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Women Sharing
With a rising interest in women here, I like to use this thread as a "advice" or "tips" thread on women and things you like to share in your experiences. Any advice on learning positions? I think this is a good thread.
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"All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site. Last edited by mrsimperless : 06-06-2003 at 12:40 PM. |
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06-06-2003, 12:41 PM | #2 | |
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"All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site. |
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06-06-2003, 12:42 PM | #3 | |
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"All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site. Last edited by mrsimperless : 06-06-2003 at 01:32 PM. |
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06-06-2003, 12:44 PM | #4 | |
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"All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site. |
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06-06-2003, 12:46 PM | #5 | |
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"All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site. |
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06-06-2003, 12:58 PM | #6 |
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Today is your lucky day. I normally try to help you guys out when I can. Some of you thought my advice was crazy, and I can understand why. It is because you don't understand what the attitude is like. Today I was bored so I picked a cute chick (30 years old) I found on the net and chatted with her. She lives right here in my area and is a date anytime I need one. I did this just for you guys, so that you could learn from it. You always hear me preaching about being cocky and funny, well this is how you do it. I really hope some of you can pick up some things from this.
The first part of the chat was lost when I closed the chat window by mistake. You can still get a lot from this though. HornsManiac quote: HER: lol HER: stop it HER: so when are you taking me out ? horns: It would certainly help if I knew your name. HER: Duh HER: yours too horns: Since I am in charge you go first. HER: HerRealName horns: Thanks, HerRealName. Not for the name, but for finally realizing I am in charge. HER: lol HER: thats fine with me horns: What? Why the sudden submissive behavior? You were too easy to tame. HER: lol HER: tame....??? horns: Yeah, I was hoping you could challenge me more than that. So tell me more about yourself HerRealName. HER: OPh geez HER: like what?? HER: what do you want to know??? HER: better be good too horns: OPh??? I am not a chat pro like you are. What the heck is that? horns: What is your greatest fear? and why? HER: lol HER: it means Ohhh HER: greatest fear....hmmm... HER: loosing people close to me HER: why... because it takes FOREVER to begin to trust someone horns: So you are not talking about death, you are talking about love gone bad? horns: GRANDMA was slow too, but she was old. HER: lol HER: No just my friends horns: What? I don't share very well. Just wanted you to know that. HER: huh? HER: okay HER: we'll come back to your issues later horns: What? That went over my head. You and I are talking right now, aren't we? HER: sure HER: lo HER: l horns: So your greatest fear is love gone bad? HER: something like that HER: My best friend has been my best friend since kindergarden horns: So what makes you the happiest? the saddest? horns: Yeah, I know about lifelong friends. I have some of those too. When you grow up in a small town you get that sometimes. HER: ya HER: and the group I hung out with growing up HER: are all very close horns: What group was that? preps? stoners? kickers? jocks? HER: Oh I don't know HER: just hung out with fun people HER: not stoners... HER: not really jocks HER: and not really preps HER: most of my friends graduated before me though HER: we didn't all go to the same school horns: LOL I was/am younger than a lot of my friends too. HER: ya HER: well, that's a good thing horns: Yeah, I guess. So what makes you the happiest? the saddest? HER: Happy .... HER: that one's easy HER: pretty things HER: saddest....umm HER: worrying about too many things all at once horns: What is it you worry so much about, other than when you are going to get a date with me? HER: lol HER: ha ha HER: I don't worry about dating HER: my biggest fear dating is that my date won't compliment my appearance that particular day horns: I never give compliments, so you are out of luck there. HER: not verbal compliments horns: what kind then? horns: I don't give kisses either. HER: lol HER: what good are you then? horns: well........ I do other things VERY well. NO, so don't ask. HER: ?? HER: huh? HER: no so don't ask what? HER: I dont' have sex HER: how's that one for ya horns: Good, NOW, we can maybe become friends. It is about time I found a woman who did not only treat me as her sex slave. Finally, a woman realizes I have a heart and feelings to go along with everything else. HER: lol horns: So it is time for you to give me your email address, because I don't have unlimited time to chat here like some people do. HER: lol HER: really HER: I'm going home soon HER: so HER: I doubt it would be helpfull horns: where is home? is there not electricity there? HER: oh ha ha HER: youre Oh so funny horns: well, where is home? HER: Pfulgerville horns: the last time I was in Pflugerville (this morning) they had electricity and running wather there. They also had phone service too. So let's try the phone service. What is the seven magic digits? horns: running water HER: lol HER: fine the magic digits come at a price horns: What price? I may or not be willing to pay it. HER: your name... it would be nice to know who the hell is calling horns: Give me the number and then I will give you my name. HER: nope HER: doesn't work that way HER: name horns: What do you think I am going to do? The worst case scenario is I call and say I am "horns" and you would still know who I was. Give me the number so I can get out of here. HER: no HER: there are other people that answer my phone HER: and I need a name horns: fine then my name is Jake HER: Jake HER: now you're just making things up horns: You are right. It is Kyle. I swear it is Kyle. HER: uh huh HER: 555-5555 {real number hidden of course} horns: However, ti was funny telling you Jake. LOL horns: Is that the phone number that you answer? HER: actually I like Jake better HER: lol HER: yep HER: but not for another hour or so horns: Okay, so I need to know one more thing. horns: I am not one for playing games with women. I don't need to. So tell me on a scale of 1-10 what are the chances you will blow me off when/if I call you? HER: I gave you my # HER: what more do you want HER: I've chatted with you ALL fricking day HER: so you tell me HER: what do you think horns: I don't know, but I don't tolerate flaky women. Don't get offended I just have a price on myself and my time and I just wanted to make sure you and I were on the same page, that's all. HER: uh huh HER: we'll see HER: I'm going home now HER: so I'll hear from you in a hour or so? horns: We'll see what? horns: Nope, I am busy tonight and for the rest of this week. Maybe we can talk on Sunday. HER: I won't be here then HER: but that's alright HER: you take care horns: bye
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06-06-2003, 01:00 PM | #7 |
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I was expecting something else entirely when I clicked on this thread...
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06-06-2003, 01:04 PM | #8 |
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Draft Dodger keeps that little gem handy. (just in case)
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06-06-2003, 01:07 PM | #9 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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The first sentence doesn't make much sense, so I'm not sure what I expected.
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06-06-2003, 01:09 PM | #10 |
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horns: What is it you worry so much about, other than when you are going to get a date with me?
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06-06-2003, 01:11 PM | #11 |
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Just be cocky and funny. And don't leave home without your robe and wizard's hat.
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06-06-2003, 01:11 PM | #12 | |
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nah - just memorized it.
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06-06-2003, 01:11 PM | #13 | |
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06-06-2003, 01:23 PM | #14 |
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You can be cocky, you can be funny, but don't be both at the same time, because while it will get you laid, it will also get you banned from FOFC.
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06-06-2003, 01:30 PM | #15 | |
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06-06-2003, 01:31 PM | #16 |
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HAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!
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06-06-2003, 01:42 PM | #17 |
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Has anyone heard anything from HM in the past few weeks?
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06-06-2003, 01:45 PM | #18 |
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thanks DD, now a random forum member is going to get fired.
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS FORGET THE CURSE?
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06-06-2003, 01:55 PM | #19 |
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I thought it was going to be another threesome thread.
Either that or a wife-swapping offer.
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06-06-2003, 02:14 PM | #20 | |
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I was thinking the same thing! Damnit...now I wasted a minute reading it... And another one posting in it... All I wanted was some real women sharing...
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06-06-2003, 05:30 PM | #21 |
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Me to Kodos, me to
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06-06-2003, 05:43 PM | #22 |
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Is this some sort of trick thread where your name appears on one of the posts if you read it? I have no idea where that second quote came from and it doesn't sound like my writing at all. Where did it come from?
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06-06-2003, 06:00 PM | #23 |
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Man, that is flagrant false advertising!
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06-08-2003, 01:13 PM | #24 | ||
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From the "Poker Sharing" thread... Quote:
Sound familiar?
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06-08-2003, 01:40 PM | #25 |
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And I thought this thread was about bbor's wife....
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06-08-2003, 04:37 PM | #26 | |
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mrsimperless has skirted the ethical line attributing his edited quotes to the original author, thus implying to someone other than a keen observer that the quote actually came from that person. Others might be doing it as well, but all the examples that I know of were thanks to mrsimperless, who I note is also enjoy conducting threads by himself. Note the impressive quintuple-dola above. |
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