Just looking at Bush's stance on sacrificing virgins from a political perspective...
 

hey, the volcano god must be appeased. What else can the guy do?

Wow. Thread jack from a completely different thread. Impressive. :p

I am totally against sacrificing virgins. He lost my vote with that one.

I guess the real question is, are people born virgins or do they make a choice to become one?

Evil Plan Part 78: Sacrifice virgin to volcano god. Win presidency.

this issue is more important than homohabitation

BUMP

The volcano God has no chance in the Northeast, but has the southern states locked up, so why bother appeasing him?

The Volcano God is big in New Hampshire.

We could have an angry Volcano God people. You should be paying attention.

1. Meet wife.
2. Have daughter.
3. Sell daughter to virgin sacrificing contractors.
4. Cash check.

If He was any kind of real Angry Volcano God, he would've wiped us out already.

Link?

Didn't the Angry Volcano God drop out of the race after Wisconsin?

:D:D

At least we know Bush's daughters are safe.

HAHA Good one!

but you are still in the lotto

nah, don't worry, I took care of that a couple hundred times to be sure

ROFL!:D

That's great!

So we can get rid of Britney Speers as a virgin sacrifiice??? BUHHHHHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!! :)