Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 89: Jessica Biel

[DanGarion]

Well the pop princess Katy Perry scored higher than Zooey Deschanel, so I think we can officially say that boobs bring around 12% points more the the party.

Now on to someone that is held near and dear to many a man's heart, Jessica Biel. She's be mentioned time and time again and now it is finally her chance to show us what she brings to the table.

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[DanGarion]

http://i.imgur.com/22DaEl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CtWBGl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/oZuDSl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/jPGv9l.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/KF0B3l.jpg http://i.imgur.com/BXygFl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VsB9Ql.jpg

[DanGarion]

I assume she will hit 85%+

[JediKooter]

I'd poke her in the butt.

[Grover]

Yes.

[Radii]

This is one I assume will do quite well. She wouldn't be on my top 5 or top 10 list, she's not a favorite of mine, but she's clearly a yes vote anyway

[DanGarion]

We have our first hater.

sabotai

[britrock88]

That third photo hardly looks real.

Easy yes.

[DanGarion]

That third photo hardly looks real.

Easy yes.

Variety!

[bronconick]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/228/dat.jpg

[RedKingGold]

Powder Blue.

[Groundhog]

Without a doubt.

[DaddyTorgo]

I honestly don't like her in any of those pics.

But I know she's hot.

I think she's one of the rare Hollywood celebs who looks hotter when she's "dressed down" rather than all dressed up.

[Bad-example]

My research didn't turn up any evidence of hotness. But I did see she is credited as Melina in the upcoming remake of Total Recall.

Total Recall (2012) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386703/)

[CrimsonFox]

Nice face. Pretty but holy shit SKINNY!!!!!!!!!! Yukky skinny!

[bulletsponge]

i watched "7th heaven" just to watch her

[sovereignstar v2]

Nice face. Pretty but holy shit SKINNY!!!!!!!!!! Yukky skinny!

Says the guy that recently voted hot for Zoe Saldana, Michelle Monaghan, Rachel McAdams, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Zooey Deschanel, and Mila Kunis.

[DanGarion]

Says the guy that recently voted hot for Zoe Saldana, Michelle Monaghan, Rachel McAdams, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Zooey Deschanel, and Mila Kunis.

PWNED!

[sovereignstar v2]

'jessica biel gif'

[MacroGuru]

Watched one of the remakes of Texas Chainsaw Massacre two weeks ago...I forgot she was in it...


.http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--bJ_AF55wCc/T6ffO7uWbwI/AAAAAAAAAYw/pMoe-NPp3_4/s1600/1.jpg

[sovereignstar v2]

Watched one of the remakes of Texas Chainsaw Massacre two weeks ago...I forgot she was in it...


.http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--bJ_AF55wCc/T6ffO7uWbwI/AAAAAAAAAYw/pMoe-NPp3_4/s1600/1.jpg

Pardon me sir. You posted the wrong picture by accident.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bsotLKbhZ5E/StUGb2S1kJI/AAAAAAAAAGg/4UZhOg7z1OE/s320/texas_chainsaw_03.jpg

[JonInMiddleGA]

I honestly don't like her in any of those pics.
But I know she's hot.

Pretty much this ... although the last cpl of pics that clearly show her, umm, asset weren't all that bad.

Those pics overall actually caused me to question my previously reflexive Hot answer.

[Flasch186]

LOL
http://thebestcelebritybodies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jessica-biel-body-workout-4-192x300.jpg

[RomaGoth]

I honestly don't like her in any of those pics.

But I know she's hot.

I think she's one of the rare Hollywood celebs who looks hotter when she's "dressed down" rather than all dressed up.

Pretty much where I am at (although I like the one of her in the kitchen). I can name several other women I would choose over her, but I can't deny her hotness all the same.

[MacroGuru]

Pardon me sir. You posted the wrong picture by accident.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bsotLKbhZ5E/StUGb2S1kJI/AAAAAAAAAGg/4UZhOg7z1OE/s320/texas_chainsaw_03.jpg

I am sorry, I will make up for it...

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2009/04/photobucket-20070122-jessica-biel-ass-3.jpg

[INDalltheway]

BOOOOOOM!

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[Warhammer]

She has never done anything for me.

[EagleFan]

Hell yes!

[Suicane75]

She's never done anything for me either. But in her defense, I've never asked.

[kingfc22]

SMOKIN

[Julio Riddols]

That 3rd pic is the worst picture I have ever seen of anyone. Anyway, just wanted to say Powder Blue as well. That stripping scene with the candles is hot. Would have sent me to the hospital with friction burns on my junk if I had seen that when I was 13 or so.

[DanGarion]

God you guys are such fucking whiny bastards about the pictures sometimes. Look I provide the pictures that I think others will like, if you don't like them so be it, you know what she looks like with the pictures or not.

[stevew]

She's one of those people who is famous, and an actor, and I can't recall one movie she's been in other than A-Team.

[Danny]

Super hot and from what my dad said, very nice as well.

[RendeR]

She's frakking amazing, easily in my top 3 ever.

[Autumn]

Didn't even need to scroll down. Didn't even need to open the thread. My vote was automatically registered by the universe when the poll was posted.

[Autumn]

Super hot and from what my dad said, very nice as well.

go get some dad

[BrianD]

i watched "7th heaven" just to watch her

I was always way more of a Beverley Mitchell fan.

[Autumn]

Nice face. Pretty but holy shit SKINNY!!!!!!!!!! Yukky skinny!

???

Did you type in the wrong name on Google search? I know you have trouble with the image search. I can't imagine anyone coming to this conclusion. She is one of the few Hollywood beauties with actual curves.

[Toddzilla]

???

Did you type in the wrong name on Google search? I know you have trouble with the image search. I can't imagine anyone coming to this conclusion. She is one of the few Hollywood beauties with actual curves.Exactly. Many many words describe the beautiful Jessica Biel. Skinny, sir, is not one of them.

[JediKooter]

I am sorry, I will make up for it...

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2009/04/photobucket-20070122-jessica-biel-ass-3.jpg

She could back up into me any time she wanted.

[JonInMiddleGA]

God you guys are such fucking whiny bastards about the pictures sometimes. Look I provide the pictures that I think others will like, if you don't like them so be it, you know what she looks like with the pictures of not.

In this case I think the pictures highlighted (to me) that she's basically got one significant asset ... and that her face is actually pretty damned bad.

{shrug}

If the commentary on the pics are bugging you enough for this little rant then maybe it's time to just let the project rest for a while instead of being such a fucking whiny bastard about the comments. Frankly, after this little post, I'm much harder pressed to give a fuck whether you ever do another one.

[BlackJack]

Nice face. Pretty but holy shit SKINNY!!!!!!!!!! Yukky skinny!

jeezus h, you must be one of them chubby chasers. She ain't skinny, she's just right.

[Ryan S]

God you guys are such fucking whiny bastards about the pictures sometimes. Look I provide the pictures that I think others will like, if you don't like them so be it, you know what she looks like with the pictures of not.

I think the problem with the third picture is that it looks so different to the others. I am a fan, and I could not have identified her in that picture.

[Julio Riddols]

I think the problem with the third picture is that it looks so different to the others. I am a fan, and I could not have identified her in that picture.

My thoughts as well. It wasn't the choice of the pic, its that it looks like an entirely different person.

[Julio Riddols]

I also fail to see how her face can be considered unattractive. She's got an amazing face. Her body is just as amazing. She is incredibly well put together and exceptionally feminine.

[Autumn]

In this case I think the pictures highlighted (to me) that she's basically got one significant asset ... and that her face is actually pretty damned bad.

I actually think that her face is one of her best features. I love her mouth, and her nose and eyes. I've seen a few angles where it didn't look great, but for the most part she's beautiful. But I think we've established in the past that we have pretty much opposite opinions on that.

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/jessica-biel-2.jpg?w=500

Also, there's this:

http://crispixlover.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/jbiel3.jpg

[JonInMiddleGA]

Pic 1 is pretty skinny looking IMO. Pic 2 is pretty rough looking IMO, like somebody had ordered their p.surgeon to work some overtime. Lips are too big (even if they're natural, they don't look it). Pic 3 is so out there that I'm in the "not sure that's even her" camp & dismissed it entirely. Pic 4 she looks ... tired, like she's 20 yrs older than her age. Pic 5 is (I think) just an unimpressive angle, I know 5's that are 50 pounds overweight who have basically that same face. Only in 6 & 7 does she come across as hot to me.

What I realize from this pic-by-pic analysis is kinda what I realized on first blush: she's a lot hotter from a distance, and the closer you get the worse she looks.

[chadritt]

Submitted for analysis

http://www.tvshark.com/imgs/c/jessica_biel_chuck_and_larry13_lg.jpg

[Schmidty]

In this case I think the pictures highlighted (to me) that she's basically got one significant asset ... and that her face is actually pretty damned bad.

I haven't posted much in a long time, but this made me break out of retirement.

WTF? I wish I had something more intelligent to say to that, but "WTF" just fits.

[Autumn]

Oops, my ass shot was a repeat. Here you go.

http://images21.fotosik.pl/21/9a3ded78c3f4fbd0.jpg

http://img003.bombgirls.info/people/jessica_biel/jessica_biel_easy_virtue_premiere_rome_international_film_festival_oct_27_2008c_ysjOVyx.sized.jpg

[sabotai]

Everything from the neck down is great, but I don't find her face, especially her eyes, "hot". She has a case of dead eyes. There's no emotion there. Zero sexuality. If a chick can't pull of "that sly, come hither stare", I'm not going to find her hot.

That's not to say that I don't find her attractive, just that she doesn't land in the "hot" category for me.

[RendeR]

Sab, go find video, her eyes are anything but dead. She's got some of the most amazing eyes I've ever seen, but they don't come across well in a static photo.

[claphamsa]

she is super hot... too bad she is possibly the worst actress ever to be repeatedly put on.... tv/movies

[Danny]

http://www.diet-weight-lose.com/celebrity/celebrity-picture/jessica-biel-bikini.jpg

[Danny]

http://www.imgbase.info/images/safe-wallpapers/celebrity/jessica_biel/2720-celebrity_jessica_biel_wallpaper.jpg

[Danny]

http://brandnewcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Jessica-Biel-441.jpg

[Danny]

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Jessica-Biel-jessica-biel-121761_1024_768.jpg

[Grover]

she is super hot... too bad she is possibly the worst actress ever to be repeatedly put on.... tv/movies

Kristen Stewart says hello.

[JediKooter]

I don't think I could ever get mad at her, unless she keeps going out with Derek Jeter.

[Julio Riddols]

http://brandnewcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Jessica-Biel-441.jpg

I think I just came hither.

[sovereignstar v2]

She's never done anything for me either. But in her defense, I've never asked.

Do you think she'd be fun to interact with in a Werewolf game? Ultimately, that's the deciding factor for me when it comes to these polls.

[Grover]

Do you think she'd be fun to interact with in a Werewolf game? Ultimately, that's the deciding factor for me when it comes to these polls.

Only if she'll lynch me in some sort of David Carradine fashion.

[Autumn]

She could probably pop your head off with her thighs. Girl is ripped.

[Matthean]

I don't think I could ever get mad at her, unless she keeps going out with Derek Jeter.

Doubtful since she's getting married to Timberlake. Why, is beyond me but still true.

[bhlloy]

http://www.diet-weight-lose.com/celebrity/celebrity-picture/jessica-biel-bikini.jpg

Holy shit she can be in two places at once. Not hot

I also watched that movie for the second time on Sunday driving back from Vegas because it was the only DVD we had in the rental. The fact that I have seen that movie twice makes me sad.

[ColtCrazy]

This thread makes walking difficult.

[Suicane75]

Do you think she'd be fun to interact with in a Werewolf game? Ultimately, that's the deciding factor for me when it comes to these polls.

Have you gotten your night actions in yet?

[Izulde]

Yeah the face just keeps me from voting Hot here. It's not a hot or interesting face. Hitting Not.

[Danny]

Yeah the face just keeps me from voting Hot here. It's not a hot or interesting face. Hitting Not.

And with this post, we can officially conclude that Jessica Biel is in fact hot!

[MacroGuru]

Yeah the face just keeps me from voting Hot here. It's not a hot or interesting face. Hitting Not.

Listen up silly Gaijin...you are in a world with exotic asian women right now. Your opinion is currently under duress and not counting....

[weegeebored]

Like Scarlett Johansson, Biel's another one I just don't get (figuratively and literally). Do you Vote Hot-ers don't bother to look at faces? Or maybe most of you like wide mouths/big cheekbones? Or maybe I'm just old, and those face types plus big boobs constitutes hotness now.

[Suicane75]

For reals. Girl is so ugly she makes my pee stink.

[JediKooter]

Lay off the asparagus.

[spleen1015]

Like Scarlett Johansson, Biel's another one I just don't get (figuratively and literally). Do you Vote Hot-ers don't bother to look at faces? Or maybe most of you like wide mouths/big cheekbones? Or maybe I'm just old, and those face types plus big boobs constitutes hotness now.

You think Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson have big boobs?

[JediKooter]

Maybe he has small hands?

[Autumn]

Like Scarlett Johansson, Biel's another one I just don't get (figuratively and literally). Do you Vote Hot-ers don't bother to look at faces? Or maybe most of you like wide mouths/big cheekbones? Or maybe I'm just old, and those face types plus big boobs constitutes hotness now.

I'm a Scarlett and Jessica voter, and I think my record of comments makes clear that I look at the face first. It's by far my number one criteria.

And yeah, Biel does not have big boobs.

[GrantDawg]

I'm a Scarlett and Jessica voter, and I think my record of comments makes clear that I look at the face first. It's by far my number one criteria.

And yeah, Biel does not have big boobs.


No. Just perfect ones. :)

[weegeebored]

You think Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson have big boobs?No, I phrased it wrong. That was more of a general statement of what appears to be a preference here. Maybe big boobs is a preference for people in general, I'm not sure. And their boobs aren't...well...small.

[Matthean]

Even not factoring in their boobs, they have stellar butts.

[Rizon]

Even not factoring in their boobs, they have stellar butts.

Exactly. You always gotta flip over that juicy burger.

[Grover]

You think Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson have big boobs?

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[Ryan S]

I'm a Scarlett and Jessica voter, and I think my record of comments makes clear that I look at the face first. It's by far my number one criteria.

In the case of Jessica Biel, I see the face before I see anything else. Based on that alone I am voting yes.

I am usually a predictable no vote in these polls, but Jessica Biel comes close to the top of my short list of yes votes.

[lighthousekeeper]

nsfw?

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/83411-5/Jessica_Biel_POV.gif

[RendeR]

Good thing I'm doin the launry...I need fresh shorts....*Splode*


Ok third pair is the charm....

[Danny]

Fres shorts? I need to clean the walls and ceiling after seeing that

[Suicane75]

Hey man, what's that from?

[Danny]

Deleted scene from 7th heaven

[CrimsonFox]

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LOL! I love that show.

[Matthean]

Deleted scene from 7th heaven

That would have been the last answer I gave.

[CrimsonFox]

Hey man, what's that from?

It's called Regular Show

Lots of em on youtube.

[sovereignstar v2]

Hey man, what's that from?

The Rules of Attraction

[Autumn]

Holy shit she can be in two places at once. Not hot

The fact that you could have an instant threesome with her is not hot? The exit is that way.

[Autumn]

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jessica_biel_bikini_ass_puerto_rico.jpg

[Grover]

That's a pretty delicious photo.

[sovereignstar v2]

Nice face. Pretty but holy shit SKINNY!!!!!!!!!! Yukky skinny!

I see this clown hasn't made his way back to this thread yet.

[britrock88]

God, I'd forgotten about the GIF...

[MacroGuru]

Saw a Jessica Biel clone today driving a brand new black Camaro, I about wrecked my car..

Part of me wanted to turn into a total creeper and follow...the other part said, drive son...you're blocking traffic and she is getting pretty freaked out that you are staring at her...

[Autumn]

And we know which parts were which.

[Bigsmooth]

Saw a Jessica Biel clone today driving a brand new black Camaro, I about wrecked my car..

Part of me wanted to turn into a total creeper and follow...the other part said, drive son...you're blocking traffic and she is getting pretty freaked out that you are staring at her...

Kidnap!