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Old 09-27-2007, 04:52 AM   #1
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A new game turned into movie so bad, that not even Uwe Boll would touch it.

http://foywonder.livejournal.com/98676.html

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Old 09-27-2007, 06:35 AM   #2
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I'll wait until they make a movie out of that game where the yeti swats the penguins.
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Old 09-27-2007, 12:49 PM   #3
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Uwe Boll doesn't have time such juvenile dalliances...he's already got enough on his plate at the moment:

Alone In The Dark II
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That they are making Alone In The Dark II boggles my mind....After the abomination that was the first one (it had Tara Reid playing a paleontologist or something laughable like that), the second has nowhere to go but up I guess...Right? Right!?!?
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:13 PM   #4
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I was certain this was gonna be about Maximum Football, but I'm now relieved that Uwe Boll will still have a chance to give us his vision of that classic.
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:26 PM   #5
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Uwe Boll doesn't have time such juvenile dalliances...he's already got enough on his plate at the moment:

Alone In The Dark II
Tunnel Rats
FarCry


That they are making Alone In The Dark II boggles my mind....After the abomination that was the first one (it had Tara Reid playing a paleontologist or something laughable like that), the second has nowhere to go but up I guess...Right? Right!?!?

They made a sequel to Bloodrayne as well. I just want to know who keeps giving him money. They closed the tax loophole right?
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:37 PM   #6
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They made a sequel to Bloodrayne as well. I just want to know who keeps giving him money. They closed the tax loophole right?

From a strictly business standpoint, his movies are pretty cheap ($20-25 million budget) and with the combination of domestic/worldwide box office, DVD rentals/purchases, TV rights, they certainly more than make back their money.
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:13 AM   #7
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I'm embarrassed to admit that I kinda sorta want to see that...
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:48 AM   #8
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I keep waiting for "In the Name of the King" to come out. That looks like a monument in bad filmmaking.
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:15 AM   #9
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From a strictly business standpoint, his movies are pretty cheap ($20-25 million budget) and with the combination of domestic/worldwide box office, DVD rentals/purchases, TV rights, they certainly more than make back their money.

I find this basically impossible to believe, and previously when i actually sought out the data for box office income etc, I couldn't find anything remotely close to a success.
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