Orgasm Day!
 

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/atpl...19.htm&sc=1102


Brazilian Town Declares Orgasm Day


RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (AP) - Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil's conservative Northeast - until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday.

Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday, which he said was intended to improve relationships between married couples.

``We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage,'' Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles north of Rio de Janeiro.

Santolia said the remote town of 38,000 people has been unofficially celebrating orgasm day for years, but that the town's former mayor had vetoed a bill making it an official municipal holiday.

The city council passed a law Saturday creating the holiday. Santolia, who took office earlier this year, said he would sign the bill later Monday.

``I'm 32, single and I have an open mind. Beside the theme is very much of the moment,'' he said.

Orgasm Day celebrations include a series of panel discussions by sexologists from across Brazil and a presentation of Eve Ensler's play ``The Vagina Monologues.''

Santolia said the idea of celebrating Orgasm Day at first created a scandal in this poor region, known for its religious fervor. But he said residents gradually residents warmed to the idea.

``I've seen scientific studies that show when a woman is unloved, when her husband can bring her to orgasm, it affects all aspects of her life, her relationships with her children, at home, with the city and at work,'' Santolia said.




So a day off of work just to sit at home and get your wives off? Now that is my kind of town. Although in reality, how many of those men are actually going to do what the day suggests?

I know how I'm celebrating!

I'm sure they'll all have orgasms.

I hope your hand brought its "A-game".

Orgasm Day was yesterday!? Damn it! I missed it! My penis is never going to forgive my hand this time.

Or how many of those women are going to end up taking matters into their own hands while their husbands are napping on the sofa?

Glad they made my birthday into a GOOD holiday...

Happy Coca-Cola Patent Day!

In my house every day is orgasm day. Sometimes, the girlfriend even invites ME!!!!

I can't wait for the inevitable female FOFC member asking "what's an orgasm?"

If I had known this yesterday it would have improved my chances tremendously!!!

Wow, Arlie can NEVER NAP AGAIN. Too bad Arles.

FOFC has a similar holiday, taken from the Simpsons - Whacking Day.

Except it doesn't involve snakes.

"Every day's a whacking day!"

Naw, that was a generalization.

Now, had I said.... "Or how many of those women are going to end up taking matters into their own hands while their husbands are sitting on their ass watching the NFL draft all weekend completely ignoring their wives?"...That would have been directed at Arles. ;)

This thread was disappointing. Not one person was banned

Orgasm Day... better than haircut day?

Yet.....


-Anxiety

leaps and bounds

I celebrated with a vibrateing egg strapped to my Johnson while i humped my pillow and looked at pictures of Judith Light. Just another day.

I was gonna say, that time of year already? Boy, time does fly.

ditto :p

Classic.

what

Darn. She did not age well.

Oh yeah baby, thats the stuff.

Nanna . . . ?

But, knowing it is even a possibility that their wives might be "taking things into their own hands," most men could never sleep. What man could sleep knowing he might be missing that kind of show?

Whoa. Somewhere Tony Danza cries out.

She looks like he must have felt after that wreck.

Then I guess you're right, men really shouldn't nap ever again. I mean, what do you think we're doing in the shower for 20 minutes? Doesn't take us that long to wash our hair.

I'd just like to say that you are my favorite FOFC poster. :)

Well, you and whoever came up with "Kickstand."

And I thought that detatchable massaging showerhead she asked for was for relaxing her back. Hmmm

Clear evidence of Doug's prefered manner of providing orgasms...

Hubba hubba