Random Meth Question

[korme]

So a surprising debate has erupted on my Facebook page about the following meth question someone's 3rd grader had on a test in the streets. I say surprising, because I think the answer is 100% obvious.

[Fidatelo]

$50 is the sweet spot for meth. Enough to get blasted, not enough to OD.

[cartman]

Yeah, the generic pseudoephedrine tablets work just as well as Sudafed. Just always use straight ammonia, not a window cleaner with ammonia.

[Kodos]

There's a Meth-od to cartman's madness.

[Suicane75]

I'm having trouble picking the right answer. But I'm not having trouble picking the scabs off of my face.

[cartman]

$Trouter White is obviously the wrong answer, because you have no need for a tooth whitening product when you suffer from meth mouth.

[ColtCrazy]

I'm a hundred percent sure one of my student's moms is a serious meth head. She's maybe 29 and looks 59 and is skinny enough she could probably hide in a piece of PVC pipe. I'll ask her the answer after school.

[mckerney]

I'm a bit confused by the question. It seems to assume that 50 and 60 aren't the same even though they're both numbers. How can numbers be different?

[korme]

I'm a hundred percent sure one of my student's moms is a serious meth head. She's maybe 29 and looks 59 and is skinny enough she could probably hide in a piece of PVC pipe. I'll ask her the answer after school.

Oh how delightful! Thank you.

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[korme]

By the way, the correct answer is none of the above you psychos.

[mckerney]

By the way, the correct answer is none of the above you psychos.

Because third graders don't have that much money so they're supposed to trade their parents jewelry for meth?

[Suicane75]

I don't know how to put this so that it wont seem weird, but does anybody want their dick sucked?

[korme]

I don't know how to put this so that it wont seem weird, but does anybody want their dick sucked?

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[Desnudo]

I don't know how to put this so that it wont seem weird, but does anybody want their dick sucked?

You can suck it for $51

[cartman]

Don't want to scare you Suicane, but some folks round off to the nearest 10 inches.

[stevew]

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Yeah we need that thanks button that other cool vbulletin sites have.