Michael Jackson + Vegas Robot + Laser Beams = !

Ksyrup · 03-29-2007, 11:41 AM

Michael Jackson has 1 simple request: A giant robot of himself with frickin' laser beams!

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Michael Jackson must have watched Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery way too many times because he, like Dr. Evil, wants something to shoot frickin' laser beams!

As part of a possible Las Vegas show, Jacko is requesting a giant robotic replica of himself to roam Las Vegas' desert, firing laser beams at will.
The proposed 50-foot robot would be tall enough so passengers in flights landing at Las Vegas' McCarran International Airport could see the monstrosity.

Jackson's business partner Luckman Van Pier told the New York Daily News the pop star has viewed the blue prints of the robot and "likes them." Adding that the robot "would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

Aaack!! Run for your lives citizens of Las Vegas!

KWhit · 03-29-2007, 11:43 AM

Genius.

JediKooter · 03-29-2007, 11:52 AM

Will it be like the Mecha Streistand?

Pumpy Tudors · 03-29-2007, 11:55 AM

Well, this beats the crap out of Peyton Manning's laser rocket arm.

JPhillips · 03-29-2007, 12:07 PM

I can't wait to see it on an episode of CSI.

rkmsuf · 03-29-2007, 12:12 PM

Can we get a 100ft tall jbmagic on Skydog's front lawn?

Ksyrup · 03-29-2007, 12:12 PM

I guess this is part of his plan to move to Vegas and start doing shows there, huh? I guess the "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" tagline is appealing to him given his, um, "interests."

moriarty · 03-29-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I guess this is part of his plan to move to Vegas and start doing shows there, huh? I guess the "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" tagline is appealing to him given his, um, "interests."

Hah, hah the jokes on him. Nobody brings their kids to Vegas.

Pumpy Tudors · 03-29-2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by moriarty

Hah, hah the jokes on him. Nobody brings their kids to Vegas.

This is correct. I actually bring other people's kids to Vegas (and leave them there).

Maple Leafs · 03-29-2007, 03:49 PM

Imagine if he does this, and it's successful. Naturally, other shows will have to copy the idea. So you'd have a 100-foot tall Danny Gans robot, and a Blue Man, and that crab-man thing from Cirque De Soliel... all wandering the desert, shooting at each other with lasers.

That would be awesome.

st.cronin · 03-29-2007, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Imagine if he does this, and it's successful. Naturally, other shows will have to copy the idea. So you'd have a 100-foot tall Danny Gans robot, and a Blue Man, and that crab-man thing from Cirque De Soliel... all wandering the desert, shooting at each other with lasers.

That would be awesome.

Let's not forget a 100 foot Carrot Top, and Giant Topless Showgirls.

Kodos · 03-29-2007, 04:09 PM

Mamma Mia - THE GIGANTIC ROBOT EDITION!!!!

03-29-2007, 11:52 AM	#3
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Will it be like the Mecha Streistand? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Well, this beats the crap out of Peyton Manning's laser rocket arm. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Can we get a 100ft tall jbmagic on Skydog's front lawn? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales Last edited by rkmsuf : 03-29-2007 at 12:12 PM.

03-29-2007, 12:12 PM	#7
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I guess this is part of his plan to move to Vegas and start doing shows there, huh? I guess the "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" tagline is appealing to him given his, um, "interests." __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 03-29-2007 at 12:13 PM.

03-29-2007, 11:43 AM	#2
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Genius.

03-29-2007, 03:49 PM	#10
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Imagine if he does this, and it's successful. Naturally, other shows will have to copy the idea. So you'd have a 100-foot tall Danny Gans robot, and a Blue Man, and that crab-man thing from Cirque De Soliel... all wandering the desert, shooting at each other with lasers. That would be awesome. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

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Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Mamma Mia - THE GIGANTIC ROBOT EDITION!!!!

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