, and she's incredibly hot. But then I see pictures like these

http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hendricks_no_makeup.png

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/fnp_sc_00001424-519x800.jpg

http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/christina_hendricks_smoking.jpg

Yes, anyone can look bad without makeup, in the wrong pic, etc. But other than her huge rack, I don't find her figure is that nice, anymore at least, her face doesn't do it for me, and frankly there's such a thing as too big in the world of knockers. Sorry guys.

[EagleFan]

Can we get Lzzy Hale added to the waiting list?

http://www.theeaglefan.com/images/lh.jpg

[Schmidty]

Such a fucking drama queen.

Me? If you can't tell when I'm being tongue-in-cheek, I'm really sorry for you.

[CrimsonFox]

Schmidty's only problem is he needs to play more werewolf ;)

[DanGarion]

Weekend bump.

[Izulde]

I normally don't like redheads at all, but she's got that certain undefinable It factor that just pushes her over the edge into Hot for me.

[saldana]

i love redheads...and i would absolutely pork her, but she isnt hot.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Can we get Lzzy Hale added to the waiting list?

http://www.theeaglefan.com/images/lh.jpg

Testify

(I actually came to this thread today to nominate her myself, being that she's the cover girl for the upcoming Revolver magazine Hottest Girls in Hard Rock calendar & all)

[JeeberD]

Next thing you know you'll be saying those are fakes.

Well, we know the red hair is...

[hoopsguy]

Someone please delete a post in the first 100 so we get Autumn's off the top of this page. It is like some kind of mockery of the "Cool Pics" tradition.

[DanGarion]

Someone please delete a post in the first 100 so we get Autumn's off the top of this page. It is like some kind of mockery of the "Cool Pics" tradition.

Done.

[larrymcg421]

Epic fail, FOFC. Epic fucking fail.

[molson]

I'm pretty sure I've voted yes in every single one of these polls. I like the ladies.

[stevew]

Bryce Dallas Howard maybe?

[MrBug708]

I'm pretty sure I've voted yes in every single one of these polls. I like the ladies.

Pumpy?

[molson]

Pumpy?

I wish.

[molson]

Also, I nominate Amanda Knox, once she has a few weeks back in Seattle to reacclimate to her "lifestyle". Knox > Anthony, I know for sure.

[mckerney]

Someone I'm surprised hasn't been nominated yet, Sarah Shahi.

[Suicane75]

Amanda Knox looks like a fart. I don't know who any of those other women are.

[Danny]

I don't know who Amanda Knox is, but Johnny Knox sure isn't producing for the Bears.

[Suicane75]

Bryce Dallas Howard is a redhead who likes to get naked for her art, and she's pleasant to the eyes, but she is Ron Howards daughter and that starts to take it's toll after looking at her for awhile.

[CrimsonFox]

Put her in the queue----->Keeping this out of the hot child molester thread. Just wow. - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=82513)

[Autumn]

Put her in the queue----->Keeping this out of the hot child molester thread. Just wow. - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=82513)

And people were offended by me.

[Autumn]

Bryce Dallas Howard is a redhead who likes to get naked for her art, and she's pleasant to the eyes, but she is Ron Howards daughter and that starts to take it's toll after looking at her for awhile.

lol, this calls for an animated gif slowly morphing her into Opie.

[Blackadar]

Ya'll crack me up. There's not a single woman on the list on the first page that you wouldn't think is incredibly hot if one of 'em even glanced in your direction. So yeah, they're all hot. Some are hotter than others, but if you were single there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out of bed for eating crackers.

Pointy elbows, indeed.

[Autumn]

Ya'll crack me up. There's not a single woman on the list on the first page that you wouldn't think is incredibly hot if one of 'em even glanced in your direction. So yeah, they're all hot. Some are hotter than others, but if you were single there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out of bed for eating crackers.

Pointy elbows, indeed.

That's why this is Celebrity Hot or Not, not Chick Standing Next To You Hot or Not. It's a different thing.

Nobody's posting Rosie O'Donnell, and clearly we're not just going to vote 100% for each hot celebrity. The question is which ones do it for you and which don't.

[Blackadar]

The question is which ones do it for you and which don't.

If they were doing it to you, they'd be doing it for you. :)

[Young Drachma]

Some are hotter than others, but if you were single there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out of bed for eating crackers.


So is this "hot or not?" or "Would you single losers fuck her or not?"

I think the latter would make this pretty uninteresting. To each their own, I say.

Shrug.

[MrBug708]

Ya'll crack me up. There's not a single woman on the list on the first page that you wouldn't think is incredibly hot if one of 'em even glanced in your direction. So yeah, they're all hot. Some are hotter than others, but if you were single there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out of bed for eating crackers.

Pointy elbows, indeed.

If they all wanted to bang us, we'd have to put them in order of desirability. I'm not going to lie though, Selma Hayak is tops on my list

Can we go to the next one?

[Blackadar]

Fascinating.

You make many very original and interesting points that have never before been even considered or contemplated, much less mentioned, here or elsewheres on the internets.

Please, continue...

It really is fascinating and not just a little amusing. That's all. So keep pointing out those pointy elbows because it's great entertainment. :)

Selma Hayak is tops on my list

You have chosen...wisely.

http://mattarmstrongblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/grailknight.jpg

[Rizon]

If Rosie O'Donnell were the last woman on earth we'd all take turns banging her.

Or banging each other.

[Autumn]

If Rosie O'Donnell were the last woman on earth we'd all take turns banging her.

Or banging each other.

Sometimes it's best to go gently into the good night. Some things weren't meant to last, maybe humanity is one of them.

[Autumn]

If they all wanted to bang us, we'd have to put them in order of desirability. I'm not going to lie though, Selma Hayak is tops on my list

Can we go to the next one?

Yes, this is probably the best way to explain it to the "crackers in bed' crowd. If all of these lovely ladies were busting down my door, there are quite a few I would pencil into my schedule before I got to Ms. Hendricks. At that point her couch cushion like chest would come in handy.

[Radii]

Yes, this is probably the best way to explain it to the "crackers in bed' crowd. If all of these lovely ladies were busting down my door, there are quite a few I would pencil into my schedule before I got to Ms. Hendricks. At that point her couch cushion like chest would come in handy.

*imagines every hot or not contestant beating down my door"

"Ms Johannson, come on in, you're first, good to see you. Ms Hayek, Jolie, Beckinsale, Fox, don't go anywhere, I'll be sending for you soon. Oh Ms Winslet, I almost didn't see you so far back in the crowrd, what in the world are you doing back there with the extras, please come up and take a seat were you belong? Ms Lohan. Lindsay, Ms Lohan, please put that bottle down. Could someone frisk Ms Lohan and make sure she doesn't have any keys, other sharp objects, or cocaine in her possession. Yes Ms Lohan come on in, listen I'd like to you be nearby, hopefully you're just going to sit and watch TV for awhile, but if something puts me in a really bad mood, yes have you heard the term hatefuck? If that's what is called for I'd like you around Lindsay, thanks.

Ok thanks everyone I think that should cover it for now... oh, wait, Ms Hendricks, hi! Please, I have a special request for you. Could you come in and just take your shirt off? Yes dear, just hang out in the same room I'm in topless. Yes, forever if that's ok. Don't worry, you're really high up on the list, it'll work out.

Everyone else, thanks for being here, don't worry you're all appreciated and you'll all have a turn. Oh, hm, I didn't see you here Sarah Jessica Parker. Thanks for coming, but listen, I haven't mowed the grass in the back yard for a long time, you're more than welcome to go graze and get your fill, but after that, please move on."

[stevew]

I'd firmly vote yes if this was "Celebrity Motorboat or Not".

[Rizon]

Christina Hendricks: My Boobs Are Not A Conversation Piece (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/15/christina-hendricks-my-bo_n_963780.html)

[MJ4H]

Christina Hendricks: My Boobs Are Not A Conversation Piece (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/15/christina-hendricks-my-bo_n_963780.html)

maybe not for her

[larrymcg421]

What I'm learning from looking at the results of this poll and how other celebrities have fared is that FOFC really gets a hard on for skeletons.

[Autumn]

What I'm learning from looking at the results of this poll and how other celebrities have fared is that FOFC really gets a hard on for skeletons.

Well who knows better how to bone?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Her face looks like a damn skeleton, so yeah.

[Ksyrup]

With the proviso that this is the first and only place I've ever heard of or seen this chick, I tend to agree with Autumn. I'm not a fan of overly big boobs, and I don't find her THAT pretty. But this thread's all the context I have for that opinion. My motto is, the further away from girl next door you are, the less attracted I am to you. Too many glamour shots.

[MacroGuru]

*imagines every hot or not contestant beating down my door"

"Ms Johannson, come on in, you're first, good to see you. Ms Hayek, Jolie, Beckinsale, Fox, don't go anywhere, I'll be sending for you soon. Oh Ms Winslet, I almost didn't see you so far back in the crowrd, what in the world are you doing back there with the extras, please come up and take a seat were you belong? Ms Lohan. Lindsay, Ms Lohan, please put that bottle down. Could someone frisk Ms Lohan and make sure she doesn't have any keys, other sharp objects, or cocaine in her possession. Yes Ms Lohan come on in, listen I'd like to you be nearby, hopefully you're just going to sit and watch TV for awhile, but if something puts me in a really bad mood, yes have you heard the term hatefuck? If that's what is called for I'd like you around Lindsay, thanks.

Ok thanks everyone I think that should cover it for now... oh, wait, Ms Hendricks, hi! Please, I have a special request for you. Could you come in and just take your shirt off? Yes dear, just hang out in the same room I'm in topless. Yes, forever if that's ok. Don't worry, you're really high up on the list, it'll work out.

Everyone else, thanks for being here, don't worry you're all appreciated and you'll all have a turn. Oh, hm, I didn't see you here Sarah Jessica Parker. Thanks for coming, but listen, I haven't mowed the grass in the back yard for a long time, you're more than welcome to go graze and get your fill, but after that, please move on."

http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/711/19711/231243.jpg
That's Gold Jerry!

[Rizon]

Well who knows better how to bone?

http://i.imgur.com/LpPYH.gif

[Glengoyne]

I like boobs as much as the next guy, but the face is where it's at, IMO. Regardless I like Mrs. Hendricks.
I'll second this.

If anything her rack is a distraction. Not at all a bad one, I'll add.

Hot.

[molson]

Yes, this is probably the best way to explain it to the "crackers in bed' crowd. If all of these lovely ladies were busting down my door, there are quite a few I would pencil into my schedule before I got to Ms. Hendricks. At that point her couch cushion like chest would come in handy.

True, which is why there's a little more dignity in the tournament format. Not that I'm saying dignity is something that is desirable at all on a message board, I mean, who cares? But I can understand why it is hard for some to get past the hilarity of several dozen text sim enthusiasts proudly proclaiming that some of these women "don't do it for them."

[DanGarion]

If Rosie O'Donnell were the last woman on earth we'd all take turns banging her.

Or banging each other.

No, I'd just jerk off to porn.

[DanGarion]

Ya'll crack me up. There's not a single woman on the list on the first page that you wouldn't think is incredibly hot if one of 'em even glanced in your direction. So yeah, they're all hot. Some are hotter than others, but if you were single there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out of bed for eating crackers.

Pointy elbows, indeed.

http://i.imgur.com/8I2sz.jpg

[Blackadar]

Well, if you don't get it then that's your thing.

It's sort of the equivalent of, say, rating different quaterbacks in the NFL, asking would you want "X quarterback" as a starter on your team and then someone coming along guffawing saying:

"Ya'll crack me up. There's not a single quaterback on the list on the first page that you wouldn't think is an amazing athlete if one of 'em even considered playing for your flag football team. So yeah, they're all good. Some are better than others, but if you were looking for a quarterback for your flag football team there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out off the team for eating crackers."

Your "clever" "pointy elbows" point has been made over and over and over and over and over again. Yes, we all understand it. Thank you for pointing it out to all of us basement-dwelling internet trolls. We appreciate your keen insight and real world awesomeness.

You're voting Joe Montana or Dan Marino as not being great QBs - i.e., "not hot". You're not ranking on a pass/fail system and hence your example is a logical failure. Feel free to try again but really, there's no need.

Because I do get it. The thread is a reason for people to post pictures of pretty women on the internet (it's the primary reason for this thread and one I entirely support) and then try to find justifications via unflattering pictures or any other excuse to claim those women aren't hot (the secondary and more amusing reason). It's great entertainment. So remember, you have my support 100%.

Finally...yes, you're being trolled. It is an obvious troll. What's worse is that you actually took the bait. :lol:

Now can someone post more pics of Ms. Hendrick's epic cleavage? That never gets old.

[Pumpy Tudors]

You're voting Joe Montana or Dan Marino as not being great QBs - i.e., "not hot". You're not ranking on a pass/fail system and hence your example is a logical failure. Feel free to try again but really, there's no need.

Because I do get it. The thread is a reason for people to post pictures of pretty women on the internet (it's the primary reason for this thread and one I entirely support) and then try to find justifications via unflattering pictures or any other excuse to claim those women aren't hot (the secondary and more amusing reason). It's great entertainment. So remember, you have my support 100%.

Finally...yes, you're being trolled. It is an obvious troll. What's worse is that you actually took the bait. :lol:

Now can someone post more pics of Ms. Hendrick's epic cleavage? That never gets old.
Nice to see Hell Atlantic is back.

[Rizon]

I wonder how Christina Hendricks' Tits would fare in a poll, versus just Christina Hendricks herself.

[stevew]

If you come before January Jones, does she yell at you for being December?

[JonInMiddleGA]

I wonder how Christina Hendricks' Tits would fare in a poll, versus just Christina Hendricks herself.

Methinks you have a point.

[JonInMiddleGA]

There's not a single woman on the list on the first page that you wouldn't think is incredibly hot if one of 'em even glanced in your direction. So yeah, they're all hot. Some are hotter than others, but if you were single there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out of bed for eating crackers.

Seems to me that the disconnect you're having is that "hot" is not necessarily a strictly quantifiable thing. For example, "hot" for some voters may include factors beyond purely the body (it's not "hot body", it's "hot"), maybe one of the candidates is on the wrong end of the hot:crazy scale & therefore isn't overall "hot" for them.

Next, it's "hot", not "would you do her". There's probably precious few guys that haven't done someone who even they don't consider "hot", or whose most appealing feature was willingness and/or opportunity.

Just seems like you may be interpreting the question differently than some of the rest of us.

[Suicane75]

I haven't looked, but I'm willing to bet that most of these HoN threads have devolved into this. We're trolling ourselves.

[Ksyrup]

Seems to me that the disconnect you're having is that "hot" is not necessarily a strictly quantifiable thing. For example, "hot" for some voters may include factors beyond purely the body (it's not "hot body", it's "hot"), maybe one of the candidates is on the wrong end of the hot:crazy scale & therefore isn't overall "hot" for them.

Next, it's "hot", not "would you do her". There's probably precious few guys that haven't done someone who even they don't consider "hot", or whose most appealing feature was willingness and/or opportunity.

Just seems like you may be interpreting the question differently than some of the rest of us.

This is like arguing over what MVP means...with better scenery.

[Buccaneer]

This is like arguing over what MVP means...with better scenery.

Good analogy. Some people are so enamored with tits and asses or imagining the chick naked/fucking that they only let their cocks do the thinking. Then they eventually grow up and realize that there are many other aspects of a person in which "hotness" can be measured. But as Chief said, for some of us here (esp. those that have been married awhile), the only criteria we have are the pictures (good and bad) that are posted here - like Christina for example.

[Buccaneer]

By the way, what if one simply is not attractive to redheads or blondes, big tits and/or big asses, anorexis or overweight, etc.? Are those not valid criterias to be judged upon regardless if the person is famous or not? The most attractive/hottest females I have ever seen were neither famous, actresses, on a stage or in a front of a camera.

[MrBug708]

I don't disagree, but this isn't "random picture, is she hot or not" either though.

[JonInMiddleGA]

The most attractive/hottest females I have ever seen were neither famous, actresses, on a stage or in a front of a camera.

Hmm ... I can't really say I'd go that far. In terms of sheer hotness (by my own working definition), I'd have to say that the quintessential examples that come to my mind are indeed "celebrities".

I love my wife, wouldn't trade her (permanently) for any of 'em ... but that ain't what we're talking about here either ;)

[Buccaneer]

"Comes to mind" are the ones that are popular to a lot of people. Our (and many) culture is celebrity-obsessed that we somehow elevate (and degrade) them beyond any reasonable standards. If celebrities are the only ones that can be judged for their superficial hotness, then how sad and pathetic is that?

ps. I wouldn't put my wife up here either. ;)

[JonInMiddleGA]

"Comes to mind" are the ones that are popular to a lot of people.

On the other hand, if the very essence of hotness is truly a pinnacle of something (however shallow) then perhaps achieving fame/notoriety is almost inevitable.

From the waist down, in her prime, Stacy Keibler is simply the hottest thing I've ever seen (I considered her body proof of the existence of God, since nothing that perfect could happen by accident). The next time I see a "regular person" at Wal-Mart/gas station/buying milk that matches her will be the first time. It seems quite possible to me that the peak of hotness is extremely likely to be "discovered" at some point, but they aren't hot because they're famous, in those cases they become famous because they were hot.

[CrimsonFox]

By the way, what if one simply is not attractive to redheads or blondes, big tits and/or big asses, anorexis or overweight, etc.? Are those not valid criterias to be judged upon regardless if the person is famous or not? The most attractive/hottest females I have ever seen were neither famous, actresses, on a stage or in a front of a camera.

+1
I do agree that different people like different things, different types, etc and not all go for the obvious things. Also I think if there were links posted that let us hear them (either on screen or off) we would also have that factor going. Some people are just turnoffs when they open their mouths.

[CrimsonFox]

and yes autumn the pix you posted make me definitely want to change my answer :P

[Buccaneer]

On the other hand, if the very essence of hotness is truly a pinnacle of something (however shallow) then perhaps achieving fame/notoriety is almost inevitable.

From the waist down, in her prime, Stacy Keibler is simply the hottest thing I've ever seen (I considered her body proof of the existence of God, since nothing that perfect could happen by accident). The next time I see a "regular person" at Wal-Mart/gas station/buying milk that matches her will be the first time. It seems quite possible to me that the peak of hotness is extremely likely to be "discovered" at some point, but they aren't hot because they're famous, in those cases they become famous because they were hot.

I'd go along with that.

[Buccaneer]

+1
I do agree that different people like different things, different types, etc and not all go for the obvious things. Also I think if there were links posted that let us hear them (either on screen or off) we would also have that factor going. Some people are just turnoffs when they open their mouths.

Sure and then we get those that do not understand why everyone doesn't like what they like or sees what they see.

[CrimsonFox]

On the other hand, if the very essence of hotness is truly a pinnacle of something (however shallow) then perhaps achieving fame/notoriety is almost inevitable.

From the waist down, in her prime, Stacy Keibler is simply the hottest thing I've ever seen (I considered her body proof of the existence of God, since nothing that perfect could happen by accident). The next time I see a "regular person" at Wal-Mart/gas station/buying milk that matches her will be the first time. It seems quite possible to me that the peak of hotness is extremely likely to be "discovered" at some point, but they aren't hot because they're famous, in those cases they become famous because they were hot.


would you like us to leave so you can have a moment?

[JonInMiddleGA]

would you like us to leave so you can have a moment?

As though I haven't already?

:devil:

[stevew]

Ellen Page

[Suicane75]

I'd rather have sex with Jimmy Page. Or a plant. Robert Plant.

[CrimsonFox]

okay okay, how about her:

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mTTwcCVajAc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[korme]

Is that real? HAHAHA

[CrimsonFox]

Is that real? HAHAHA


yup. apparently. And it's been songified just like the "Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands..." guy

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sP4NMoJcFd4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Matthean]

yup. apparently.

Actually it's not.

[CrimsonFox]

oh is she acting? in any case it's funny as hell.

[JPhillips]

This is like arguing over what MVP means...with better scenery.

Christina Hendricks: Clutch or not clutch?

[Ksyrup]

I'm going to guess she clutches her chest quite often.

[MrBug708]

okay okay, how about her:

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mTTwcCVajAc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Wouldnt say no. The cat thing is a major turn off though.

[Radii]

Those of us who voted hot would be interested in googling for Christina Hendricks Cell Phone Hacked or something similar to that. Honestly I like the candid pics where she is clothed more than the 1 where there is a little less clothing.

[Suicane75]

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/foto-christinahendricks/18749036029/2/tumblr_m0dq6afjlp1qb5gww

I would like to formally suggest that the internet has peaked and we can turn it off now.

[cartman]

There was also a group of pics taken off of a hacked phone that were released today of another recent HoN nominee, Olivia Munn.

[sterlingice]

Do all celebrity women just have half naked pictures on their phone just waiting to be "hacked"? Or is it just the ones who have an upcoming movie or new season of a tv show?

SI

[Radii]

Do all celebrity women just have half naked pictures on their phone just waiting to be "hacked"? Or is it just the ones who have an upcoming movie or new season of a tv show?


I think we need to find out what's on Allison Brie's phone for extra data.

[Rizon]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tumblr_lpq4ce9J0J1qjnfl4.gif

[Scoobz0202]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk203/homan9118/Dpd4d-1.gif

[EagleFan]

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/foto-christinahendricks/18749036029/2/tumblr_m0dq6afjlp1qb5gww

I would like to formally suggest that the internet has peaked and we can turn it off now.

That seems kind of sad and pathetic to me. Like some teen taking a picture they can post to ask "am I pretty?"

[Matthean]

Wouldnt say no. The cat thing is a major turn off though.

Completely fake.

[Suicane75]

That seems kind of sad and pathetic to me. Like some teen taking a picture they can post to ask "am I pretty?"

Eh, this is more than likely just a pic taken for her husband or for shits and giggles. I doubt the intention was ever for other people to judge or comment on.

[NorvTurnerOverdrive]

it's a work. fake hacked cell phone pics are the new fake stolen sex tape

[Matthean]

Eh, this is more than likely just a pic taken for her husband or for shits and giggles. I doubt the intention was ever for other people to judge or comment on.

If there is one thing the internet is lacking, it's discussion of her. :lol:

[Rizon]

Related

The Most Notorious Leaked Celebrity Photos - SpikeTV (http://www.spike.com/photo-gallery/u5zf2x/1/the-most-notorious-leaked-celebrity-photos-olivia-munn)

[Rizon]

Related

The Most Notorious Leaked Celebrity Photos - SpikeTV (http://www.spike.com/photo-gallery/u5zf2x/1/the-most-notorious-leaked-celebrity-photos-olivia-munn)

I think Renee Olstead wins this round.

[JeeberD]

I think Renee Olstead wins this round.

+1

Those pics were AMAZING.

And on a semi-related note, the mention of Kat Denning's pics reminded me of how when her pics came out, there was talk that they were going to be scrubbed from the internet, so for some reason I decided that I HAD to download them to my computer. Not wanting my wife to find them, I hid them in a folder of images that I picked at random, and promptly forgot about them.

Fast forward to two weeks ago, I came home from a late shift at work to find that my wife had been looking at old family pics on the computer. One of the folders she started looking through was a trip I took to El Paso without her...and guess which folder I had put Kat's pics in? My wife's first thought was that I had done something I shouldn't have done on that trip and took some photographic memories. Luckily her better reasoning came through and she googled the image name, which sent her back to the site where I originally downloaded the pics.

Thank god she thought it through, or else I would have come home to either changed locks or a baseball bat upside the head...

[Autumn]

Porn stash fail.

[Autumn]

And on a semi-related note, the mention of Kat Denning's pics reminded me of how when her pics came out, there was talk that they were going to be scrubbed from the internet, so for some reason my penis decided that I HAD to download them to my computer.

BTW, fixed that for you.

[sterlingice]

How in the world do you actually scrub something from the internet? It's not really possible

SI