The Sports Haiku Thread

[Sun Tzu]

I occasionally dabble in poetry, and I thought "Hey, maybe the fellas at FOFC would dig this too!"

So, with that said, I'm creating this thread for everyone to post their sports-driven haiku's. I'll give it a shot first, with some NFC West flair...

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Russell Wilson tries
Great at home, shit on the road
Alex just wins games

[DougW]

Poems that don't rhyme
Make no sense, no sense at all
To me poems rhyme

[Julio Riddols]

In the NFL
on any given sunday
dreams can live or die

[MizzouCowboy]

Deep in the playoffs
Dallas Cowboys Destiny
December happens

[Julio Riddols]

Not a hockey fan
But if I was into it
I would not be pleased

[Sun Tzu]

Cobra Kai Football
Hasselbeck throws a big pick
Sweep the leg, baby

[PurdueBrad]

Purdue Boilers, (H)hope had
No talent, racks up losses
Time for a new coach

[MizzouCowboy]

Kobe with a stare
The ax with a mighty swing
Might play some defense

[Julio Riddols]

Brett Favre has a dick
He took photos of it once
I know its old news

[Sun Tzu]

Tom Brady has rings
Joe Montana has one more
Brett Favre has a dick

[Julio Riddols]

Some say rings matter
Others claim statistics rule
But what about looks?

[MizzouCowboy]

Brett Favre has a dick
Haiku FOFC style
We need more cowbell

[Julio Riddols]

Don't fear the Reaper
Seasons don't fear the reaper
All our times have come.

[britrock88]

Five seven five is
the meter for haikus and
Haynesworth's forty time.

[Sun Tzu]

Rally thong is gone
Rally Zito has risen
The ring is the thing

[Julio Riddols]

The Aggies are up
Alabama D missing
Can they finish this?

[britrock88]

Come on, A&M,
save the championship game
from the SEC!

[Julio Riddols]

My god it happened
David threw that fuckin' rock
And Goliath fell!