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Old 02-25-2004, 11:24 AM   #1
Fritz
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Just looking at Bush's stance on sacrificing virgins from a political perspective...

hey, the volcano god must be appeased. What else can the guy do?
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Old 02-25-2004, 11:26 AM   #2
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Wow. Thread jack from a completely different thread. Impressive.
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Old 02-25-2004, 11:29 AM   #3
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I am totally against sacrificing virgins. He lost my vote with that one.
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Old 02-25-2004, 11:30 AM   #4
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I guess the real question is, are people born virgins or do they make a choice to become one?
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Old 02-25-2004, 11:56 AM   #5
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Evil Plan Part 78: Sacrifice virgin to volcano god. Win presidency.
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Old 02-25-2004, 12:26 PM   #6
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this issue is more important than homohabitation

BUMP
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Old 02-25-2004, 12:29 PM   #7
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The volcano God has no chance in the Northeast, but has the southern states locked up, so why bother appeasing him?
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Old 02-25-2004, 12:31 PM   #8
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The Volcano God is big in New Hampshire.
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Old 02-25-2004, 03:54 PM   #9
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We could have an angry Volcano God people. You should be paying attention.
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Old 02-25-2004, 03:59 PM   #10
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1. Meet wife.
2. Have daughter.
3. Sell daughter to virgin sacrificing contractors.
4. Cash check.
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Old 02-25-2004, 04:02 PM   #11
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If He was any kind of real Angry Volcano God, he would've wiped us out already.
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Old 02-25-2004, 04:03 PM   #12
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Old 02-25-2004, 04:04 PM   #13
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Didn't the Angry Volcano God drop out of the race after Wisconsin?
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Old 02-25-2004, 04:46 PM   #14
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Didn't the Angry Volcano God drop out of the race after Wisconsin?

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Old 02-25-2004, 04:47 PM   #15
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At least we know Bush's daughters are safe.
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Old 02-25-2004, 05:15 PM   #16
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At least we know Bush's daughters are safe.

HAHA Good one!
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Old 02-25-2004, 05:15 PM   #17
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At least we know Bush's daughters are safe.

but you are still in the lotto
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Old 02-25-2004, 05:19 PM   #18
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but you are still in the lotto

nah, don't worry, I took care of that a couple hundred times to be sure
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Old 02-25-2004, 06:16 PM   #19
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At least we know Bush's daughters are safe.

ROFL!

That's great!
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Old 02-25-2004, 06:32 PM   #20
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So we can get rid of Britney Speers as a virgin sacrifiice??? BUHHHHHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!
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