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04-13-2009, 09:24 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Not Sure Kelly Clarkson Is Worth It
Radio Confession Triggers FBI Investigation
Man Confesses To Witnessing Murder In 1988 POSTED: 8:07 am EDT April 9, 2009 UPDATED: 10:20 am EDT April 10, 2009 CINCINNATI -- The FBI is investigating a call made to an Arizona radio station in which the caller said he witnessed a murder near Cincinnati 20 years ago. The caller, who identified himself as "Carl," called KISS-FM in Phoenix Wednesday night during the station's confession contest. Carl said he watched people kill a well-known bully in 1988 and then dump his body in the Ohio River from the Kentucky side near Cincinnati. The bully had allegedly beaten the girlfriend of one of his attackers because she refused to have sex with him. Clip: Man Confesses To Witnessing Murder "They jumped him, tied him up. Everyone was like throwing eggs and stuff at him and burning him with cigarettes and just giving this guy back what he's been giving us for all those years," said Carl. "I figured we were just going to torment him, give him a little taste of what he has been giving out his entire life," the caller said. The caller continued, "We're all standing there because I just kind of was standing back with my friend watching all this stuff going on and laughing. Then at the end of it they –- he was all tied up -– they pushed him off the pier into the water." Carl said authorities found the man's body two days later. The FBI and Phoenix police said they are looking into whether the confession is real, but would not comment further. For his part, Carl asked for Kelly Clarkson tickets if he won the contest. hxxp://www.wlwt.com/news/19136024/detail.html
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-13-2009, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
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Have you seen her ass?
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04-13-2009, 10:18 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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How could I miss it?
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-13-2009, 11:13 AM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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"since you been gone..."
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04-13-2009, 11:20 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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"Remember all the things we wanted
Now all our memories they're haunted..." what a lyricist. frickin psychic.
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04-13-2009, 11:39 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Why does this have the same feel as the Phil Collins 'In the Air Tonight' myth?
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04-13-2009, 11:40 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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His life would suck without her.
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04-13-2009, 11:53 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Wasn't there a movie about this whole group conspiring to torture and kill bully?
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04-13-2009, 12:01 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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That was a case in Florida.
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04-13-2009, 12:43 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: High and outside
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Yes, Lord of the Rings. |
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04-13-2009, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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04-13-2009, 03:16 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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It's like a shaved Cousin It. |
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04-13-2009, 03:25 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Bahston Mass
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Jesus those are hobbit feet.
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04-13-2009, 03:57 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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I think it should be a rule around here that if anyone makes fun of someone's feet that they are required to post a photo of their feet. Umm.. on second thought, nevermind.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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04-13-2009, 04:23 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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She's like a human traffic cone in that picture.
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04-13-2009, 04:32 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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Does she have four belly buttons?
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04-13-2009, 04:32 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2005
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First Lilly Allen, now Kelly Clarkson.
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04-13-2009, 04:46 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: South Florida
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1 belly-button, five nipples.
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04-13-2009, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina
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In her defense, she really doesn't seem to give a fuck. I've read interviews where she jokes about how the record label airbrushes her in photos, etc.
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04-14-2009, 06:25 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Allen Park, MI
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04-14-2009, 06:53 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
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You guys crack me up. All of you suckers making fun would gladly let her sit on your face if she asked.
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04-14-2009, 07:14 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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This thread seems to have gotten off track. Dude either admitted to witnessing a murder, or lied about it, to win Kelly Clarkson tickets. Can we get back to making fun of him? If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure he has ugly feet, too.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-14-2009, 09:42 AM
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Strategy Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina
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I certainly would. But everyone else around here is dating a supermodel.
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04-14-2009, 09:47 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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Didn't the contest already have a prize? Why would he get to ask for whatever prize he wants?
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04-14-2009, 09:54 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Only if they had a death wish.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-14-2009, 09:58 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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kelly clarkson is so hot. the more of her the merrier.
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04-14-2009, 10:01 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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From what I gather, the last guy to do that got tied up, had eggs thrown at him, burned with cigarettes, and later got fished out of the Ohio River.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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04-14-2009, 10:05 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Yeah, but I'm at least an hour away from the Ohio River.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-14-2009, 10:38 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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Jesus Christ, can this not be the standard response to these sorts of threads anymore? We all rip on athletes on here, it doesn't mean we think we would look smooth swinging at a curveball. But she's a pretty attractive girl, just a bad picture. |
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04-14-2009, 10:46 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Don't be mad dude. I'm sorry she hasn't asked you. Damn. |
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04-14-2009, 10:50 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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She's a lot like Kate Winslet. Neither really care what the media think of their image, or if they are on the "heavy" side. She's one of the few famous women a guy could think he would have a chance of dating her in the right situation and actually be right. 
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04-14-2009, 11:06 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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That doesn't even make sense. |
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04-14-2009, 11:27 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Don't you get it you are comparing apples to oranges. We can have all the opinions we want about athletes, but dare to say someone isn't attractive and then it's because you are a fat fuck and ugly.
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Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO! Last edited by DanGarion : 04-14-2009 at 11:31 AM. |
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04-14-2009, 11:28 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Man, I only made a joke. Some folks take this stuff way to seriously.
I don't come to this board to argue with people. So, I am stepping out of this thread. |
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04-14-2009, 11:30 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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It's all in good fun... |
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04-14-2009, 11:31 AM
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04-14-2009, 11:38 AM
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n00b
Join Date: Jan 2009
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some random photo I googled. just seemed to fit the mood.
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04-14-2009, 11:47 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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The correct response would have been "every guy in this thread." |
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04-14-2009, 11:48 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Actually I meant you, not the picture...  |
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04-14-2009, 11:52 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: TX
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What if it was both. What the hell are the odds of that? Like waking up and seeing a fat girl on myspace only to find out she hasn't logged in since 2007.
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I try to open things I probably have no chance of opening. Last edited by TCY Junkie : 04-14-2009 at 11:55 AM. Reason: Looked at the facebook thread earlier |
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04-14-2009, 12:07 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Not me. He has a full head of hair and my jacket is trimmed in orange.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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04-14-2009, 12:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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kelly clarkson is a fat web designer
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04-14-2009, 12:10 PM
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n00b
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Oh. Sorry. I usually just read here, but I'm stuck in a boring conference call this morning, so I had some idle time. |
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04-14-2009, 12:15 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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Spleen's just pissed because he ordered one of those rent-a-date programs and all he got was Pumpy.
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04-14-2009, 12:15 PM
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04-14-2009, 12:16 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: TX
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You should apologize to me and not him. I'm having trouble tracking down that girl from the other thread.
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04-14-2009, 12:42 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
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And that bitch wouldn't sit on my face! |
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04-14-2009, 01:12 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Prairie du Sac, WI
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I'd let a lot of bitches sit on my face. The real test would be whether I would let them fart in my mouth.
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