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JediKooter 06-04-2008 12:30 PM

My Nominee for this years Darwin Awards...
 
http://www.break.com/index/surfing-w...ite-shark.html

Axxon 06-04-2008 12:35 PM

That's pretty cool and probably not as dangerous as it looks. Sharks are known to attack divers because the wetsuits make them look like seals. He's wearing orange. Plus the shark already has his food and is trying to book it. He's not looking for a fight and there's no real blood in the water to make him frenzy. At this point, he's like every other fish who's on a hook, scared and trying to leave not looking to mix it up.

JediKooter 06-04-2008 12:50 PM

It's the "you never know..." part. Mr. Shark could have some buddies who haven't had a chance to eat yet or for whatever reason Mr. Shark flips out or is wondering why he has so much drag. I pretty much wouldn't do it for the same reasons I don't go to the zoo and piss off the tigers. :)

jeff061 06-04-2008 12:52 PM

I just assumed it's fake. Implausibility aside, I figure that shark would have dove rather than just skim the surface and give him a ride.

Axxon 06-04-2008 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061 (Post 1741805)
I just assumed it's fake. Implausibility aside, I figure that shark would have dove rather than just skim the surface and give him a ride.


Could be a fake but I'm assuming the water wasn't that deep which would solve this but actually make the situation more dangerous.

Axxon 06-04-2008 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 1741803)
It's the "you never know..." part. Mr. Shark could have some buddies who haven't had a chance to eat yet or for whatever reason Mr. Shark flips out or is wondering why he has so much drag. I pretty much wouldn't do it for the same reasons I don't go to the zoo and piss off the tigers. :)


True that.

lordscarlet 06-04-2008 02:03 PM

Is that a wake in front of the shark?

Axxon 06-04-2008 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lordscarlet (Post 1741891)
Is that a wake in front of the shark?



I don't know but I certainly wouldn't sleep in front of one. Badum pum.

Marc Vaughan 06-04-2008 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061 (Post 1741805)
I just assumed it's fake. Implausibility aside, I figure that shark would have dove rather than just skim the surface and give him a ride.


Its definitely a fake imho - check out the other 'surfers' who happily watch the "shark" swim past them as they float on their boards ...

bulletsponge 06-04-2008 08:15 PM

so fake. the whole "fin on the surface" is a product of hollywood and not indicitive of how the hunt or swim

Vinatieri for Prez 06-05-2008 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Vaughan (Post 1742190)
Its definitely a fake imho - check out the other 'surfers' who happily watch the "shark" swim past them as they float on their boards ...


Yep. I noticed the same thing. And the fact the shark swam in a straight line.


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