Do You Masturbate?
 

I got tired early last night, had to choose between dinner or porn, got a tuna fish sandwich and some chips and chilled to some recent episodes of Monk. The new chick on there is really cute IMO and I started imaging if Sharona came back for her job and the 2 of them got into a wicked catfight that ended in sweaty analingus, but my pleasure hand was all greasy and i was tired. I tried humping my pillow but it wasnt the same, i debated getting up and brushing my teeth, washing my hands and face, doing all my pre sleep things but really, i was just tired. I finaly decided to just get a sock and do a rudeness to it. Afterwards I had to pee real bad, as is usual after achieving the glorious conclusion of the act. Once i finished all my pre sleep rituals and layed down I realized I was now wide awake and was up to all hours of the morning. If only my mind hadn't strayed I could of had a real nice nights sleep. Anyone else have this problem?

People will yell at me ya know. And i'm a tender morsel.

good work

so you jacked it while looking at Tony Shaloub?

His range makes my nipples hard.

And Franklinnoble was worried that the influx of chicks on this board would ruin the locker room feeling.

I must admit I get girls but I dunno sometimes I feel like banging one out so I wont be so 'tense' all day. However I usually do it in the shower I never been into sitting there watching something to get it up and out. However I know some of you here are the type that do it every other day.

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Damn, didn't realize this was a parody...

I thought this was about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue

I burnt one out this morning.

i don't masturbate. i hear it makes you go blind, when i grew up the rumor was you'd grow hair on your palms if you did it.

During The View?

The view of my wife sleeping nude.

So which is the better consecutive thread title here:

Do you masturbate?-Big Mac's Secret Sauce
Do you masturbate?-Yo Subby

How bout...before I post this and bump it up...

Do you masturbate?
ESPN Hottest Female Athlete Contest

Sorry, but violating a virgin hoagie probably qualifies.

oh, wait...it's a parody.

whew...was going to reveal a little TMI there for a minute.

Todd, old buddy, you need to wake her up instead of taking care of business yourself...

if i were to jack off, which i don't, i wouldn't picture my wife. i'd picture someone else - doesn't it defeat the purpose of jacking off if you think of your loved one? just make sweet baby-making music with them if you're gonna fantasize about them.

forgot the [sarcasm] message [/sarcasm] tags

Todd

You have to be the most gullible person here. If I want to beat it, I goto dan's movies or something, if I want my wife.. I wake her up.


Todd