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Radio Confession Triggers FBI Investigation

Man Confesses To Witnessing Murder In 1988

POSTED: 8:07 am EDT April 9, 2009
UPDATED: 10:20 am EDT April 10, 2009

CINCINNATI -- The FBI is investigating a call made to an Arizona radio station in which the caller said he witnessed a murder near Cincinnati 20 years ago.

The caller, who identified himself as "Carl," called KISS-FM in Phoenix Wednesday night during the station's confession contest.

Carl said he watched people kill a well-known bully in 1988 and then dump his body in the Ohio River from the Kentucky side near Cincinnati. The bully had allegedly beaten the girlfriend of one of his attackers because she refused to have sex with him.

Clip: Man Confesses To Witnessing Murder

"They jumped him, tied him up. Everyone was like throwing eggs and stuff at him and burning him with cigarettes and just giving this guy back what he's been giving us for all those years," said Carl.

"I figured we were just going to torment him, give him a little taste of what he has been giving out his entire life," the caller said.

The caller continued, "We're all standing there because I just kind of was standing back with my friend watching all this stuff going on and laughing. Then at the end of it they –- he was all tied up -– they pushed him off the pier into the water."

Carl said authorities found the man's body two days later.

The FBI and Phoenix police said they are looking into whether the confession is real, but would not comment further.

For his part, Carl asked for Kelly Clarkson tickets if he won the contest.


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Have you seen her ass?

How could I miss it?

"since you been gone..."

"Remember all the things we wanted
Now all our memories they're haunted..."

what a lyricist. frickin psychic.

Why does this have the same feel as the Phil Collins 'In the Air Tonight' myth?

His life would suck without her.

Wasn't there a movie about this whole group conspiring to torture and kill bully?

That was a case in Florida.

Yes, Lord of the Rings.

Wow.

It's like a shaved Cousin It.

Jesus those are hobbit feet.

I think it should be a rule around here that if anyone makes fun of someone's feet that they are required to post a photo of their feet.

Umm.. on second thought, nevermind.

She's like a human traffic cone in that picture.

Does she have four belly buttons?

First Lilly Allen, now Kelly Clarkson.

1 belly-button, five nipples.

In her defense, she really doesn't seem to give a fuck. I've read interviews where she jokes about how the record label airbrushes her in photos, etc.

Not even close.

You guys crack me up. All of you suckers making fun would gladly let her sit on your face if she asked.

This thread seems to have gotten off track. Dude either admitted to witnessing a murder, or lied about it, to win Kelly Clarkson tickets. Can we get back to making fun of him? If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure he has ugly feet, too.

I certainly would. But everyone else around here is dating a supermodel.

Didn't the contest already have a prize? Why would he get to ask for whatever prize he wants?

Only if they had a death wish.

kelly clarkson is so hot. the more of her the merrier.

From what I gather, the last guy to do that got tied up, had eggs thrown at him, burned with cigarettes, and later got fished out of the Ohio River.

Yeah, but I'm at least an hour away from the Ohio River.

Jesus Christ, can this not be the standard response to these sorts of threads anymore?

We all rip on athletes on here, it doesn't mean we think we would look smooth swinging at a curveball.

But she's a pretty attractive girl, just a bad picture.

Don't be mad dude. I'm sorry she hasn't asked you. Damn.

She's a lot like Kate Winslet. Neither really care what the media think of their image, or if they are on the "heavy" side. She's one of the few famous women a guy could think he would have a chance of dating her in the right situation and actually be right. :lol:

That doesn't even make sense.

Don't you get it you are comparing apples to oranges. We can have all the opinions we want about athletes, but dare to say someone isn't attractive and then it's because you are a fat fuck and ugly.

Man, I only made a joke. Some folks take this stuff way to seriously.

I don't come to this board to argue with people. So, I am stepping out of this thread.

It's all in good fun...

Who the hell is this guy?

some random photo I googled. just seemed to fit the mood.

The correct response would have been "every guy in this thread."

Actually I meant you, not the picture... ;)

What if it was both. What the hell are the odds of that? Like waking up and seeing a fat girl on myspace only to find out she hasn't logged in since 2007.

Not me.

He has a full head of hair and my jacket is trimmed in orange.

kelly clarkson is a fat web designer

Oh. Sorry. I usually just read here, but I'm stuck in a boring conference call this morning, so I had some idle time.

Spleen's just pissed because he ordered one of those rent-a-date programs and all he got was Pumpy.

You should apologize to me and not him. I'm having trouble tracking down that girl from the other thread.

MMmmmm liver!

And that bitch wouldn't sit on my face!

I'd let a lot of bitches sit on my face. The real test would be whether I would let them fart in my mouth.