Windows Hearts Game-Do I need to call someone from Microsoft to beat the game?

dxtrfn1980 · 07-10-2009, 09:41 PM

I have never won at hearts at any version of Windows. I have tried all the tips but have never won, have finished 2nd 800+ times. I am thinking about putting a listing on eBay for someone to come to my house so I can see someone win at this game.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-10-2009, 09:44 PM

You may have forgotten, but you already used that joke on this board about BBCF and TCY.

Tigercat · 07-10-2009, 10:37 PM

Tip: Are you playing "Spades" on accident? If so, stop it.

dxtrfn1980 · 07-10-2009, 10:51 PM

No, I'm playing Hearts. I have never won this game or Minesweeper beginners board.

Danny · 07-10-2009, 10:59 PM

Kidding me right, assuming any kind of decent first or second click, I can win minesweeper just about every time on beginner.

Dr. Sak · 07-10-2009, 11:16 PM

Maybe you should use Va Tech to recruit Microsoft for you.

mckerney · 07-10-2009, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

Kidding me right, assuming any kind of decent first or second click, I can win minesweeper just about every time on beginner.

FBCB-Scheduling with a major team-went winless (tough non-conference schedule) - Front Office Football Central
Fog of War-TCY-Very, Very Hard-Impossible - Front Office Football Central
AI too tough in video games-NBA Jam Question - Front Office Football Central
NFL Blitz 2000-How do you score a touchdown? - Front Office Football Central
I am so unlucky to download any paper - Front Office Football Central

dxtrfn1980 · 07-10-2009, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

Kidding me right, assuming any kind of decent first or second click, I can win minesweeper just about every time on beginner.

Did you cheat? Did you go to Harvard?

Pumpy Tudors · 07-10-2009, 11:26 PM

At least when I post the same crappy joke again and again, I don't start a new thread to do it.

DanGarion · 07-10-2009, 11:53 PM

You are my favorite act on the board, you have replaced HA and Pumpy!

Danny · 07-11-2009, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mckerney

FBCB-Scheduling with a major team-went winless (tough non-conference schedule) - Front Office Football Central
Fog of War-TCY-Very, Very Hard-Impossible - Front Office Football Central
AI too tough in video games-NBA Jam Question - Front Office Football Central
NFL Blitz 2000-How do you score a touchdown? - Front Office Football Central
I am so unlucky to download any paper - Front Office Football Central

Alright then, nothing to see here other than a lame repeat of a joke, move along.

Saul Goode · 07-11-2009, 05:32 AM

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.

Saul Goode · 07-11-2009, 05:34 AM

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.

Saul Goode · 07-11-2009, 05:34 AM

Ill show myself out

AZSpeechCoach · 07-11-2009, 01:11 PM

Pumpy is still my favorite gimmick...

digamma · 07-11-2009, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxtrfn1980

Did you cheat? Did you go to Harvard?

Yes.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-11-2009, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZSpeechCoach

Pumpy is still my favorite gimmick...

That's what I'm talking about.

CU Tiger · 07-11-2009, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZSpeechCoach

Pumpy is still my favorite gimmick...

That's a gadget, or if you are really flexible a sexual position not a gimmick

Logan · 07-11-2009, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

At least when I post the same crappy joke again and again, I don't start a new thread to do it.

Truth.

Colin White.

JediKooter · 07-11-2009, 06:46 PM

I'm wearing my WWPD (What Would Pumpy Do) t-shirt.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-12-2009, 12:24 AM

just damn

Uncle Briggs · 07-12-2009, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

You are my favorite act on the board, you have replaced HA and Pumpy!

PUMPY'S NOT FAKE!

dxtrfn1980 · 07-13-2009, 06:54 PM

Really, I am the worst Hearts player ever or the copy of Windows Hearts has a major bug.

dxtrfn1980 · 07-13-2009, 06:55 PM

I called Microsoft Tech Support (for real) about the issue of never winning in Hearts.

AZSpeechCoach · 07-14-2009, 02:02 AM

You probably should also call Milton Bradley, since it seems you suck at Life (the board game...geez, give me a break)

Passacaglia · 07-14-2009, 10:39 AM

So how did the call go? Maybe if I ask questions I can bait you into providing some actually humorous content, instead of this same tired joke.

larrymcg421 · 07-14-2009, 10:43 AM

Just remember that if someone is trying to shoot the moon, it's bush league to stop it by playing a low card of the same suit. You should only be allowed to stop it by playing an Ace or the Queen of Spades.

07-10-2009, 09:44 PM	#2
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	You may have forgotten, but you already used that joke on this board about BBCF and TCY. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-10-2009, 10:51 PM	#4
dxtrfn1980 n00b Join Date: Jan 2008	No, I'm playing Hearts. I have never won this game or Minesweeper beginners board. __________________ I suck at TCY and BBCF. Can't even get a top 100 class with USC in TCY in fog of war.

07-10-2009, 11:26 PM	#9
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	At least when I post the same crappy joke again and again, I don't start a new thread to do it. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-10-2009, 11:53 PM	#10
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	You are my favorite act on the board, you have replaced HA and Pumpy! __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

07-11-2009, 01:11 PM	#15
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	Pumpy is still my favorite gimmick... __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

07-10-2009, 10:37 PM	#3
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	Tip: Are you playing "Spades" on accident? If so, stop it.

07-10-2009, 10:59 PM	#5
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Kidding me right, assuming any kind of decent first or second click, I can win minesweeper just about every time on beginner.

07-10-2009, 11:16 PM	#6
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Maybe you should use Va Tech to recruit Microsoft for you.

07-11-2009, 05:32 AM	#12
Saul Goode Banned Join Date: Mar 2008	What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin' Catholic.

07-11-2009, 05:34 AM	#13
Saul Goode Banned Join Date: Mar 2008	What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin' Catholic. What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.

07-11-2009, 06:46 PM	#20
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I'm wearing my WWPD (What Would Pumpy Do) t-shirt. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-12-2009, 12:24 AM	#21
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	just damn __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-13-2009, 06:54 PM	#23
dxtrfn1980 n00b Join Date: Jan 2008	Really, I am the worst Hearts player ever or the copy of Windows Hearts has a major bug. __________________ I suck at TCY and BBCF. Can't even get a top 100 class with USC in TCY in fog of war.

07-13-2009, 06:55 PM	#24
dxtrfn1980 n00b Join Date: Jan 2008	I called Microsoft Tech Support (for real) about the issue of never winning in Hearts. __________________ I suck at TCY and BBCF. Can't even get a top 100 class with USC in TCY in fog of war.

07-14-2009, 02:02 AM	#25
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	You probably should also call Milton Bradley, since it seems you suck at Life (the board game...geez, give me a break) __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

07-14-2009, 10:39 AM	#26
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	So how did the call go? Maybe if I ask questions I can bait you into providing some actually humorous content, instead of this same tired joke.

07-14-2009, 10:43 AM	#27
larrymcg421 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Georgia	Just remember that if someone is trying to shoot the moon, it's bush league to stop it by playing a low card of the same suit. You should only be allowed to stop it by playing an Ace or the Queen of Spades. __________________ Top 10 Songs of the Year 1955-Present (1976 Added) Franchise Portfolio Draft Winner Fictional Character Draft Winner Television Family Draft Winner Build Your Own Hollywood Studio Draft Winner

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