OT: Enchanted Republicans
 

One day, a group of Republicans was walking in the enchanted forest. Suddenly, a rhino charged out! Nothing being any more serious than that, the Republicans hopped onto a FastBoat and escaped down the river under the cover of a squadron of Air National Guard F-106s. Then, looking into the water, they saw something metallic glistening under the rippling waves. It was a WMD! And they lived happily ever after.

This is why i can't vote for a republican for president. Enchanted? I sense witchcraft! Burn them! Burn the republicans!

*tear*

I hope Peter Jackson does the movie.

He's missing his robe.

And I really don't want to see him playing with his wand.

Do they have stripper dust on their faces?

That's cocaine.

I'm not sure I go for calling President Bush enchanted, unless this is a good thing. Come to think of it, this whole thread doesn't seem to be on the level, or off the level, for that matter.

It's glitter, you monkey. Don't you watch Last Comic Standing? :D

You silly silly liberals. ;)