07-17-2007, 10:59 PM | #1 | ||
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My dog just ate 5 $100 bills
I'm about to go Mike Vick on his ass.
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07-17-2007, 11:02 PM | #2 |
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Don't worry, nature will take it's course
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07-17-2007, 11:03 PM | #3 |
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Saldana's dog ate $40 of mine once.
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07-17-2007, 11:05 PM | #4 |
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I ate a whole dollar bill before and 4 quarters came out when taking a dump.
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07-17-2007, 11:08 PM | #5 |
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07-17-2007, 11:30 PM | #6 |
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Have your dog crap in Macroguru's yard.
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07-17-2007, 11:44 PM | #7 |
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WTF? How can your dog even get to 5 $100 bills?
My boss came to work a few weeks ago with prescription sunglasses on. "Dude, where are your glasses?" "My new rot/german shepard puppy ate them." "What?" "Yeah, the little bitch ate the lenses. Ate the frames. Gone." "How do you know?" "You gotta check the poop, man." "You checked the poop?" "Yeah." "Holy shit!" "More like glassy shit." WTF? |
07-18-2007, 12:14 AM | #8 |
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07-18-2007, 12:27 AM | #9 |
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Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it. Pedro: What's Labrador? Man Stoner: It's dog shit. Pedro: What? Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Pedro: Yeah? Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know? Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man? Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it? [Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ] Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know? Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.
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07-18-2007, 01:09 AM | #10 |
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They've been recovered. The dog is still alive, a little shook up.
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07-18-2007, 02:09 AM | #11 |
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07-18-2007, 06:54 AM | #12 |
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I'm guessing...
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07-18-2007, 06:54 AM | #13 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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07-18-2007, 07:14 AM | #14 |
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well, that validates the theory that most 100's are in contact with blood, feces, or drugs, anyways.
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07-18-2007, 09:06 AM | #15 |
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what kind of pimp has 5 $100 bills kicking around? other than QuikSand and Cam Edwards, of course
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07-18-2007, 10:35 AM | #16 | |
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07-18-2007, 03:48 PM | #17 |
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What are the serial numbers on those bills?
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07-18-2007, 04:21 PM | #18 |
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07-18-2007, 06:45 PM | #19 |
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07-18-2007, 06:50 PM | #20 |
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07-18-2007, 06:55 PM | #21 |
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If the dog is worth less than $500 kill him and get your money back.
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07-18-2007, 07:14 PM | #22 | |
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Is a dog really ever worth more than $500?
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07-18-2007, 07:29 PM | #23 |
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At this point I'm afraid to find out what my upper limit would be to save my dog. It's definitely over $500 though.
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07-18-2007, 07:42 PM | #24 | |
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07-18-2007, 07:53 PM | #25 |
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I don't think sentimental value is considered legal tender
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07-18-2007, 08:49 PM | #26 |
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07-18-2007, 09:25 PM | #27 | |
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Even if you try to spin your insensitive comment like that, you're still completely wrong as $500 is actually very inexpensive for a dog from a breeder.
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07-18-2007, 09:36 PM | #28 |
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And wade knows all about dog breeding, doesn't he?
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07-18-2007, 09:41 PM | #29 | |
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Ok, I love dogs....I've had dogs all my life....Would I pay $500 for an operation to save a dog's life? Yes. I read the paper...I know that many purebreds go for thousands of dollars....but why? So people can show it off like a fucking status-symbol BMW? What does the dog do? I mean, are these people herding sheep or detecting drugs or bombs at airports? These dogs aren't worth this ridiculous prices. And people keep on paying $1500 for an English Bulldog that is so inbred it can't even stand up or breathe. Companionship? You can get a dog that will you love you just as much for basically nothing from the pound.
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07-18-2007, 11:11 PM | #30 |
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As to how much a dog is worth... It all depends. $500 to save his life and he'll be fine and run and play and live a long life? Ok. $500 to save his life so he can lie around for six months and then die? Nope. Save another one from the pound.
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07-19-2007, 09:48 AM | #31 |
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Wonder what the line is by just giving your story on FOFC and having it on CNN.
hxxp://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/07/19/nelson.mn.dog.eats.cash.kare
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07-19-2007, 09:51 AM | #32 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Yeah, I just saw that link. I hate those video stories so I didn't click on it. Pretty funny, though.
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07-19-2007, 12:14 PM | #33 |
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Just saw that on MSNBC.
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07-19-2007, 01:12 PM | #34 |
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This made the local news here on Channel 9 in the KC area this morning.
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07-20-2007, 07:23 AM | #35 | |
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07-20-2007, 02:15 PM | #36 | |
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