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This might be worth watching.....
as long as she does'nt have to act.
Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey Sex Tape? : [ send to a friend ] Just as the Britney Spears [photos] sex tape story was put to rest, comes word that Jessica Simpson [photos] is worried by rumours that a sex tape starring her may leak out. The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the pop star engaged in a number of sex acts with ex-husband Nick Lachey. A source tells a UK newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles." According to the paper, such a tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson [photos] and Tommy Lee sex tape. It goes on to say they are threatening to leak the tape if Simpson does not pay up. Ironically, the 25-year-old has always said she makes men wait: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down.. it makes it better" but we wouldn't mind seeing more of Simpson's bag of goodies.
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11-28-2006, 11:54 AM
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I love how they always "fall into the wrong hands" or that these always somehow exist.
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11-28-2006, 11:56 AM
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oh and on an unrelated note I guess the in thing is to go around town flashing your cooter.
first it was paris, then lindsey lohan and now, ewww, britney is doing it. find your own pictures if you dare.
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11-28-2006, 11:57 AM
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Yeah, some interesting posting at thesuperficial.
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11-28-2006, 12:21 PM
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I FOUND THE PIC!!!!!  |
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11-28-2006, 12:22 PM
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Rizon,
Your porn collection will be complete! j/k - I'm sure you have room to spare.. |
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11-28-2006, 01:10 PM
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"Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."
Except for the whole tape myself having sex part |
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11-28-2006, 01:17 PM
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11-28-2006, 01:42 PM
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Sakowski has all the luck I tell ya.
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11-28-2006, 03:55 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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And in somewhat related news, did anyone see the Screech porn yet? All I have to say is that guy is more annoying in that then he is on saved by the bell. You can tell the girls are trying hard not to laugh the whole time.
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11-28-2006, 05:27 PM
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Are you saying you actually watched the tape? Ewwwwwwwwwwww |
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11-28-2006, 05:43 PM
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Its like watching a train wreck. Fortunately, they don't focus on him that much, but his commentary is annoying as hell. Last edited by Philliesfan980 : 11-28-2006 at 05:43 PM. |
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11-28-2006, 08:55 PM
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Tomo Romo's bitch would NEVER let herself be filmed doing the deed.
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11-28-2006, 09:07 PM
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All it would have taken was one camera from "Newlyweds" to accidentally be left on... 
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I would be all OVER this sex tape. I can then alternate between watching Jessica pork Nick and Alison Angel fingering herself.
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11-30-2006, 12:08 PM
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It's probably Nick doing the porking. |
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