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Do You Masturbate?
I got tired early last night, had to choose between dinner or porn, got a tuna fish sandwich and some chips and chilled to some recent episodes of Monk. The new chick on there is really cute IMO and I started imaging if Sharona came back for her job and the 2 of them got into a wicked catfight that ended in sweaty analingus, but my pleasure hand was all greasy and i was tired. I tried humping my pillow but it wasnt the same, i debated getting up and brushing my teeth, washing my hands and face, doing all my pre sleep things but really, i was just tired. I finaly decided to just get a sock and do a rudeness to it. Afterwards I had to pee real bad, as is usual after achieving the glorious conclusion of the act. Once i finished all my pre sleep rituals and layed down I realized I was now wide awake and was up to all hours of the morning. If only my mind hadn't strayed I could of had a real nice nights sleep. Anyone else have this problem?
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02-16-2005, 08:40 AM | #3 |
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good work
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02-16-2005, 08:42 AM | #4 |
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so you jacked it while looking at Tony Shaloub?
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02-16-2005, 08:44 AM | #5 | |
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02-16-2005, 09:16 AM | #6 |
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And Franklinnoble was worried that the influx of chicks on this board would ruin the locker room feeling.
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02-16-2005, 09:33 AM | #7 |
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I must admit I get girls but I dunno sometimes I feel like banging one out so I wont be so 'tense' all day. However I usually do it in the shower I never been into sitting there watching something to get it up and out. However I know some of you here are the type that do it every other day.
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02-16-2005, 09:47 AM | #8 | |
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Fixed. |
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02-16-2005, 09:52 AM | #9 |
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I give it three stars
* Political Threads ** SkyDog in his panties *** Tony Shaloub **** Socks and ants
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02-16-2005, 09:52 AM | #10 |
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Dola-
Damn, didn't realize this was a parody...
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02-16-2005, 10:07 AM | #11 | |
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02-16-2005, 10:14 AM | #12 |
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I burnt one out this morning.
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02-16-2005, 10:15 AM | #13 |
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i don't masturbate. i hear it makes you go blind, when i grew up the rumor was you'd grow hair on your palms if you did it.
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02-16-2005, 10:16 AM | #14 | |
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During The View?
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02-16-2005, 10:17 AM | #15 | |
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02-16-2005, 10:19 AM | #16 |
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So which is the better consecutive thread title here:
Do you masturbate?-Big Mac's Secret Sauce Do you masturbate?-Yo Subby |
02-16-2005, 10:33 AM | #17 | |
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How bout...before I post this and bump it up... Do you masturbate? ESPN Hottest Female Athlete Contest |
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02-16-2005, 10:34 AM | #18 | |
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02-16-2005, 10:35 AM | #19 |
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oh, wait...it's a parody.
whew...was going to reveal a little TMI there for a minute.
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02-16-2005, 10:45 AM | #21 |
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if i were to jack off, which i don't, i wouldn't picture my wife. i'd picture someone else - doesn't it defeat the purpose of jacking off if you think of your loved one? just make sweet baby-making music with them if you're gonna fantasize about them.
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02-16-2005, 11:08 AM | #22 | |
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02-16-2005, 11:09 AM | #23 | |
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