Colossal Sea Cucumber Discovered off New Jersey

[WSUCougar]

This thread does not actually exist. If you post here, you will spend the rest of eternity in the belly of a colossal squid. Or something. Please leave.

[GoldenEagle]

Huh?

[JeeberD]

He must have eaten some bad chinese food...

[WSUCougar]

That's two...

[JeeberD]

Eh, it could be worse. I could spend eternity in HM's stomach...

[GoldenEagle]

I dont know about this colossal squid thing. I mean sure its big and has eigtheen arms but thats it. No biggie.

[WSUCougar]

*gasp*

Heathen! I will deal with thy blasphemy later. It's Friday afternoon and I have not the time.

[Franklinnoble]

I found a colossal squid in my pants....

... no, wait... must have forgotten to wipe. Nevermind.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
I found a colossal squid in my pants....

... no, wait... must have forgotten to wipe. Nevermind.

take your hand out of the rubber glove AFTER you pull your finger out of your ass

[Franklinnoble]

Originally posted by Fritz
take your hand out of the rubber glove AFTER you pull your finger out of your ass

Man, the things they leave out of the manual when you ask for instructions on how to give yourself a prostate massage... thanks, Fritz.

[Fritz]

there are some things you need to go to a Marilyn Manson concert to learn.

*still shuddering after 7 years*

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

Uh...this is just weird.

[tucker342]

I don't like cucumber very much...

[kcchief19]

Fritz did what with a colossal cucumber and his ass?

[tucker342]

ohhh, that's a scary thought...


I'm going to have nightmares

[Rich1033]

Originally posted by WSUCougar
Colossal Sea Cucumber Discovered off New Jersey.

Did you just watch Jackass: The movie?

That scene with the sea cucumbers was disturbing. Actually the whole movie was a strange combination of disturbing and amusing.

[Mega]

If they soaked it in vinegar, then it would be a colossal pickle. Just something to think about.