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Old 05-26-2008, 01:25 PM   #1
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So I am getting ready to eat a couple of Peanut Butter Cups (TRADEMARK). I unwrap one from the orange exterior wrapper and I am holding the single cup in the little paper cup thingy. At this point, I get my finger between the cup and the delicious chocolate and pull the wrapper. I look up at my computer screen because I am now on auto-pilot.

I toss the paper cup into a little baggy I have that collects trash next to my chair. Then, I pop the peanut butter cup into my mouth, prepared to enjoy. HOWEVER, the texture isn't right I notice immediately. I freeze without really completing the bite. I am not sure but I am not about to bite further or otherwise move the thing in my mouth. I reach in and pull it out, and it is already slightly mushy. AND, yes, there is A SECOND paper cup still on the damn thing. I shake my head in disbelief. Even Captain Picard is puzzled.



CONCLUSION
The second cup is removed easily and the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup (TRADEMARK) met its demise without further complications.


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Old 05-26-2008, 01:27 PM   #2
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I think that's grounds for a lawsuit
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Old 05-26-2008, 01:30 PM   #3
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Old 05-26-2008, 01:33 PM   #4
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Old 05-26-2008, 02:17 PM   #5
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i was hoping there would be something nastier
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Old 05-26-2008, 02:25 PM   #6
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Old 05-26-2008, 02:28 PM   #7
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I miss when the entire package was made of a paper-material. The sealed plastic just makes me yearn for a simpler time.
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Old 05-26-2008, 02:30 PM   #8
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This one time I was running with a Hershey's chocolate bar in my hand. I tripped and it fell into my brother's peanut butter jar.

It was delicious.
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Old 05-26-2008, 03:21 PM   #9
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You got peanut butter on my chocolate!
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Old 05-26-2008, 03:50 PM   #10
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Happened to me many times. Maybe I just lead a horrible life.

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Old 05-26-2008, 04:51 PM   #11
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i had pretty much the same thing happen one time but it wasn't a peanut butter cup it was a white woman
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Old 05-26-2008, 05:11 PM   #12
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Yes, more times than not, pb cups (large or small) come with double wrappers.
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Old 05-26-2008, 05:17 PM   #13
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I USED TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH DOUBLE WRAPPERS ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS.

UNTIL THE NICE PEOPLKE TOOK ME AWAY TO THE INSTITUTE, OF COURSE

NOW I HAVE INTERCOURSES WITH YO MOMMA ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS
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Old 05-26-2008, 05:17 PM   #14
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YES, INDEEDY = DITTO
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Old 05-26-2008, 05:20 PM   #15
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I was worried that the foreign object was going to be much more revolting, and thus destroying my enjoyment of peanutbutter cups.

I would have had to kill you, would have only been right.
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Old 05-26-2008, 05:27 PM   #16
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Yes, but it took me longer than you to realize I was eating a wrapper.:o
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Old 05-26-2008, 05:55 PM   #17
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Old 05-26-2008, 06:59 PM   #18
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I USED TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH DOUBLE WRAPPERS ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS.

UNTIL THE NICE PEOPLKE TOOK ME AWAY TO THE INSTITUTE, OF COURSE

NOW I HAVE INTERCOURSES WITH YO MOMMA ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS

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DOLA -



YES, INDEEDY = DITTO
Would somebody mind contacting VPI97's wife and telling her to strip and also that Subby has hijacked her husband's account?
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Old 05-26-2008, 07:07 PM   #19
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so i let her lick the wrapper


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Old 05-26-2008, 09:07 PM   #20
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This thread FAILS to deliver on any grounds.


FAIL.

I repeat


FAIL
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:09 PM   #21
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You got peanut butter on my chocolate!

You got chocolate on my peanut butter.
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:06 PM   #22
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This thread FAILS to deliver on any grounds.


FAIL.

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FAIL
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:33 PM   #23
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Yes, more times than not, pb cups (large or small) come with double wrappers.

This is a scurrilous lie. It is clearly fewer times than not.

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Old 05-26-2008, 10:59 PM   #24
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This is a scurrilous lie. It is clearly fewer times than not.

No, it's a perceptive lie and in my small sample size, it is perceived to be more times than not.
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Old 05-26-2008, 11:10 PM   #25
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No, it's a perceptive lie and in my small sample size, it is perceived to be more times than not.

They say that statistical perception regarding production line hardware defects in the large-scale manufacture of confections is the first thing to go...
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:26 AM   #26
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No, it's a perceptive lie and in my small sample size, it is perceived to be more times than not.

Sample size = 3.

Double wrappers = 2.

More times than not = win.
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