Interesting "problem" at work

Eaglesfan27 · 08-08-2006, 11:15 AM

I have an interesting issue that I've never really had to deal with before. Part of my new job is working in school based settings 2 days a week. I cover 8 different schools and I go to each school one day a month. Well, the guy in charge of this particular program is well known around the office for hiring very attractive social workers. In fact, my co-workers (non-school based ones) have told me that they are discreetly called "Stanley's Angels." Last week, I met all 24 of them, and I have to say that 1 of them is supermodel hot, 2 of them are model level hot, about 10 of them are very attractive, and the rest are decent to good looking except for the 2 guys.

So, today I start my first staffing (which consists of me meeting with the social worker in question 1 on 1) in anticipation of going to the school itself in a week or two. Up to today, I didn't know which schools I would be assigned to, nor which workers I would be working with. Who walks in the door for the first staffing? The "supermodel" hot social worker. Darn, that was the most distracting 2 hours I've ever spent at work, and it was honestly difficult to concentrate on the cases being presented. I've never had that happen to me before, because despite my geekiness I've been around a fair number of attractive women before. To top it off, she appeared (or perhaps I'm deluding myself) mildly flirtatous. Mind you, I would never cheat on my wife as I'm very happily married (besides which this woman is WAY out of my league, and I'm not so grandiose to think she would really be interested) but this was a very distracting morning. Oh yeah, she is quite intelligent too and appears to be very conscientous about her job and learning as she just finished college a year ago. I can't even imagine how difficult it must be to be a teenage boy and trying to concentrate on therapy with her.

To top it off, I found out that among my schools, I will be going to the schools where the other 2 most attractive workers work as well.

Oh yeah, anticipating the natural reply, sorry but I don't see a good excuse to take a picture of any of these ladies. Perhaps, there will be a work picnic or something in the future where I can get a picture.

vtbub · 08-08-2006, 11:20 AM

Pix Plz.

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WSUCougar · 08-08-2006, 11:32 AM

So...anyone else find this thread totally boner-rific?

Honolulu_Blue · 08-08-2006, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

So...anyone else find this thread totally boner-rific?

Lord knows it's piqued my sexual nerves. . .

Ksyrup · 08-08-2006, 11:39 AM

Best thread since heybrad (if my memory serves me) told us about the hot lesbian daughter of his boss. I think that was the gist of it, anyway. I lost track of the details after hot lesbian...

spleen1015 · 08-08-2006, 11:59 AM

You shouldn't have started this thread until you had pics.

Flasch186 · 08-08-2006, 12:06 PM

you totally left this out in your debate about what job to take. this was a slam dunk, congrats on the unintended perk.

rkmsuf · 08-08-2006, 12:08 PM

pork her, russ

whoa, out of time warp. there goes the soothsaying business.

Suburban Rhythm · 08-08-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

So, today I start my first staffing (which consists of me meeting with the social worker in question 1 on 1)

I read this line over and over...my sexual nerves interrupted me from getting any further...

Any sentence that uses 'staffing' and '1 on 1' in refernce to hot chicks...

Swaggs · 08-08-2006, 12:22 PM

Make sure to talk about computer/video games with her.

George · 08-08-2006, 12:23 PM

As far as work problems go, this is a pretty good one to have.

Eaglesfan27 · 08-08-2006, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

you totally left this out in your debate about what job to take. this was a slam dunk, congrats on the unintended perk.

I had NO idea that there were all of these hot women in the school based program, until about 2 weeks ago when my male co-workers started joking with me about it over lunch and then I met them in person last week.

rkmsuf · 08-08-2006, 12:49 PM

The solution to your problem is simple...do it doggie style

Ksyrup · 08-08-2006, 12:52 PM

Is this what the Deal or No Deal chicks do during the show's hiatus?

Subby · 08-08-2006, 12:54 PM

Not to be a buzzkill, but what would happen if one of your co-workers somehow found this thread?

Bee · 08-08-2006, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

Not to be a buzzkill, but what would happen if one of your co-workers somehow found this thread?

They'd probably wonder which category they were in (assuming it's not one of the two guys).

Subby · 08-08-2006, 12:57 PM

heh - probably - I always get paranoid about posting work stuff

Eaglesfan27 · 08-08-2006, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

Not to be a buzzkill, but what would happen if one of your co-workers somehow found this thread?

I doubt much. I think the reputation of "Stanley's Angels" is fairly wide known around the office, and I'm sure the women in question know they are hot. That being said, I close FOFC during staffings (another S.W. should be here in a minute for the next one) and when I'm not in my office. None of my co-workers and few people in my real life know about FOFC.

cuervo72 · 08-08-2006, 01:03 PM

I'm pretty sure 99.9% of women who are hot know that they are hot.

twothree · 08-08-2006, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Who walks in the door for the first staffing? The "supermodel" hot social worker. Darn, that was the most distracting 2 hours I've ever spent at work, and it was honestly difficult to concentrate on the cases being presented. I've never had that happen to me before, because despite my geekiness I've been around a fair number of attractive women before. To top it off, she appeared (or perhaps I'm deluding myself) mildly flirtatous. Mind you, I would never cheat on my wife as I'm very happily married (besides which this woman is WAY out of my league, and I'm not so grandiose to think she would really be interested) but this was a very distracting morning.

You should picture her in her underwear. That should help you concentrate...on the important stuff.

WSUCougar · 08-08-2006, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

None of my co-workers and few people in my real life know about FOFC.

Be wary of HR people who say, "Tell me about Eaglesfan27, Kyle."

Suburban Rhythm · 08-08-2006, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

None of my co-workers and few people in my real life know about FOFC.

How should we all take this?

Subby · 08-08-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

None of my co-workers and few people in my real life know about FOFC.

Standard.

Grammaticus · 08-08-2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

Not to be a buzzkill, but what would happen if one of your co-workers somehow found this thread?

Better yet, you better hope your wife does not read this thread.

Galaxy · 08-08-2006, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

(besides which this woman is WAY out of my league, and I'm not so grandiose to think she would really be interested)

Never quite understood this out of my league working, is it your profession that makes you "attractive", looks, wealth (which could go with profession)?

cuervo72 · 08-08-2006, 02:08 PM

Yeah, I'd think being a doctor bumps you up one league, at *least*.

Wolfpack · 08-08-2006, 02:13 PM

It ain't the sameball park. It ain't the same league. It ain't even the same f'ing sport!

Draft Dodger · 08-08-2006, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

heh - probably - I always get paranoid about posting work stuff

you mean like that stuff about you having homoerotic thoughts about your boss?

Subby · 08-08-2006, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

you mean like that stuff about you having homoerotic thoughts about your boss?

Yeah, that would probably bum her out.

Eaglesfan27 · 08-08-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Grammaticus

Better yet, you better hope your wife does not read this thread.

She read FOFC for a bit, around the time when I asked if it was a date or not last year, but hasn't read FOFC at all for almost a year. However, even if she saw this, it wouldn't bother her at all. She is quite confident.

Eaglesfan27 · 08-08-2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Be wary of HR people who say, "Tell me about Eaglesfan27, Kyle."

Galaxy · 08-08-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Yeah, I'd think being a doctor bumps you up one league, at *least*.

That's what I was thinking.

Grammaticus · 08-08-2006, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

She read FOFC for a bit, around the time when I asked if it was a date or not last year, but hasn't read FOFC at all for almost a year. However, even if she saw this, it wouldn't bother her at all. She is quite confident.

Ha ha, I figured it was not a problem. But most women regardless of situation would not dig the "out of my league" comment. It implies you are with someone "in your league" and well, women are women. But you probably know more about the inner working of the mind than me (I think you said you are a Psychology guy). I can't figure women out one way or the other.

GrantDawg · 08-09-2006, 05:15 AM

The Ladies Man says you should do her in the butt.

Joe · 08-09-2006, 06:45 AM

fap fap fap

Eaglesfan27 · 08-09-2006, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Grammaticus

Ha ha, I figured it was not a problem. But most women regardless of situation would not dig the "out of my league" comment. It implies you are with someone "in your league" and well, women are women. But you probably know more about the inner working of the mind than me (I think you said you are a Psychology guy). I can't figure women out one way or the other.

I've told Mrs. Eaglesfan that she is out of my league too

Pumpy Tudors · 08-09-2006, 07:59 AM

I've also told Mrs. Eaglesfan that she's out of my league.

Errrr, am I sharing too much?

BrianD · 08-09-2006, 08:48 AM

Mrs. Eaglesfan told me that she is out of my league.

finketr · 08-09-2006, 01:47 PM

Mrs. Eaglesfan27 is also a chef and good with knives...

something to keep in mind.

Eaglesfan27 · 08-09-2006, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by finketr

Mrs. Eaglesfan27 is also a chef and good with knives...

something to keep in mind.

Very true.

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