Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 69: Natalie Dormer

DanGarion · 12-30-2011, 10:51 AM

Another week and another clunker with Ellen Page scoring 34.73%. Complaints that she looks 13 and is just too damn cute to be considered hot. Next up is Natalie Dormer and right off the bat I'm going to say I don't know who the hell she is. I'm sure after seeing pictures I will know who she is but the name doesn't ring a bell.

DanGarion · 12-30-2011, 10:52 AM

DanGarion · 12-30-2011, 10:59 AM

She has an issue with smiling that tends to lead to duckfackitus.

mckerney · 12-30-2011, 11:07 AM

Don't think I've ever heard of her and don't recognize her from pictures other than thinking she kind of looks like Jane Krakowski in the last pic.

DanGarion · 12-30-2011, 11:11 AM

I think she is from the show "The Tudors".

mckerney · 12-30-2011, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

I think she is from the show "The Tudors".

Hadn't heard of that before either. Checking out her IMDB page the only things I recognized were Captain America, which I'm not really interested in seeing, and the next season of Game of Thrones.

TRO · 12-30-2011, 11:15 AM

Those look like 4 completely different people.

DanGarion · 12-30-2011, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

Hadn't heard of that before either. Checking out her IMDB page the only things I recognized were Captain America, which I'm not really interested in seeing, and the next season of Game of Thrones.

She wasn't even the hot chick from Captain America...

Rizon · 12-30-2011, 11:16 AM

What the fuck ...

JonInMiddleGA · 12-30-2011, 11:19 AM

Cute on a good day, not seeing "hot" here though. I'll delay my vote for a bit pending further evidence.

And yeah, the aforementioned Krakowski resemblance was a good catch, just not enough of a resemblance to get her all the way to hot.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

I think she is from the show "The Tudors".

Is this some Tyler Perry show about my life?

Edit: Oh, that show. Never mind.

Abe Sargent · 12-30-2011, 11:28 AM

This is the first chick on Hot or Not since Kathy Griffin or Sarah Jessica Parker that I would honestly say "ewww" to.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

This is the first chick on Hot or Not since Kathy Griffin or Sarah Jessica Parker that I would honestly say "ewww" to.

OK, I don't think we really know each other well enough for you to just punch me in the nuts like that.

jeff061 · 12-30-2011, 11:30 AM

First not in awhile.

Izulde · 12-30-2011, 11:32 AM

I'm torn on this. She was hot as Anne Boelyn in The Tudors, but she's not photogenic in these pictures.

Toddzilla · 12-30-2011, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

Don't think I've ever heard of her and don't recognize her from pictures other than thinking she kind of looks like Jane Krakowski in the last pic.

flounder · 12-30-2011, 11:43 AM

Like Christina Hendricks, she's someone that needs to be seen in motion to appreciate. Pictures don't do her justice. That being said, the last picture looks like she's lost way too much weight. Not good.

She was smokin' in the Tudors though.

Matthean · 12-30-2011, 11:57 AM

This will not end well. At least the next candidates offer some hope.

Danny · 12-30-2011, 12:07 PM

I think we need a better nomination system.

Butter · 12-30-2011, 12:12 PM

Who the hell is nominating these people? This is my first "NOT" in a long while.

RendeR · 12-30-2011, 12:13 PM

She's pretty, but not hot. Even I draw the line somewhere.

JonInMiddleGA · 12-30-2011, 12:24 PM

A few other images, chosen from about 8 pages worth of Google options.
Can't say I didn't give her a fair chance before voting.

RendeR · 12-30-2011, 12:28 PM

She's pretty...these pictures show it better, but yeah, still not hot.

Matthean · 12-30-2011, 12:32 PM

I think her currently scoring lower than Kathy Griffin does show the limitations of the voting system.

Toddzilla · 12-30-2011, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

I think her currently scoring lower than Kathy Griffin does show the limitations of the nominating system.

Fixed

Danny · 12-30-2011, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

I think her currently scoring lower than Kathy Griffin does show the limitations of the voting system.

Kathy Griffin probably got her votes from a comedic standpoint. This girl is not attractive, but not ugly enough to get funny yes votes.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

Kathy Griffin probably got her votes from a comedic standpoint. This girl is not attractive, but not ugly enough to get funny yes votes.

Seriously, am I wearing a "punch here" sign on my nutsack?

BYU 14 · 12-30-2011, 12:42 PM

Holy crap, currently below the Mendoza line...

RendeR · 12-30-2011, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Seriously, am I wearing a "punch here" sign on my nutsack?

Well your name IS Pumpy Tudors.....

DaddyTorgo · 12-30-2011, 12:52 PM

Who is she going to be in GoT?

RendeR · 12-30-2011, 12:53 PM

I'm betting the red witch. but I could be wrong.

flounder · 12-30-2011, 12:56 PM

She's going to be Margaery Tyrell.

DaddyTorgo · 12-30-2011, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by flounder

She's going to be Margaery Tyrell.

Makes good sense, considering the ageing-up of the books characters. Cool.

I've been slacking on my GoT news since the season ended I guess.

RendeR · 12-30-2011, 12:59 PM

Yeah I just found a listing here:

IMDb: Game of Thrones Season 2 - a list by Clemontine

so I was wrong again, such is life.

Danny · 12-30-2011, 01:07 PM

So far, two yes votes from usernames starting with F and one from Izulde. She has not received any no votes from a username starting with F or Izulde.

Interesting...

Suicane75 · 12-30-2011, 01:13 PM

Now this is getting absurd. Can I nominate Mandy from down the road?

Danny · 12-30-2011, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Now this is getting absurd. Can I nominate Mandy from down the road?

She is almost certainly hotter than this girl.

sabotai · 12-30-2011, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by flounder

Like Christina Hendricks, she's someone that needs to be seen in motion to appreciate. Pictures don't do her justice.

Apparently so. I spent a few minutes looking up pictures and several watching clips on YouTube, and in video she's much better looking. Plus, she has an accent, that helps.

I'd still say she's just shy of "Hot", but not bad either.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-30-2011, 01:26 PM

nominating john amos

PilotMan · 12-30-2011, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

I'm torn on this. She was hot as Anne Boelyn in The Tudors, but she's not photogenic in these pictures.

This....she was hot and naked. And yummy. No other way around this.

Rizon · 12-30-2011, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Now this is getting absurd. Can I nominate Mandy from down the road?

Pics or it didn't happen

PilotMan · 12-30-2011, 01:40 PM

I'd like to nominate Kristen Bell. I don't think she has voted on yet.

mckerney · 12-30-2011, 01:44 PM

Suicane75 · 12-30-2011, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

nominating john amos

Damn!

Damn!!

Damn!!!

Suicane75 · 12-30-2011, 02:11 PM

These Chick-Fil-A nuggets I'm eating right now have me more sexually aroused than this girl.

Radii · 12-30-2011, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

These Chick-Fil-A nuggets I'm eating right now have me more sexually aroused than this girl.

I think that might indicate an unhealthy relationship with food more than anything relevant to this thread dude.

Suicane75 · 12-30-2011, 02:28 PM

Don't you judge me.

Radii · 12-30-2011, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Don't you judge me.

Someone has to speak for the poor innocent chicken nuggets. They can't speak for themselves.

bronconick · 12-30-2011, 03:00 PM

I'm trying to hold out for this video that makes her look better, but 3 minutes on youtube didn't show anything breathtaking. So...no.

Julio Riddols · 12-30-2011, 03:00 PM

I agree with those wondering who the hell is nominating these people. I know lots of girls quite well who are much hotter than this particular one. She looks like she has a voice like Marge's sisters from the Simpsons. A broke, hopeless, destitute mans Kim Cattrall.

Of course this is all my particular opinion and everything, but I think its abundantly clear we are digging into "niche" girls here that have no hope of being hot to more than a select group of people in any situation. There are plenty of damn near universally hot women out there that deserve to have a shot at cracking the top 5, and we're just wasting time with curiosities.

View Poll Results: Natalie Dormer, Hot? or Not?
Hot?	18	11.69%
Not?	136	88.31%
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12-30-2011, 11:11 AM	#5
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	I think she is from the show "The Tudors". __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-30-2011, 11:15 AM	#7
TRO College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Louisburg, KS	Those look like 4 completely different people. __________________ TRA, the Royal Ape

12-30-2011, 11:07 AM	#4
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Don't think I've ever heard of her and don't recognize her from pictures other than thinking she kind of looks like Jane Krakowski in the last pic.

12-30-2011, 11:19 AM	#10
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Cute on a good day, not seeing "hot" here though. I'll delay my vote for a bit pending further evidence. And yeah, the aforementioned Krakowski resemblance was a good catch, just not enough of a resemblance to get her all the way to hot. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

12-30-2011, 11:28 AM	#12
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	This is the first chick on Hot or Not since Kathy Griffin or Sarah Jessica Parker that I would honestly say "ewww" to. __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

12-30-2011, 11:30 AM	#14
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	First not in awhile. __________________

12-30-2011, 11:32 AM	#15
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I'm torn on this. She was hot as Anne Boelyn in The Tudors, but she's not photogenic in these pictures. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

12-30-2011, 11:43 AM	#17
flounder High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lynchburg, VA	Like Christina Hendricks, she's someone that needs to be seen in motion to appreciate. Pictures don't do her justice. That being said, the last picture looks like she's lost way too much weight. Not good. She was smokin' in the Tudors though.

12-30-2011, 11:57 AM	#18
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	This will not end well. At least the next candidates offer some hope. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

12-30-2011, 12:07 PM	#19
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	I think we need a better nomination system.

12-30-2011, 12:12 PM	#20
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	Who the hell is nominating these people? This is my first "NOT" in a long while. __________________ My listening habits

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RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	She's pretty, but not hot. Even I draw the line somewhere. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

12-30-2011, 12:24 PM	#22
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	A few other images, chosen from about 8 pages worth of Google options. Can't say I didn't give her a fair chance before voting. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

12-30-2011, 12:28 PM	#23
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	She's pretty...these pictures show it better, but yeah, still not hot. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

12-30-2011, 12:32 PM	#24
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	I think her currently scoring lower than Kathy Griffin does show the limitations of the voting system. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

12-30-2011, 12:42 PM	#28
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Holy crap, currently below the Mendoza line...

12-30-2011, 12:52 PM	#30
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Who is she going to be in GoT?

12-30-2011, 12:53 PM	#31
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	I'm betting the red witch. but I could be wrong. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

12-30-2011, 12:56 PM	#32
flounder High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Lynchburg, VA	She's going to be Margaery Tyrell.

12-30-2011, 12:59 PM	#34
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	Yeah I just found a listing here: IMDb: Game of Thrones Season 2 - a list by Clemontine so I was wrong again, such is life. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

12-30-2011, 01:07 PM	#35
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	So far, two yes votes from usernames starting with F and one from Izulde. She has not received any no votes from a username starting with F or Izulde. Interesting...

12-30-2011, 01:13 PM	#36
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Now this is getting absurd. Can I nominate Mandy from down the road?

12-30-2011, 01:26 PM	#39
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	nominating john amos __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-30-2011, 01:40 PM	#42
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	I'd like to nominate Kristen Bell. I don't think she has voted on yet. __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

12-30-2011, 01:44 PM	#43
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000

12-30-2011, 02:11 PM	#45
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	These Chick-Fil-A nuggets I'm eating right now have me more sexually aroused than this girl.

12-30-2011, 02:28 PM	#47
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Don't you judge me.

12-30-2011, 03:00 PM	#49
bronconick College Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kalamazoo, MI	I'm trying to hold out for this video that makes her look better, but 3 minutes on youtube didn't show anything breathtaking. So...no.

12-30-2011, 03:00 PM	#50
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	I agree with those wondering who the hell is nominating these people. I know lots of girls quite well who are much hotter than this particular one. She looks like she has a voice like Marge's sisters from the Simpsons. A broke, hopeless, destitute mans Kim Cattrall. Of course this is all my particular opinion and everything, but I think its abundantly clear we are digging into "niche" girls here that have no hope of being hot to more than a select group of people in any situation. There are plenty of damn near universally hot women out there that deserve to have a shot at cracking the top 5, and we're just wasting time with curiosities. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

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