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Coffee Warlord 02-15-2005 05:01 PM

I'd Just Like All You Taxpayers To Know
 
I'm gonna go out for a few beers tonight.

I'm going to be charged for most of them.

I'm going to pay for those beers with money that your tax dollars provided me.

Thank you, have a nice day. :)

Klinglerware 02-15-2005 05:03 PM

You're welcome. Enjoy!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 02-15-2005 05:07 PM

I hope you puke your guts up all day tomorrow.

Franklinnoble 02-15-2005 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord
I'm gonna go out for a few beers tonight.

I'm going to be charged for most of them.

I'm going to pay for those beers with money that your tax dollars provided me.

Thank you, have a nice day. :)


'splain how...

Buzzbee 02-15-2005 05:28 PM

I just want you to know that I'm an angry taxpayer and I pissed in your beer while slaving away in the brewery to pay unemployment taxes. ;)

Suicane75 02-15-2005 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord
I'm gonna go out for a few beers tonight.

I'm going to be charged for most of them.

I'm going to pay for those beers with money that your tax dollars provided me.

Thank you, have a nice day. :)


You penguin hat wearing motherfucker.

Coffee Warlord 02-15-2005 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzzbee
I just want you to know that I'm an angry taxpayer and I pissed in your beer while slaving away in the brewery to pay unemployment taxes. ;)


You brew Guinness and you haven't TOLD US!!?!?? :)

Draft Dodger 02-15-2005 05:50 PM

is CW talking about his refund?
if so, does he understand that it's HIS money he's spending, not ours?

Buzzbee 02-15-2005 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord
You brew Guinness and you haven't TOLD US!!?!?? :)

Sssssorry. I wath too *hic* drunk tooooooo tellyouso. Why do y...y..you thin I hadda pee soooo bayud. :p

Buzzbee 02-15-2005 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger
is CW talking about his refund?
if so, does he understand that it's HIS money he's spending, not ours?



Nope, unemployment. Oh and by the way CW, you are actually getting back at your former employer. THEY are the ones that pay unemployment.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 02-15-2005 06:01 PM

Well if it's unemployment I take it back CW. I don't want you to puke all day tomorrow.

Though I do wish you'd hurry up and get another job. I miss your job sucks threads.

Schmidty 02-15-2005 06:03 PM

You can't get drunk on Guinness. You can only get fat.

Draft Dodger 02-15-2005 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzzbee
Nope, unemployment. Oh and by the way CW, you are actually getting back at your former employer. THEY are the ones that pay unemployment.


and I can't think of a better group of people to buy CW drinks. in fact, have one for me.

lytic 02-15-2005 06:24 PM

US Tax payers really pay my salary... so thanks!
Beer's on you!

Coffee Warlord 02-15-2005 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty
You can't get drunk on Guinness. You can only get fat.


Oh I beg to differ.

lytic 02-15-2005 07:47 PM

heh... enjoy yourself?

duckman 02-15-2005 08:03 PM

I just want to thank everyone for paying for my college education with your tax dollars. It's nice that I don't have to work at 28 and only attend classes while doing the assignments with them. As a matter of fact, you guys paid for my rent.

Have a nice day. ;)

SoxWin 02-15-2005 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzzbee
your former employer. THEY are the ones that pay unemployment.


Really? In Canada, the premiums come out of my gross pay. My boss has to match what I pay into CPP (like your social security I guess) but the employment insurance is up to the employee. Good deal for you guys.

Fritz 02-15-2005 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord
Oh I beg


Thats what I like to see, out of good for nothing reduced to panhandling.

viva le govel, beetch! (FFF taught me that)

CamEdwards 02-15-2005 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lytic
US Tax payers really pay my salary... so thanks!
Beer's on you!


you're stationed in iceland in February. I have no problem with my tax dollars subsidizing your beers.

duckman on the other hand... :D

ISiddiqui 02-15-2005 09:20 PM

US tax payers pay my salary and I'm in Atlanta ;).

CamEdwards 02-15-2005 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui
US tax payers pay my salary and I'm in Atlanta ;).


do you have to stay there in july and august? because that might we worth some subsidized beer as well.

ISiddiqui 02-15-2005 09:42 PM

It's better than being in Jersey for January, Febuary... and what, they don't got A/C where you are? ;)

jeff061 02-15-2005 10:21 PM

Ex-Employer pays most, but tax money pays some.

I get my first uneployment check next week ;). I'd rather be employed though.

duckman 02-15-2005 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards
you're stationed in iceland in February. I have no problem with my tax dollars subsidizing your beers.

duckman on the other hand... :D


I don't buy beer. I spend all that money on t-bone steaks and hookers.


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