Lesbians...

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 12:28 PM

Here's a funny pic for you...

Safe to open in office.

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 12:29 PM

Hmmm. Seems like a contradiction to me!!

Havok · 04-03-2003, 12:30 PM

LOL!!!!

TLK · 04-03-2003, 12:30 PM

those don't look like the lesbians you see in porn......

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 12:32 PM

because porn quality lesbians are all out making movies!

Marmel · 04-03-2003, 12:43 PM

Fritz, you will never be better than me.

Except when it comes to heavy petting. And shaving back hair.

Rich1033 · 04-03-2003, 01:22 PM

Is it even possible for a man to resist opening a file that says lesbians right next to it?

GoldenEagle · 04-03-2003, 01:26 PM

i regret opening that

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marmel
Fritz, you will never be better than me.

Except when it comes to heavy petting. And shaving back hair.

Marmel, It is hardly your fault that you were born a lobsterboy. One day medical advancements may allow you to have hands that can pet. Hands that can hold a razor. Normal hands.

mrskippy · 04-03-2003, 01:30 PM

Sign should read ....

Ugly Hoes Against Bush

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrskippy
Sign should read ....

Ugly Hoes Against Bush

hoes?

Marmel · 04-03-2003, 01:38 PM

fritz is a very sweet 12 year old doxie boy who spent all his life with an older human gentleman

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 01:48 PM

lobsterboy

Marmel · 04-03-2003, 01:55 PM

Weak effort there Fritzy.

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 02:04 PM

lobsterboy

Marmel · 04-03-2003, 02:04 PM

Weak effort there Fritzy.

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 02:08 PM

lobsterboy

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 02:17 PM

Ok you two. Break it up. Go sit on your beds and think about how you've hurt each other. You should be ashamed of you...awww hell. Nevermind. Fritz, bring me the Penthouse when you're done. And NO sticky pages!!

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buzzbee
Fritz, bring me the Penthouse when you're done. And NO sticky pages!!

Why do you think I bought that laminator?

Marmel · 04-03-2003, 02:25 PM

Now that was an excellent effort Fritzy.

*applause*

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 02:34 PM

I can picture it now:

"Introducing the newest action film from Virgin Entertainment. The Laminator 3 - Starring Fritz and his pussy. Watch excting scenes of Fritz as he uses his plastic. Hear those now famous words: "I'll cum back".

Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without pancho and hand gel."

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buzzbee
I can picture it now:

Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without pancho and hand gel."

Who the fuck is Pancho?

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 02:39 PM

He's the one who holds the hand gel.

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buzzbee
He's the one who holds the hand gel.

Is this Tipper Gore's doing?

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 02:40 PM

Or should I re-word it for the raingear challenged:

Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without a pancho and hand gel."

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
Is this Tipper Gore's doing?

Speaking of Lesbians against Bush.

No, he's NOT doing Tipper Gore. Ewwwwww!!!

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 02:42 PM

PONCHO
Pancho was a Mexican Bandit

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 02:43 PM

Or should I re-word it for the spelling challenged (me)

Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without a poncho and hand gel."

Did I get it this time Fritz? You freakin' PeeWee Herman wannabe.

Marmel · 04-03-2003, 02:45 PM

Fritz is actually a NAMBLA member wannabe.

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buzzbee
Or should I re-word it for the spelling challenged (me)

Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without a poncho and hand gel."

Did I get it this time Fritz? You freakin' PeeWee Herman wannabe.

I know you are but what am I?

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marmel
Fritz is actually a NAMBA member wannabe.

read your membership card dumbass, its NAMBLA.

Marmel · 04-03-2003, 02:49 PM

Its a typo, jackass.

I notice you picked up on the spelling awfully quick.

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 02:56 PM

lobsterboy

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 02:57 PM

Fritz is a spelling Nazi!

SplitPersonality1 · 04-03-2003, 03:02 PM

Best thread in a looooooooooooooong time.

Keep it up guys!

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SplitPersonality1
Best thread in a looooooooooooooong time.

Keep it up guys!

Sorry, but I've heard Marmel has a hard time keeping it up lately.

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buzzbee
Fritz is a spelling Nazi!

This is probably the only time I will every be accused of that.

Marmel · 04-03-2003, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buzzbee
Sorry, but I've heard Marmel has a hard time keeping it up lately.

If I was sleeping with somebody besides your women it might be easier.

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 03:13 PM

My women don't do Lobsterboys.

Gives 'em the crabs.

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 03:15 PM

(lobsterboy starts to catch on....)

Marmel · 04-03-2003, 03:16 PM

Fritz' effort was weak.

You, copying a weak effort, is just pathetic.

Who do Sasquatch do anyways?

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marmel
Fritz' effort was weak.

You, copying a weak effort, is just pathetic.

Who do Sasquatch do anyways?

Anybody he damn well wants to.

And I thought bringing in the crabs elevated Fritz effort just a tiny bit.

KWhit · 04-03-2003, 03:37 PM

Can we PLEASE get back to talking about lesbians?

Please?

Because I like lesbians. They are good.

Fritz · 04-03-2003, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWhit
Can we PLEASE get back to talking about lobsterboy?

Please?

Amen

KWhit · 04-03-2003, 03:42 PM

Wait! I didn't say that!

Hey!

I'm outraged!

I've been misquoted!

That's no fair!

You can't do that!

That's just wrong!

Ksyrup · 04-03-2003, 03:45 PM

Damn straight! I love lesbians. We all love lesbians. Who doesn't love lesbians? Even my wife loves lesbians. Well...not really, but I can dream.

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 03:45 PM

I'm a lesbian. I LIKE women.

TLK · 04-03-2003, 03:47 PM

I think it's great that the attachment has 126 downloads...... how many of those 126 were thinking they were gonna see some lesbian action......

KWhit · 04-03-2003, 03:49 PM

... opening up my "Lesbian Pics" folder ...

I'll be back in about 2-3 minutes, guys.

Ksyrup · 04-03-2003, 03:50 PM

Well, it said safe for work. I would not have been happy if it did have lesbian action.

04-03-2003, 12:29 PM	#2
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Hmmm. Seems like a contradiction to me!! __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

04-03-2003, 12:30 PM	#3
Havok College Starter Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Florida	LOL!!!! __________________ Maniacal Misfitz - We're better than you and we know it!

04-03-2003, 12:32 PM	#5
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	because porn quality lesbians are all out making movies! __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-03-2003, 12:43 PM	#6
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Fritz, you will never be better than me. Except when it comes to heavy petting. And shaving back hair. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." Last edited by Marmel : 04-03-2003 at 12:46 PM.

04-03-2003, 01:26 PM	#8
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	i regret opening that __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

04-03-2003, 12:30 PM	#4
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	those don't look like the lesbians you see in porn......

04-03-2003, 01:22 PM	#7
Rich1033 High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sylvania, Ohio	Is it even possible for a man to resist opening a file that says lesbians right next to it?

04-03-2003, 01:30 PM	#10
mrskippy Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: California	Sign should read .... Ugly Hoes Against Bush

04-03-2003, 01:38 PM	#12
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	fritz is a very sweet 12 year old doxie boy who spent all his life with an older human gentleman __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

04-03-2003, 01:48 PM	#13
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	lobsterboy __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-03-2003, 01:55 PM	#14
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Weak effort there Fritzy. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

04-03-2003, 02:04 PM	#15
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	lobsterboy __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-03-2003, 02:08 PM	#17
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Marmel is a lobsterboy lobsterboy __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 04-03-2003 at 02:10 PM.

04-03-2003, 02:17 PM	#18
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Ok you two. Break it up. Go sit on your beds and think about how you've hurt each other. You should be ashamed of you...awww hell. Nevermind. Fritz, bring me the Penthouse when you're done. And NO sticky pages!! __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

04-03-2003, 02:25 PM	#20
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Now that was an excellent effort Fritzy. applause __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

04-03-2003, 02:34 PM	#21
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	I can picture it now: "Introducing the newest action film from Virgin Entertainment. The Laminator 3 - Starring Fritz and his pussy. Watch excting scenes of Fritz as he uses his plastic. Hear those now famous words: "I'll cum back". Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without pancho and hand gel." __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

04-03-2003, 02:39 PM	#23
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	He's the one who holds the hand gel. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

04-03-2003, 02:40 PM	#25
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Or should I re-word it for the raingear challenged: Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without a pancho and hand gel." __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

04-03-2003, 02:42 PM	#27
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	PONCHO Pancho was a Mexican Bandit __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 04-03-2003 at 02:42 PM.

04-03-2003, 02:43 PM	#28
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Or should I re-word it for the spelling challenged (me) Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without a poncho and hand gel." Did I get it this time Fritz? You freakin' PeeWee Herman wannabe. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

04-03-2003, 02:45 PM	#29
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Fritz is actually a NAMBLA member wannabe. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." Last edited by Marmel : 04-03-2003 at 02:48 PM.

04-03-2003, 02:49 PM	#32
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Its a typo, jackass. I notice you picked up on the spelling awfully quick. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

04-03-2003, 02:56 PM	#33
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	lobsterboy __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 04-03-2003 at 03:08 PM.

04-03-2003, 02:57 PM	#34
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Fritz is a spelling Nazi! __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

04-03-2003, 03:02 PM	#35
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	Best thread in a looooooooooooooong time. Keep it up guys!

04-03-2003, 03:13 PM	#39
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	My women don't do Lobsterboys. Gives 'em the crabs. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz Last edited by Buzzbee : 04-03-2003 at 03:14 PM.

04-03-2003, 03:15 PM	#40
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	(lobsterboy starts to catch on....) __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-03-2003, 03:16 PM	#41
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Fritz' effort was weak. You, copying a weak effort, is just pathetic. Who do Sasquatch do anyways? __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

04-03-2003, 03:37 PM	#43
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Can we PLEASE get back to talking about lesbians? Please? Because I like lesbians. They are good.

04-03-2003, 03:42 PM	#45
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Wait! I didn't say that! Hey! I'm outraged! I've been misquoted! That's no fair! You can't do that! That's just wrong!

04-03-2003, 03:45 PM	#46
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Damn straight! I love lesbians. We all love lesbians. Who doesn't love lesbians? Even my wife loves lesbians. Well...not really, but I can dream. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-03-2003, 03:45 PM	#47
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	I'm a lesbian. I LIKE women. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

04-03-2003, 03:47 PM	#48
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	I think it's great that the attachment has 126 downloads...... how many of those 126 were thinking they were gonna see some lesbian action......

04-03-2003, 03:49 PM	#49
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	... opening up my "Lesbian Pics" folder ... I'll be back in about 2-3 minutes, guys.

04-03-2003, 03:50 PM	#50
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Well, it said safe for work. I would not have been happy if it did have lesbian action. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."