OT - Two News Reports
 

Two news reports from today worth reading:

1) Greenspan Warns Against Defecits
2) Iraq Casualties Higher Than Reported?

dola...
You might make note of the chart provided by the White House on budget defecit/surpluses since 1981...they were kind enough to remove the years from the chart (which would have shown a sharp divide between Democratic/Republican administration surpluses/defecits), but one notices a certain trend.

You have the prettiest eyes

ThatsAMyth Fritz.

*yawn*

Lord, I could post that Bush was caught with a dead hooker and y'all would post the exact same things. :rolleyes:

Can't argue with that.

*Le pant* *Le sigh*

I know, but he has many womanly qualities and cheap lines work on him like Benjamin Franklins work on hookers

Yeah, but did Bush try to bring said dead hooker back to life with aspirin?

I normally pay them in Lincolns, the copper ones.

You can't take aspirin after doing lines of coke with the Prez.

boy, wolf, dinner

DING!

I think we would stop rolling our eyes if it was a gay hooker, like Steven from the Real World Seattle.

Sorry, NoMyths, but if you switch to the same radio station and the same damn song is always playing, after a while, you stop switching to that station. :rolleyes:

CR

I dunno man, Hey Ya is always playing around here, and you just can't get enough of that song.

What's cooler than being cool?

ice cold?

Alan Greenspan urges Congress to go for it on 4th down:

Oops, didn't realize it was "Don't give me any news except that which appeases my selfish, foolish ass" day.

"It is because of the President's... inadequacy... that we went to war."

you were thinking it was "I should give you news that appeases my selfish, foolish ass day?"

Hey, kids, it's Fritz! Pet the nice Fritz...ah, good boy.

So many captions, so little time... WSU, you get my vote for best post in this thread :)

SI

That is a good try. It really is.

Thanks. I live to please.

That's worth at least 25 bonus points, damned fine post.

Telling kids to pet Fritz is like telling them to go to the Neverland Ranch.

You better like Jif then. Crunchy.

Some folks prefer Jif. I prefer jelly.

"Drama"

A tossed salad is a beautiful way to spend $50.

dude, you need to go to the tossed salad bar at Golden Corral. $6.99

i want to fuck you like a hurricane

A tornado is better because its dry... it forces you to invite KySyrup.

Hmm... Your gay bars have specials on those things. I guess North Dakota isn't liberal enough for gay specials.

wow this thread went downhill fast:D

Sort of figured both of those though...

Thanks for the links NoMyth:)

You know that tossed salad does not have to be a gay thing, right? You can even enjoy one with a dead prom queen in the privacy of your own home.

Tossed salads are best enjoyed in Mexican Jails from what I have heard.

Isn't farting in a dead womans face a felony?

do I have to spell everything out?

*sigh*

DECAPITATED PROM QUEEN

Hmm, finally, I would be able to shit down someones neck! Jesus does love me.

i keep thinking, "there is no way Afoci is going to go further than I will." But then you do.

NM needs to diversify his posting.

Whatchoo' talkin' 'bout? I already posted twice tonight that cocaine is a hell of a drug. And it wasn't even in relation to the former habit our President had. If that's not diversity, I don't know what is. :)

dola...

And for the sports fans scoring at home, no, I've never used cocaine. :rolleyes:

if anyone was scoring at home tonight, they wouldn't need to be here....

Well put.

you could drive up for a fondue

Alright, but only if we leave the politics at the door and just talk about chicks and music.

Henceforth, NoMyths will always be my draft enforcer.