Number 1

rkmsuf · 11-27-2006, 09:22 AM

Anyone ever start going pee at the urinal only to have a hair across the hole causing a split stream? Worse a misdirected stream at a 90 degree angle?

Lucking I was not amongst company in the restroom and avoided a direct hit to the pants.

I'm the Whizz and nobody beats me.

spleen1015 · 11-27-2006, 09:23 AM

Sounds like someone needs a trim.

Ksyrup · 11-27-2006, 09:31 AM

You have an inordinate number of bathroom-related questions, stories, and mishaps.

Oilers9911 · 11-27-2006, 09:31 AM

This is exactly why pubic afros are a bad thing.

Toddzilla · 11-27-2006, 09:33 AM

Pee Thread!

rkmsuf · 11-27-2006, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

You have an inordinate number of bathroom-related questions, stories, and mishaps.

You need to get in touch with your inner restroom.

Toddzilla · 11-27-2006, 09:35 AM

Dola - this is what happens when you have a 2-inch peener.

rkmsuf · 11-27-2006, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Toddzilla

Dola - this is what happens when you have a 2-inch peener.

I was in the pool!

JonInMiddleGA · 11-27-2006, 09:41 AM

Y'know what's bad?

That I actually expected this thread to have something to do with taking a leak and not something to do with OSU or any other sort of sports-related #1.

We're nothing if not reliable I suppose but ... does this mean we're also becoming predictable?

rkmsuf · 11-27-2006, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Y'know what's bad?

That I actually expected this thread to have something to do with taking a leak and not something to do with OSU or any other sort of sports-related #1.

We're nothing if not reliable I suppose but ... does this mean we're also becoming predictable?

Clearly a sports related topic would be titled "#1".

Pumpy Tudors · 11-27-2006, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Anyone ever start going pee at the urinal only to have a hair across the hole causing a split stream? Worse a misdirected stream at a 90 degree angle?

I may have mentioned this once in another thread a while back, but this happens to my cousin Tanya all the time.

MikeVic · 11-27-2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I may have mentioned this once in another thread a while back, but this happens to my cousin Tanya all the time.

Eww....

rkmsuf · 11-27-2006, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I may have mentioned this once in another thread a while back, but this happens to my cousin Tanya all the time.

she often uses a urinal?

gottimd · 11-27-2006, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

she often uses a urinal?

No, she often pees.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-27-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

she often uses a urinal?

I'd rather not say any more. This thread is not about my cousin.

MizzouRah · 11-27-2006, 12:14 PM

Talk to HA about a wax job.

rkmsuf · 11-27-2006, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzouRah

Talk to HA about a wax job.

never. my balls need a house.

Raiders Army · 11-27-2006, 12:49 PM

I hate it when you shake it and you think you have all the drips off but you don't and some dribbles down your pants.

rkmsuf · 11-27-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I hate it when you shake it and you think you have all the drips off but you don't and some dribbles down your pants.

I believe this was covered somewhere and the suggestion was to tap or squeeze under your balls or something.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-27-2006, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I hate it when you shake it and you think you have all the drips off but you don't and some dribbles down your pants.

As an aside, this happens to Tanya, too.

gottimd · 11-27-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

As an aside, this happens to Tanya, too.

Your cousin Tanya must have quite an Adams apple.

timmae · 11-27-2006, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

As an aside, Tanya has multiple issues that we need not know about.

Fixed it for ya...

Oilers9911 · 11-27-2006, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Your cousin Tanya must have quite an Adams apple.

I have a picture of "Tanya"

http://www.rawilson.com/images/coulter.jpg

MizzouRah · 11-27-2006, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

never. my balls need a house.

True.

Desnudo · 11-27-2006, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

You have an inordinate number of bathroom-related questions, stories, and mishaps.

rkmsuf is the Miss Manners of men's room etiquette.

rkmsuf · 11-28-2006, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

rkmsuf is the Miss Manners of men's room etiquette.

This is important work we are doing.

You get the bathroom routine wrong and your whole life falls apart.

Ksyrup · 11-28-2006, 08:36 AM

So how did the last 24 hours treat you, bathroom-wise?

rkmsuf · 11-28-2006, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

So how did the last 24 hours treat you, bathroom-wise?

No complaints. Managed to hit the bowl and avoid any stream splitting last night.

Shortly I'll be visiting the friendly confines of the mens room. I'll report on any unusual goings on.

Ksyrup · 11-28-2006, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

No complaints. Managed to hit the bowl and avoid any stream splitting last night.

Ya did, huh? I'm very proud of ya!

lighthousekeeper · 11-28-2006, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Shortly I'll be visiting the friendly confines of the mens room. I'll report on any unusual goings on.

Please do - thanks in advance.

rkmsuf · 11-28-2006, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Ya did, huh? I'm very proud of ya!

thanks sizzle chest!

Desnudo · 11-28-2006, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

This is important work we are doing.

You get the bathroom routine wrong and your whole life falls apart.

You are performing the Lord's work. Think how many people you've prevented from choosing the middle urinal when a side one is available.

rkmsuf · 11-28-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

Please do - thanks in advance.

Nothing too major this morning other than while reclining in the handicapped stall a grunter seated himself two stalls down.

Luckily I was done and the sound of flush droaned out his struggles.

Ksyrup · 11-28-2006, 11:26 AM

"Reclining" in a stall? WTF does that mean? I generally try to keep the touching to a minimum in a public bathroom, so what were you reclining against?

On a somewhat related subject, I have to admit I'm a bit fascinated by "hands free" pee'ers. This morning one guy took the urinal next to me, and I swear his penis unzipped itself, pee'd, and put itself away while the guy kept his hands in his pockets the entire time. I couldn't imagine taking that kind of risk. All sorts of bad things could happen in that scenario. I guess mine really does have a mind of its own.

rkmsuf · 11-28-2006, 11:30 AM

Ok maybe reclining wasn't the word. Relaxing I guess. It's pretty spacious in there.

I hate the auto flush pee things that are way too sensitive and think you are gone while you are standing there and commence flushing. I feel like a tsunami is coming at me.

Ksyrup · 12-05-2006, 11:35 AM

If the other thread is Stalls, this one needs to be renamed Urinals. We need clearer direction on which thread we should be posting in.

On the subject, I can't for the life of me understand why someone would not flush a urinal. I work in a law firm, a professional setting, and at least 3 or 4 times a day I walk into the bathroom to see a yellow urinal. I understand the whole phobia thing, but if it bothers you that much, use the kick method or grab a paper towel and flush it. Yeesh!

lighthousekeeper · 12-05-2006, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I can't for the life of me understand why someone would not flush a urinal. I work in a law firm, a professional setting, and at least 3 or 4 times a day I walk into the bathroom to see a yellow urinal. I understand the whole phobia thing, but if it bothers you that much, use the kick method or grab a paper towel and flush it. Yeesh!

that goes against our instinctive urge to mark our territory.

rkmsuf · 12-05-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

If the other thread is Stalls, this one needs to be renamed Urinals. We need clearer direction on which thread we should be posting in.

On the subject, I can't for the life of me understand why someone would not flush a urinal. I work in a law firm, a professional setting, and at least 3 or 4 times a day I walk into the bathroom to see a yellow urinal. I understand the whole phobia thing, but if it bothers you that much, use the kick method or grab a paper towel and flush it. Yeesh!

Urine is sterile. Or so I'm told.

bbor · 12-05-2006, 12:23 PM

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,be a sweety and wipe the seaty

Karlifornia · 12-05-2006, 03:18 PM

I hate it when I'm sitting on the john and I lean forward to read a magazine or whatever and the tip of Mr. Happy either dips into the bowl water, or touches the front of the inside of the bowl. It's like the opposite of sex.

Desnudo · 12-05-2006, 05:15 PM

Wear a condom

Groundhog · 12-05-2006, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I hate it when I'm sitting on the john and I lean forward to read a magazine or whatever and the tip of Mr. Happy either dips into the bowl water, or touches the front of the inside of the bowl. It's like the opposite of sex.

Man, I totally relate to this one.

JeeberD · 12-05-2006, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Urine is sterile. Or so I'm told.

Urine is, but Mr Happy isn't. And folks tend to hold Mr Happy while they're doing their business, and then use that same hand to flush. So the urinal flusher sure ain't sterile.

If I had my way, all urinals would be auto-flush. Toilets, on the other hand, should NEVER be auto-flush.

11-27-2006, 09:31 AM	#3
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	You have an inordinate number of bathroom-related questions, stories, and mishaps. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-27-2006, 09:33 AM	#5
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Pee Thread! Last edited by Toddzilla : 11-27-2006 at 09:34 AM.

11-27-2006, 09:41 AM	#9
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Y'know what's bad? That I actually expected this thread to have something to do with taking a leak and not something to do with OSU or any other sort of sports-related #1. We're nothing if not reliable I suppose but ... does this mean we're also becoming predictable? __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

11-28-2006, 08:36 AM	#27
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	So how did the last 24 hours treat you, bathroom-wise? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-28-2006, 11:26 AM	#34
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"Reclining" in a stall? WTF does that mean? I generally try to keep the touching to a minimum in a public bathroom, so what were you reclining against? On a somewhat related subject, I have to admit I'm a bit fascinated by "hands free" pee'ers. This morning one guy took the urinal next to me, and I swear his penis unzipped itself, pee'd, and put itself away while the guy kept his hands in his pockets the entire time. I couldn't imagine taking that kind of risk. All sorts of bad things could happen in that scenario. I guess mine really does have a mind of its own. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-27-2006, 09:23 AM	#2
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Sounds like someone needs a trim.

11-27-2006, 09:31 AM	#4
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	This is exactly why pubic afros are a bad thing.

11-27-2006, 09:35 AM	#7
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Dola - this is what happens when you have a 2-inch peener.

11-27-2006, 12:14 PM	#16
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Talk to HA about a wax job.

11-27-2006, 12:49 PM	#18
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I hate it when you shake it and you think you have all the drips off but you don't and some dribbles down your pants.

11-28-2006, 11:30 AM	#35
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Ok maybe reclining wasn't the word. Relaxing I guess. It's pretty spacious in there. I hate the auto flush pee things that are way too sensitive and think you are gone while you are standing there and commence flushing. I feel like a tsunami is coming at me. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-05-2006, 11:35 AM	#36
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	If the other thread is Stalls, this one needs to be renamed Urinals. We need clearer direction on which thread we should be posting in. On the subject, I can't for the life of me understand why someone would not flush a urinal. I work in a law firm, a professional setting, and at least 3 or 4 times a day I walk into the bathroom to see a yellow urinal. I understand the whole phobia thing, but if it bothers you that much, use the kick method or grab a paper towel and flush it. Yeesh! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

12-05-2006, 12:23 PM	#39
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	If you sprinkle when you tinkle,be a sweety and wipe the seaty __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

12-05-2006, 03:18 PM	#40
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I hate it when I'm sitting on the john and I lean forward to read a magazine or whatever and the tip of Mr. Happy either dips into the bowl water, or touches the front of the inside of the bowl. It's like the opposite of sex. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

12-05-2006, 05:15 PM	#41
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Wear a condom

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