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Old 09-17-2004, 02:31 PM   #1
WSUCougar
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Wink OT: Enchanted Republicans

One day, a group of Republicans was walking in the enchanted forest. Suddenly, a rhino charged out! Nothing being any more serious than that, the Republicans hopped onto a FastBoat and escaped down the river under the cover of a squadron of Air National Guard F-106s. Then, looking into the water, they saw something metallic glistening under the rippling waves. It was a WMD! And they lived happily ever after.
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Old 09-17-2004, 02:36 PM   #2
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This is why i can't vote for a republican for president. Enchanted? I sense witchcraft! Burn them! Burn the republicans!
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Old 09-17-2004, 02:36 PM   #3
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One day, a group of Republicans was walking in the enchanted forest. Suddenly, a rhino charged out! Nothing being any more serious than that, the Republicans hopped onto a FastBoat and escaped down the river under the cover of a squadron of Air National Guard F-106s. Then, looking into the water, they saw something metallic glistening under the rippling waves. It was a WMD! And they lived happily ever after.

*tear*

I hope Peter Jackson does the movie.
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Old 09-17-2004, 02:38 PM   #4
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Old 09-17-2004, 02:45 PM   #5
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He's missing his robe.
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Old 09-17-2004, 02:46 PM   #6
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He's missing his robe.

And I really don't want to see him playing with his wand.
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Old 09-17-2004, 02:59 PM   #7
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Do they have stripper dust on their faces?
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Old 09-17-2004, 03:03 PM   #8
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Do they have stripper dust on their faces?

That's cocaine.
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Old 09-17-2004, 03:16 PM   #9
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I'm not sure I go for calling President Bush enchanted, unless this is a good thing. Come to think of it, this whole thread doesn't seem to be on the level, or off the level, for that matter.
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Old 09-17-2004, 04:09 PM   #10
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That's cocaine.

It's glitter, you monkey. Don't you watch Last Comic Standing?
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Old 09-17-2004, 04:14 PM   #11
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You silly silly liberals.
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