I'd Just Like All You Taxpayers To Know

Coffee Warlord · 02-15-2005, 05:01 PM

I'm gonna go out for a few beers tonight.

I'm going to be charged for most of them.

I'm going to pay for those beers with money that your tax dollars provided me.

Thank you, have a nice day.

Klinglerware · 02-15-2005, 05:03 PM

You're welcome. Enjoy!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 02-15-2005, 05:07 PM

I hope you puke your guts up all day tomorrow.

Franklinnoble · 02-15-2005, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

I'm gonna go out for a few beers tonight.

I'm going to be charged for most of them.

I'm going to pay for those beers with money that your tax dollars provided me.

Thank you, have a nice day.

'splain how...

Buzzbee · 02-15-2005, 05:28 PM

I just want you to know that I'm an angry taxpayer and I pissed in your beer while slaving away in the brewery to pay unemployment taxes.

Suicane75 · 02-15-2005, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

I'm gonna go out for a few beers tonight.

I'm going to be charged for most of them.

I'm going to pay for those beers with money that your tax dollars provided me.

Thank you, have a nice day.

You penguin hat wearing motherfucker.

Coffee Warlord · 02-15-2005, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzzbee

I just want you to know that I'm an angry taxpayer and I pissed in your beer while slaving away in the brewery to pay unemployment taxes.

You brew Guinness and you haven't TOLD US!!?!??

Draft Dodger · 02-15-2005, 05:50 PM

is CW talking about his refund?
if so, does he understand that it's HIS money he's spending, not ours?

Buzzbee · 02-15-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

You brew Guinness and you haven't TOLD US!!?!??

Sssssorry. I wath too *hic* drunk tooooooo tellyouso. Why do y...y..you thin I hadda pee soooo bayud.

Buzzbee · 02-15-2005, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

is CW talking about his refund?
if so, does he understand that it's HIS money he's spending, not ours?

Nope, unemployment. Oh and by the way CW, you are actually getting back at your former employer. THEY are the ones that pay unemployment.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 02-15-2005, 06:01 PM

Well if it's unemployment I take it back CW. I don't want you to puke all day tomorrow.

Though I do wish you'd hurry up and get another job. I miss your job sucks threads.

Schmidty · 02-15-2005, 06:03 PM

You can't get drunk on Guinness. You can only get fat.

Draft Dodger · 02-15-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzzbee

Nope, unemployment. Oh and by the way CW, you are actually getting back at your former employer. THEY are the ones that pay unemployment.

and I can't think of a better group of people to buy CW drinks. in fact, have one for me.

lytic · 02-15-2005, 06:24 PM

US Tax payers really pay my salary... so thanks!
Beer's on you!

Coffee Warlord · 02-15-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

You can't get drunk on Guinness. You can only get fat.

Oh I beg to differ.

lytic · 02-15-2005, 07:47 PM

heh... enjoy yourself?

duckman · 02-15-2005, 08:03 PM

I just want to thank everyone for paying for my college education with your tax dollars. It's nice that I don't have to work at 28 and only attend classes while doing the assignments with them. As a matter of fact, you guys paid for my rent.

Have a nice day.

SoxWin · 02-15-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzzbee

your former employer. THEY are the ones that pay unemployment.

Really? In Canada, the premiums come out of my gross pay. My boss has to match what I pay into CPP (like your social security I guess) but the employment insurance is up to the employee. Good deal for you guys.

Fritz · 02-15-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Oh I beg

Thats what I like to see, out of good for nothing reduced to panhandling.

viva le govel, beetch! (FFF taught me that)

CamEdwards · 02-15-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lytic

US Tax payers really pay my salary... so thanks!
Beer's on you!

you're stationed in iceland in February. I have no problem with my tax dollars subsidizing your beers.

duckman on the other hand...

ISiddiqui · 02-15-2005, 09:20 PM

US tax payers pay my salary and I'm in Atlanta

.

CamEdwards · 02-15-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

US tax payers pay my salary and I'm in Atlanta

.

do you have to stay there in july and august? because that might we worth some subsidized beer as well.

ISiddiqui · 02-15-2005, 09:42 PM

It's better than being in Jersey for January, Febuary... and what, they don't got A/C where you are?

jeff061 · 02-15-2005, 10:21 PM

Ex-Employer pays most, but tax money pays some.

I get my first uneployment check next week

. I'd rather be employed though.

duckman · 02-15-2005, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

you're stationed in iceland in February. I have no problem with my tax dollars subsidizing your beers.

duckman on the other hand...

I don't buy beer. I spend all that money on t-bone steaks and hookers.

02-15-2005, 05:28 PM	#5
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	I just want you to know that I'm an angry taxpayer and I pissed in your beer while slaving away in the brewery to pay unemployment taxes. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

02-15-2005, 05:50 PM	#8
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	is CW talking about his refund? if so, does he understand that it's HIS money he's spending, not ours? __________________ Mile High Hockey

02-15-2005, 06:03 PM	#12
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	You can't get drunk on Guinness. You can only get fat. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

02-15-2005, 06:24 PM	#14
lytic College Benchwarmer Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: back in Nebraska (for a couple years)	US Tax payers really pay my salary... so thanks! Beer's on you! __________________ Hattrick stuff: SouthPark Cows' General Manager (Est Season 16) U20 South Korea Trainer (Season 19-22) Hattrick Moderator (since Season 22) Evil Gargs' Hater (since Season 18) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-- My Pro Soccer Story

02-15-2005, 07:47 PM	#16
lytic College Benchwarmer Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: back in Nebraska (for a couple years)	heh... enjoy yourself? __________________ Hattrick stuff: SouthPark Cows' General Manager (Est Season 16) U20 South Korea Trainer (Season 19-22) Hattrick Moderator (since Season 22) Evil Gargs' Hater (since Season 18) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-- My Pro Soccer Story

02-15-2005, 05:03 PM	#2
Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	You're welcome. Enjoy!

02-15-2005, 05:07 PM	#3
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	I hope you puke your guts up all day tomorrow.

02-15-2005, 06:01 PM	#11
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Well if it's unemployment I take it back CW. I don't want you to puke all day tomorrow. Though I do wish you'd hurry up and get another job. I miss your job sucks threads.

02-15-2005, 09:20 PM	#21
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	US tax payers pay my salary and I'm in Atlanta . __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

02-15-2005, 09:42 PM	#23
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	It's better than being in Jersey for January, Febuary... and what, they don't got A/C where you are? __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

02-15-2005, 10:21 PM	#24
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Ex-Employer pays most, but tax money pays some. I get my first uneployment check next week . I'd rather be employed though. __________________

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