OT - Two News Reports

NoMyths · 02-25-2004, 03:41 PM

Two news reports from today worth reading:

1) Greenspan Warns Against Defecits
2) Iraq Casualties Higher Than Reported?

NoMyths · 02-25-2004, 03:45 PM

dola...
You might make note of the chart provided by the White House on budget defecit/surpluses since 1981...they were kind enough to remove the years from the chart (which would have shown a sharp divide between Democratic/Republican administration surpluses/defecits), but one notices a certain trend.

Fritz · 02-25-2004, 03:58 PM

You have the prettiest eyes

Easy Mac · 02-25-2004, 04:04 PM

ThatsAMyth Fritz.

FishFan · 02-25-2004, 04:05 PM

*yawn*

NoMyths · 02-25-2004, 04:06 PM

Lord, I could post that Bush was caught with a dead hooker and y'all would post the exact same things.

Easy Mac · 02-25-2004, 04:06 PM

Can't argue with that.

*Le pant* *Le sigh*

Fritz · 02-25-2004, 04:06 PM

I know, but he has many womanly qualities and cheap lines work on him like Benjamin Franklins work on hookers

FishFan · 02-25-2004, 04:07 PM

Yeah, but did Bush try to bring said dead hooker back to life with aspirin?

Easy Mac · 02-25-2004, 04:07 PM

I normally pay them in Lincolns, the copper ones.

Easy Mac · 02-25-2004, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FishFan

Yeah, but did Bush try to bring said dead hooker back to life with aspirin?

You can't take aspirin after doing lines of coke with the Prez.

Fritz · 02-25-2004, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoMyths

Lord, I could post that Bush was caught with a dead hooker and y'all would post the exact same things.

boy, wolf, dinner

cuervo72 · 02-25-2004, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz

You have the prettiest eyes

DING!

Easy Mac · 02-25-2004, 04:12 PM

I think we would stop rolling our eyes if it was a gay hooker, like Steven from the Real World Seattle.

Chief Rum · 02-25-2004, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoMyths

Lord, I could post that Bush was caught with a dead hooker and y'all would post the exact same things.

Sorry, NoMyths, but if you switch to the same radio station and the same damn song is always playing, after a while, you stop switching to that station.

CR

Easy Mac · 02-25-2004, 04:18 PM

I dunno man, Hey Ya is always playing around here, and you just can't get enough of that song.

FishFan · 02-25-2004, 04:22 PM

What's cooler than being cool?

Easy Mac · 02-25-2004, 04:22 PM

ice cold?

WSUCougar · 02-25-2004, 04:56 PM

Alan Greenspan urges Congress to go for it on 4th down:

NoMyths · 02-25-2004, 04:57 PM

Oops, didn't realize it was "Don't give me any news except that which appeases my selfish, foolish ass" day.

Easy Mac · 02-25-2004, 04:58 PM

"It is because of the President's... inadequacy... that we went to war."

Fritz · 02-25-2004, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoMyths

Oops, didn't realize it was "Don't give me any news except that which appeases my selfish, foolish ass" day.

you were thinking it was "I should give you news that appeases my selfish, foolish ass day?"

NoMyths · 02-25-2004, 05:17 PM

Hey, kids, it's Fritz! Pet the nice Fritz...ah, good boy.

sterlingice · 02-25-2004, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Alan Greenspan urges Congress to go for it on 4th down:

So many captions, so little time... WSU, you get my vote for best post in this thread

SI

The Afoci · 02-25-2004, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoMyths

Hey, kids, it's Fritz! Pet the nice Fritz...ah, good boy.

That is a good try. It really is.

NoMyths · 02-25-2004, 05:29 PM

Thanks. I live to please.

JonInMiddleGA · 02-25-2004, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Alan Greenspan urges Congress to go for it on 4th down

That's worth at least 25 bonus points, damned fine post.

Easy Mac · 02-25-2004, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoMyths

Hey, kids, it's Fritz! Pet the nice Fritz...ah, good boy.

Telling kids to pet Fritz is like telling them to go to the Neverland Ranch.

The Afoci · 02-25-2004, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoMyths

Thanks. I live to please.

You better like Jif then. Crunchy.

NoMyths · 02-25-2004, 05:33 PM

Some folks prefer Jif. I prefer jelly.

Maple Leafs · 02-25-2004, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Alan Greenspan urges Congress to go for it on 4th down:

"Drama"

The Afoci · 02-25-2004, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoMyths

Some folks prefer Jif. I prefer jelly.

A tossed salad is a beautiful way to spend $50.

Fritz · 02-25-2004, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Afoci

A tossed salad is a beautiful way to spend $50.

dude, you need to go to the tossed salad bar at Golden Corral. $6.99

Fritz · 02-25-2004, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoMyths

Hey, kids, it's Fritz! Pet the nice Fritz...ah, good boy.

i want to fuck you like a hurricane

Easy Mac · 02-25-2004, 05:58 PM

A tornado is better because its dry... it forces you to invite KySyrup.

The Afoci · 02-25-2004, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz

dude, you need to go to the tossed salad bar at Golden Corral. $6.99

Hmm... Your gay bars have specials on those things. I guess North Dakota isn't liberal enough for gay specials.

tucker342 · 02-25-2004, 06:04 PM

wow this thread went downhill fast

Sort of figured both of those though...

Thanks for the links NoMyth

Fritz · 02-25-2004, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Afoci

Hmm... Your gay bars have specials on those things. I guess North Dakota isn't liberal enough for gay specials.

You know that tossed salad does not have to be a gay thing, right? You can even enjoy one with a dead prom queen in the privacy of your own home.

The Afoci · 02-25-2004, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz

You know that tossed salad does not have to be a gay thing, right? You can even enjoy one with a dead prom queen in the privacy of your own home.

Tossed salads are best enjoyed in Mexican Jails from what I have heard.

Isn't farting in a dead womans face a felony?

Fritz · 02-25-2004, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Afoci

Isn't farting in a dead womans face a felony?

do I have to spell everything out?

*sigh*

DECAPITATED PROM QUEEN

The Afoci · 02-25-2004, 08:07 PM

Hmm, finally, I would be able to shit down someones neck! Jesus does love me.

Fritz · 02-25-2004, 08:10 PM

i keep thinking, "there is no way Afoci is going to go further than I will." But then you do.

Marmel · 02-25-2004, 08:22 PM

NM needs to diversify his posting.

NoMyths · 02-25-2004, 09:32 PM

Whatchoo' talkin' 'bout? I already posted twice tonight that cocaine is a hell of a drug. And it wasn't even in relation to the former habit our President had. If that's not diversity, I don't know what is.

NoMyths · 02-25-2004, 09:32 PM

dola...

And for the sports fans scoring at home, no, I've never used cocaine.

Fritz · 02-25-2004, 09:57 PM

if anyone was scoring at home tonight, they wouldn't need to be here....

NoMyths · 02-25-2004, 10:03 PM

Well put.

Fritz · 02-25-2004, 10:07 PM

you could drive up for a fondue

NoMyths · 02-25-2004, 10:13 PM

Alright, but only if we leave the politics at the door and just talk about chicks and music.

WSUCougar · 02-25-2004, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marmel

NM needs to diversify his posting.

Henceforth, NoMyths will always be my draft enforcer.

02-25-2004, 03:58 PM	#3
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	You have the prettiest eyes __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-25-2004, 04:06 PM	#8
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	I know, but he has many womanly qualities and cheap lines work on him like Benjamin Franklins work on hookers __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 02-25-2004 at 04:06 PM.

02-25-2004, 04:56 PM	#19
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Alan Greenspan urges Congress to go for it on 4th down: __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

02-25-2004, 06:04 PM	#37
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	wow this thread went downhill fast Sort of figured both of those though... Thanks for the links NoMyth Last edited by tucker342 : 02-25-2004 at 06:04 PM.

02-25-2004, 08:07 PM	#41
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Hmm, finally, I would be able to shit down someones neck! Jesus does love me. __________________ I had something.

02-25-2004, 03:45 PM	#2
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	dola... You might make note of the chart provided by the White House on budget defecit/surpluses since 1981...they were kind enough to remove the years from the chart (which would have shown a sharp divide between Democratic/Republican administration surpluses/defecits), but one notices a certain trend.

02-25-2004, 04:04 PM	#4
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	ThatsAMyth Fritz.

02-25-2004, 04:05 PM	#5
FishFan College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA	yawn

02-25-2004, 04:07 PM	#9
FishFan College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA	Yeah, but did Bush try to bring said dead hooker back to life with aspirin?

02-25-2004, 04:12 PM	#14
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I think we would stop rolling our eyes if it was a gay hooker, like Steven from the Real World Seattle.

02-25-2004, 04:18 PM	#16
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I dunno man, Hey Ya is always playing around here, and you just can't get enough of that song.

02-25-2004, 04:22 PM	#17
FishFan College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA	What's cooler than being cool?

02-25-2004, 04:57 PM	#20
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Oops, didn't realize it was "Don't give me any news except that which appeases my selfish, foolish ass" day.

02-25-2004, 04:58 PM	#21
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	"It is because of the President's... inadequacy... that we went to war."

02-25-2004, 05:17 PM	#23
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Hey, kids, it's Fritz! Pet the nice Fritz...ah, good boy.

02-25-2004, 05:29 PM	#26
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Thanks. I live to please.

02-25-2004, 05:33 PM	#30
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Some folks prefer Jif. I prefer jelly.

02-25-2004, 05:58 PM	#35
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	A tornado is better because its dry... it forces you to invite KySyrup.

02-25-2004, 08:10 PM	#42
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	i keep thinking, "there is no way Afoci is going to go further than I will." But then you do. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-25-2004, 08:22 PM	#43
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	NM needs to diversify his posting. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

02-25-2004, 09:32 PM	#44
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Whatchoo' talkin' 'bout? I already posted twice tonight that cocaine is a hell of a drug. And it wasn't even in relation to the former habit our President had. If that's not diversity, I don't know what is.

02-25-2004, 09:57 PM	#46
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	if anyone was scoring at home tonight, they wouldn't need to be here.... __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-25-2004, 10:03 PM	#47
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Well put.

02-25-2004, 10:07 PM	#48
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	you could drive up for a fondue __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-25-2004, 10:13 PM	#49
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Alright, but only if we leave the politics at the door and just talk about chicks and music.

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