Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 69: Natalie Dormer
 

Another week and another clunker with Ellen Page scoring 34.73%. Complaints that she looks 13 and is just too damn cute to be considered hot. Next up is Natalie Dormer and right off the bat I'm going to say I don't know who the hell she is. I'm sure after seeing pictures I will know who she is but the name doesn't ring a bell.

She has an issue with smiling that tends to lead to duckfackitus.

Don't think I've ever heard of her and don't recognize her from pictures other than thinking she kind of looks like Jane Krakowski in the last pic.

I think she is from the show "The Tudors".

Hadn't heard of that before either. Checking out her IMDB page the only things I recognized were Captain America, which I'm not really interested in seeing, and the next season of Game of Thrones.

Those look like 4 completely different people.

She wasn't even the hot chick from Captain America...

What the fuck ...

Cute on a good day, not seeing "hot" here though. I'll delay my vote for a bit pending further evidence.

And yeah, the aforementioned Krakowski resemblance was a good catch, just not enough of a resemblance to get her all the way to hot.

Is this some Tyler Perry show about my life?

Edit: Oh, that show. Never mind.

This is the first chick on Hot or Not since Kathy Griffin or Sarah Jessica Parker that I would honestly say "ewww" to.

OK, I don't think we really know each other well enough for you to just punch me in the nuts like that. :(

First not in awhile.

I'm torn on this. She was hot as Anne Boelyn in The Tudors, but she's not photogenic in these pictures.

:+1:

Like Christina Hendricks, she's someone that needs to be seen in motion to appreciate. Pictures don't do her justice. That being said, the last picture looks like she's lost way too much weight. Not good.

She was smokin' in the Tudors though.

This will not end well. At least the next candidates offer some hope.

I think we need a better nomination system.

Who the hell is nominating these people? This is my first "NOT" in a long while.

She's pretty, but not hot. Even I draw the line somewhere.

A few other images, chosen from about 8 pages worth of Google options.
Can't say I didn't give her a fair chance before voting.

She's pretty...these pictures show it better, but yeah, still not hot.

I think her currently scoring lower than Kathy Griffin does show the limitations of the voting system.

Fixed

Kathy Griffin probably got her votes from a comedic standpoint. This girl is not attractive, but not ugly enough to get funny yes votes.

Seriously, am I wearing a "punch here" sign on my nutsack?

Holy crap, currently below the Mendoza line...

Well your name IS Pumpy Tudors.....

Who is she going to be in GoT?

I'm betting the red witch. but I could be wrong.

She's going to be Margaery Tyrell.

Makes good sense, considering the ageing-up of the books characters. Cool.

I've been slacking on my GoT news since the season ended I guess.

Yeah I just found a listing here:

IMDb: Game of Thrones Season 2 - a list by Clemontine


so I was wrong again, such is life.

So far, two yes votes from usernames starting with F and one from Izulde. She has not received any no votes from a username starting with F or Izulde.

Interesting...

Now this is getting absurd. Can I nominate Mandy from down the road?

She is almost certainly hotter than this girl.

Apparently so. I spent a few minutes looking up pictures and several watching clips on YouTube, and in video she's much better looking. Plus, she has an accent, that helps.

I'd still say she's just shy of "Hot", but not bad either.

nominating john amos

This....she was hot and naked. And yummy. No other way around this.

Pics or it didn't happen

I'd like to nominate Kristen Bell. I don't think she has voted on yet.

Damn!

Damn!!

Damn!!!

These Chick-Fil-A nuggets I'm eating right now have me more sexually aroused than this girl.

I think that might indicate an unhealthy relationship with food more than anything relevant to this thread dude.

Don't you judge me.

Someone has to speak for the poor innocent chicken nuggets. They can't speak for themselves.

I'm trying to hold out for this video that makes her look better, but 3 minutes on youtube didn't show anything breathtaking. So...no.

I agree with those wondering who the hell is nominating these people. I know lots of girls quite well who are much hotter than this particular one. She looks like she has a voice like Marge's sisters from the Simpsons. A broke, hopeless, destitute mans Kim Cattrall.

Of course this is all my particular opinion and everything, but I think its abundantly clear we are digging into "niche" girls here that have no hope of being hot to more than a select group of people in any situation. There are plenty of damn near universally hot women out there that deserve to have a shot at cracking the top 5, and we're just wasting time with curiosities.