Windows Hearts Game-Do I need to call someone from Microsoft to beat the game?
 

I have never won at hearts at any version of Windows. I have tried all the tips but have never won, have finished 2nd 800+ times. I am thinking about putting a listing on eBay for someone to come to my house so I can see someone win at this game.

You may have forgotten, but you already used that joke on this board about BBCF and TCY.

Tip: Are you playing "Spades" on accident? If so, stop it.

No, I'm playing Hearts. I have never won this game or Minesweeper beginners board.

Kidding me right, assuming any kind of decent first or second click, I can win minesweeper just about every time on beginner.

Maybe you should use Va Tech to recruit Microsoft for you.

FBCB-Scheduling with a major team-went winless (tough non-conference schedule) - Front Office Football Central
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Did you cheat? Did you go to Harvard?

At least when I post the same crappy joke again and again, I don't start a new thread to do it.

You are my favorite act on the board, you have replaced HA and Pumpy!

Alright then, nothing to see here other than a lame repeat of a joke, move along.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.

:popcorn:Ill show myself out

Pumpy is still my favorite gimmick...

Yes.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's a gadget, or if you are really flexible a sexual position not a gimmick

Truth.

Colin White.

;)

I'm wearing my WWPD (What Would Pumpy Do) t-shirt.

just damn

PUMPY'S NOT FAKE!

Really, I am the worst Hearts player ever or the copy of Windows Hearts has a major bug.

I called Microsoft Tech Support (for real) about the issue of never winning in Hearts.

You probably should also call Milton Bradley, since it seems you suck at Life (the board game...geez, give me a break) :)

So how did the call go? Maybe if I ask questions I can bait you into providing some actually humorous content, instead of this same tired joke.

Just remember that if someone is trying to shoot the moon, it's bush league to stop it by playing a low card of the same suit. You should only be allowed to stop it by playing an Ace or the Queen of Spades.