05-26-2008, 01:25 PM | #1 | ||
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If this has happened to you, post here
So I am getting ready to eat a couple of Peanut Butter Cups (TRADEMARK). I unwrap one from the orange exterior wrapper and I am holding the single cup in the little paper cup thingy. At this point, I get my finger between the cup and the delicious chocolate and pull the wrapper. I look up at my computer screen because I am now on auto-pilot.
I toss the paper cup into a little baggy I have that collects trash next to my chair. Then, I pop the peanut butter cup into my mouth, prepared to enjoy. HOWEVER, the texture isn't right I notice immediately. I freeze without really completing the bite. I am not sure but I am not about to bite further or otherwise move the thing in my mouth. I reach in and pull it out, and it is already slightly mushy. AND, yes, there is A SECOND paper cup still on the damn thing. I shake my head in disbelief. Even Captain Picard is puzzled. CONCLUSION The second cup is removed easily and the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup (TRADEMARK) met its demise without further complications. Last edited by MJ4H : 05-26-2008 at 01:27 PM. |
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05-26-2008, 01:27 PM | #2 |
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I think that's grounds for a lawsuit
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05-26-2008, 01:30 PM | #3 |
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yes
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05-26-2008, 01:33 PM | #4 |
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All the time
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05-26-2008, 02:17 PM | #5 |
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i was hoping there would be something nastier
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05-26-2008, 02:25 PM | #6 | ||
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More times than I can count.
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05-26-2008, 02:28 PM | #7 |
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I miss when the entire package was made of a paper-material. The sealed plastic just makes me yearn for a simpler time.
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05-26-2008, 02:30 PM | #8 |
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This one time I was running with a Hershey's chocolate bar in my hand. I tripped and it fell into my brother's peanut butter jar.
It was delicious. |
05-26-2008, 03:21 PM | #9 |
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You got peanut butter on my chocolate!
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05-26-2008, 03:50 PM | #10 |
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Happened to me many times. Maybe I just lead a horrible life.
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05-26-2008, 04:51 PM | #11 |
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i had pretty much the same thing happen one time but it wasn't a peanut butter cup it was a white woman
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05-26-2008, 05:11 PM | #12 |
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Yes, more times than not, pb cups (large or small) come with double wrappers.
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05-26-2008, 05:17 PM | #13 |
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I USED TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH DOUBLE WRAPPERS ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS.
UNTIL THE NICE PEOPLKE TOOK ME AWAY TO THE INSTITUTE, OF COURSE NOW I HAVE INTERCOURSES WITH YO MOMMA ON A SEMI-DAILY BASIS |
05-26-2008, 05:17 PM | #14 |
Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
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DOLA -
YES, INDEEDY = DITTO |
05-26-2008, 05:20 PM | #15 |
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I was worried that the foreign object was going to be much more revolting, and thus destroying my enjoyment of peanutbutter cups.
I would have had to kill you, would have only been right. |
05-26-2008, 05:27 PM | #16 |
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Yes, but it took me longer than you to realize I was eating a wrapper.:o
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05-26-2008, 05:55 PM | #17 |
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Been there, done that...
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05-26-2008, 06:59 PM | #18 | |
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05-26-2008, 07:07 PM | #19 |
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so i let her lick the wrapper
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05-26-2008, 09:07 PM | #20 |
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This thread FAILS to deliver on any grounds.
FAIL. I repeat FAIL. |
05-26-2008, 09:09 PM | #21 |
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This is a scurrilous lie. It is clearly fewer times than not. Last edited by Shkspr : 05-26-2008 at 10:33 PM. |
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05-26-2008, 10:59 PM | #24 |
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05-27-2008, 06:26 AM | #26 | |
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Sample size = 3. Double wrappers = 2. More times than not = win.
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