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03-09-2006, 10:02 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: heaven
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What an ass-wacking day I've had
Not that too many people will give a rip probably, but it was just such a freakin' spank-a-thon that I thought I'd tell part of the story. If nothing else, maybe it'll help me wind down a little and give my hand some rest.
The schedule for today was pretty straightforward...but this shit happened instead: 1) woke up and wacked the wife's ass. Felt refreshed. 2) Have breakfast and wacked the wife's ass some more. Spilled cheerios, but oh well. 3) Just before leaving home this morning, I went ahead and wacked my own ass, giddy-up style. Not really painful but left a small welt. 4) Got to work and wacked the principals' ass. Damn sexual harrassment shit... 5) Fired, so went home and wacked my ass again with a really smelly trout. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. 6) Played FOF but people kept cheating at a damn computer game so I wacked all of their asses like the low-life scum they are. 7) Wife gave divorce papers from all the ass-wacking. 8) Felt the only way to get her back was to get fired from FOF league...so I cheated. Don't know when I'll get caught. May have to use an alias and send a PM. 9) got boxed for all the who knows what- so I went to Georgia and tried to wack SDs ass, but the patriotic undies scared me so I ran off 10) finally back home. To tired to wack anything...later, DoOdZZZ
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03-09-2006, 10:04 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
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Singing Telegram for thealmighty...
OOOOHhhhhh.. You're not funny.. Your thread's not funny... Parodies aren't funnnyyyy... it's time to say goodbye!
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03-09-2006, 10:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Just about what I would expect from an SMU grad...
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03-10-2006, 07:51 AM
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03-10-2006, 08:08 AM
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Join Date: May 2003
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As with any self-respecting SMU grad, I paid a UT alum to write that for me. What can you expect from a tea-sipper but unenlightened drivel of the lowest denominator. My apologies.
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