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Old 05-31-2007, 02:02 PM   #1
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hey you monkeys

for some of the older members who might remember ol' Fritz, there is now a Fritz 2.

F2 is pretty much the same as F1 but he gets to sleep in the middle of the day.
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:03 PM   #2
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:05 PM   #3
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Congrats!

I am jealous of Fritz 2.
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:06 PM   #4
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Pics?

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Old 05-31-2007, 02:07 PM   #5
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i don't understand - you've been cloned?
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:09 PM   #6
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I thought it meant he had a new screen name.
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:09 PM   #7
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Congratulations on the Fritzel!
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:10 PM   #8
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I thought it had something to do with genital clamps.
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:10 PM   #9
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Wow. Fritz is here.
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:11 PM   #10
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Does F2 still have love for the midgets?
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:16 PM   #11
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:23 PM   #12
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Congrats, Fritz (and Fritz 2)!
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:27 PM   #13
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I thought it meant he had a new screen name.

Me too, and a new job which meant he worked nights.
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:30 PM   #14
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I wonder if CNR is up to a guardian angel gig.
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:32 PM   #15
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Does F2 still have love for the midgets?

F2 *is* a midget.
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:51 PM   #16
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what's better than haircut day? Fritz 2.
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:56 PM   #17
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man, i see way too many times how a guy think the baby his, and then he go on maury or some other shit and he not the father. just something i would look into before you get too attached.


j/k congrats
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Old 05-31-2007, 02:57 PM   #18
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I thought it meant he had a new screen name.

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Old 05-31-2007, 03:56 PM   #19
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Me too, and a new job which meant he worked nights.

I have a new job too!

It has been a good spring in the fritzhaus
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Old 05-31-2007, 03:59 PM   #20
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congrats! pics plz?
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Old 05-31-2007, 04:25 PM   #21
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Old 05-31-2007, 04:51 PM   #22
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I vaguely remember a Fritz.

Were you the black guy that humped a penguin?
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Old 05-31-2007, 04:54 PM   #23
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Old 05-31-2007, 05:41 PM   #24
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Congrats on the weeniefritzel!

Good thing he sleeps during the day. Maybe he can catch up on all the sleep you're going to miss for the next two years.
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Old 05-31-2007, 05:45 PM   #25
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Congrats Fritz. Just because the little one's bald doesn't mean he's mine.
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Old 05-31-2007, 06:39 PM   #26
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for some of the older members who might remember ol' Fritz, there is now a Fritz 2.

F2 is pretty much the same as F1 but he gets to sleep in the middle of the day.

congrats, Fritz. hope you still get some free time to wargame.
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Old 05-31-2007, 07:29 PM   #27
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Congrats, Fritzy!
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Old 05-31-2007, 07:46 PM   #28
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I've always wanted to have a baby with Fritz.

Hey, give us more details. Last I've heard, you got shot at. Bring us up to date?
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Old 05-31-2007, 09:51 PM   #29
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Wow, the Fritz Factory is open for business. Welcome to world, Fritz 2!
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Old 05-31-2007, 09:59 PM   #30
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what better Fritz 2 or Fritz.

hint there is Fritz in name
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Old 06-01-2007, 10:41 AM   #31
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Congrats Fritz. Just because the little one's bald doesn't mean he's mine.

he has more hair than you

and less likely to become the republican version of Richard Simmons...
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Old 06-01-2007, 10:48 AM   #32
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I vaguely remember a Fritz.

Were you the black guy that humped a penguin?

No, I am the black former professional athlete who was indicted on running a penguin fighting ring and lost EVERYTHING only to find myself running a football simulation message board and playing guitar.

=====MUST CONTROL MY SKYDOG IDENTITY CRISIS CONDITION=======
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Old 06-01-2007, 10:53 AM   #33
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for some of the older members who might remember ol' Fritz, there is now a Fritz 2.

F2 is pretty much the same as F1 but he gets to sleep in the middle of the day.
Congratulations!
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Old 06-01-2007, 11:35 AM   #34
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Anyone else think of "all you zombies" by Mr. Mister when seeing this thread title?

Didn't think so.
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Old 06-01-2007, 11:40 AM   #35
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Anyone else think of "all you zombies" by Mr. Mister when seeing this thread title?

Didn't think so.

No, but it did remind me of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOVuT1xpI2M
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Old 06-01-2007, 11:40 AM   #36
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Happy new Year!!!
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Old 06-01-2007, 11:41 AM   #37
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And All You Zombies was The Hooters.

(band was from the Philly area, and later in their career they were going to play at my HS, but the show was canceled due to lack of interest)
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Old 06-01-2007, 04:13 PM   #38
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Congrats, Fritz and Fritzette!
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Old 06-01-2007, 04:26 PM   #39
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And All You Zombies was The Hooters.

(band was from the Philly area, and later in their career they were going to play at my HS, but the show was canceled due to lack of interest)

Blast! I am a stupid.
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Old 06-01-2007, 04:44 PM   #40
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Who win baby battle to the death: Fritz2 or Subby2?

Congrats.
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Old 06-01-2007, 04:47 PM   #41
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:09 PM   #42
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:39 PM   #43
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Who win baby battle to the death: Fritz2 or Subby2?

Please dear god no.
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