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02-13-2006, 06:27 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jul 2003
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When I die, douse me in Mountain Dew
and strike my floating carcass with a 9 volt battery..
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...30249185763150 |
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02-13-2006, 09:22 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Phoenix
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W T F????
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02-13-2006, 09:27 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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ping: scientists
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02-13-2006, 09:54 PM
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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Oh, no you don't. We already had that jihad and the non-scientists won. |
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02-13-2006, 09:57 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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One wonders how many takes that took? Neat nonetheless...
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02-13-2006, 10:00 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Of no particular interest
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"Hippy,hippy shake.
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02-13-2006, 10:10 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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OK. We'll suffocate you first. Then we'll douse you in Mountain Dew. Then we'll pour water back on you and jolt you with the battery and ya know, see what happens. |
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02-13-2006, 10:11 PM
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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*queue starts here*
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02-14-2006, 12:10 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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That's terrible.
The Mountain Dew left in the bottom of the bowl just made the water more conductive. Whether the goldfish was actually zapped back to consciousness or if it was just in spasms from the electricity, you can't really tell. Pointless and cruel either way. I liked the music though.
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02-14-2006, 01:48 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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There is a Dick Cheney joke in here somewhere.
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02-14-2006, 10:35 AM
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n00b
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Ohio
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That was hard to watch! poor fish!!
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02-14-2006, 10:49 AM
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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I'll bet that fish has super powers now.
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02-14-2006, 10:53 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jul 2003
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I felt bad watching it too. Only the blurb assuring the flish's rebirth kept me going...
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02-14-2006, 11:06 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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I wonder what happened to the goldfish I ate after drinking a milwaukee's best light.
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02-14-2006, 11:28 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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How has more time on their hands? The guy who came up with this, or the guys patiently waiting for Maximum Football to come out?
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02-14-2006, 11:30 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Toledo - Spain
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I thought this thread was going to be about having anal sex in that montain when you were a young cowboy and that you want to be buried there when you die.
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02-14-2006, 11:54 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jul 2003
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aaah.... memories. |
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02-14-2006, 12:23 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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No female poster doing a parody thread of 'When I die, douche me in Mountain Dew..' ?
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02-14-2006, 12:32 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Yup. That's just... brutal. |
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02-14-2006, 10:45 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Phoenix
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Between this and the betta fighting thread a few weeks ago, I wouldn't want to be a fish around this board.
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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com |
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02-14-2006, 11:06 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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