C'mon Fritz, one more for 5000

cartman · 06-10-2003, 02:49 PM

Feel free to "break on through" in this thread.

Marmel · 06-10-2003, 02:50 PM

Fritz has hit the 5,000 pound mark? My goodness, I knew it was only a matter of time, but this soon. So sad.

Fritz · 06-10-2003, 02:55 PM

butter soaked deep fried twinkies are so addcitive. I put them in the blender with some cream (full, non of that sissy-assed half n half), sugar, and lard. They make a great "Power Drink" for those days when you have to get out of bed under your own power.

Marmel · 06-10-2003, 02:56 PM

Has your wife learned to operate that crane that helps move you from room to room in your house? How much can that sucker hold anyway?

Fritz · 06-10-2003, 02:59 PM

Marm, the current battery of wife jokes will have to end - she moved out a month ago. You will have to move on to new ones, but I think you will find the material easy enough to come by.

Ksyrup · 06-10-2003, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by Marmel
How much can that sucker hold anyway?

Are you talking about his wife or the crane?

cartman · 06-10-2003, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by Fritz
Marm, the current battery of wife jokes will have to end - she moved out a month ago. You will have to move on to new ones, but I think you will find the material easy enough to come by.

Your wife gave her batteries female names? And usually when those D cells (or lantern, I don't know) die, we call that "throwing them away" and not "moved out".

tucker342 · 06-10-2003, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by Ksyrup
Are you talking about his wife or the crane?

HAHAHAHA

06-10-2003, 02:50 PM	#2
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Fritz has hit the 5,000 pound mark? My goodness, I knew it was only a matter of time, but this soon. So sad. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

06-10-2003, 02:55 PM	#3
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	butter soaked deep fried twinkies are so addcitive. I put them in the blender with some cream (full, non of that sissy-assed half n half), sugar, and lard. They make a great "Power Drink" for those days when you have to get out of bed under your own power. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

06-10-2003, 02:56 PM	#4
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Has your wife learned to operate that crane that helps move you from room to room in your house? How much can that sucker hold anyway? __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

06-10-2003, 02:59 PM	#5
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Marm, the current battery of wife jokes will have to end - she moved out a month ago. You will have to move on to new ones, but I think you will find the material easy enough to come by. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

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