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MJ4H 05-26-2008 01:25 PM

If this has happened to you, post here
 
So I am getting ready to eat a couple of Peanut Butter Cups (TRADEMARK). I unwrap one from the orange exterior wrapper and I am holding the single cup in the little paper cup thingy. At this point, I get my finger between the cup and the delicious chocolate and pull the wrapper. I look up at my computer screen because I am now on auto-pilot.

I toss the paper cup into a little baggy I have that collects trash next to my chair. Then, I pop the peanut butter cup into my mouth, prepared to enjoy. HOWEVER, the texture isn't right I notice immediately. I freeze without really completing the bite. I am not sure but I am not about to bite further or otherwise move the thing in my mouth. I reach in and pull it out, and it is already slightly mushy. AND, yes, there is A SECOND paper cup still on the damn thing. I shake my head in disbelief. Even Captain Picard is puzzled.



CONCLUSION
The second cup is removed easily and the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup (TRADEMARK) met its demise without further complications.

Greyroofoo 05-26-2008 01:27 PM

I think that's grounds for a lawsuit

Sun Tzu 05-26-2008 01:30 PM

yes

Rizon 05-26-2008 01:33 PM

All the time

korme 05-26-2008 02:17 PM

i was hoping there would be something nastier

duckman 05-26-2008 02:25 PM

More times than I can count. :)

M GO BLUE!!! 05-26-2008 02:28 PM

I miss when the entire package was made of a paper-material. The sealed plastic just makes me yearn for a simpler time.

Raiders Army 05-26-2008 02:30 PM

This one time I was running with a Hershey's chocolate bar in my hand. I tripped and it fell into my brother's peanut butter jar.

It was delicious.

SnowMan 05-26-2008 03:21 PM

You got peanut butter on my chocolate!

sterlingice 05-26-2008 03:50 PM

Happened to me many times. Maybe I just lead a horrible life.

SI

Pumpy Tudors 05-26-2008 04:51 PM

i had pretty much the same thing happen one time but it wasn't a peanut butter cup it was a white woman

Buccaneer 05-26-2008 05:11 PM

Yes, more times than not, pb cups (large or small) come with double wrappers.

VPI97 05-26-2008 05:17 PM

I USED TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH DOUBLE WRAPPERS ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS.

UNTIL THE NICE PEOPLKE TOOK ME AWAY TO THE INSTITUTE, OF COURSE

NOW I HAVE INTERCOURSES WITH YO MOMMA ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS

VPI97 05-26-2008 05:17 PM

DOLA -



YES, INDEEDY = DITTO

jeff061 05-26-2008 05:20 PM

I was worried that the foreign object was going to be much more revolting, and thus destroying my enjoyment of peanutbutter cups.

I would have had to kill you, would have only been right.

JetsIn06 05-26-2008 05:27 PM

Yes, but it took me longer than you to realize I was eating a wrapper.:o

JeeberD 05-26-2008 05:55 PM

Been there, done that...

Pumpy Tudors 05-26-2008 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VPI97 (Post 1734157)
I USED TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH DOUBLE WRAPPERS ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS.

UNTIL THE NICE PEOPLKE TOOK ME AWAY TO THE INSTITUTE, OF COURSE

NOW I HAVE INTERCOURSES WITH YO MOMMA ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS


Quote:

Originally Posted by VPI97 (Post 1734158)
DOLA -



YES, INDEEDY = DITTO

Would somebody mind contacting VPI97's wife and telling her to strip and also that Subby has hijacked her husband's account?

korme 05-26-2008 07:07 PM

so i let her lick the wrapper


RendeR 05-26-2008 09:07 PM

This thread FAILS to deliver on any grounds.


FAIL.

I repeat


FAIL
.

Dr. Sak 05-26-2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnowMan (Post 1734115)
You got peanut butter on my chocolate!


You got chocolate on my peanut butter.

MJ4H 05-26-2008 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RendeR (Post 1734285)
This thread FAILS to deliver on any grounds.


FAIL.

I repeat


FAIL
.



Shkspr 05-26-2008 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer (Post 1734155)
Yes, more times than not, pb cups (large or small) come with double wrappers.


This is a scurrilous lie. It is clearly fewer times than not.

Buccaneer 05-26-2008 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shkspr (Post 1734336)
This is a scurrilous lie. It is clearly fewer times than not.


No, it's a perceptive lie and in my small sample size, it is perceived to be more times than not.

Shkspr 05-26-2008 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer (Post 1734344)
No, it's a perceptive lie and in my small sample size, it is perceived to be more times than not.


They say that statistical perception regarding production line hardware defects in the large-scale manufacture of confections is the first thing to go...

Butter 05-27-2008 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer (Post 1734344)
No, it's a perceptive lie and in my small sample size, it is perceived to be more times than not.


Sample size = 3.

Double wrappers = 2.

More times than not = win.


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