What would you miss most?

thealmighty · 06-16-2003, 12:02 AM

If you were thrown back to caveman times, what would you miss the most?

Me, I think I would miss toilet paper. I mean, I wouldn't be looking forward to wiping my ass with a rock, would you?

JeeberD · 06-16-2003, 12:08 AM

I would miss cookie dough ice cream...

Chief Rum · 06-16-2003, 12:16 AM

I would miss polysyllabic words.

CR

Mantle2600 · 06-16-2003, 12:20 AM

I would miss porn.

JAG · 06-16-2003, 05:04 AM

Good question.

First thing that popped into my head was I'd miss going out to eat. Having to hunt and kill your food every day seems tedious and possibly dangerous considering what else was lurking out there.

JAG

Schmidty · 06-16-2003, 05:24 AM

Prilosec. Without a doubt.

Axxon · 06-16-2003, 07:18 AM

air conditioning

condors · 06-16-2003, 07:23 AM

my home!

Blade · 06-16-2003, 07:31 AM

My computer...the wonderful bringer of games and porn...how could I live without it?!?

cuervo72 · 06-16-2003, 09:48 AM

contact lenses.

jcclark02 · 06-16-2003, 10:00 AM

I'd miss books the most.

Samdari · 06-16-2003, 10:14 AM

A mate with shaved armpits.

jcclark02 · 06-16-2003, 10:35 AM

Ahh...

Licking hairy pits....

Fritz · 06-16-2003, 10:58 AM

I would miss women's lib!

Marc Vaughan · 06-16-2003, 11:10 AM

Contact Lenses - closely followed by the absence of large wild animals who view me as food ....

Frozenrope · 06-16-2003, 05:17 PM

INDOOR PLUMBING!! Just thinking about crap and urine rampant with no sewage system and indoor plumbing...

Yuck.

Anrhydeddu · 06-16-2003, 05:29 PM

Knowing the diet, Prilosec without a doubt (good call Schmidty)

Buzzbee · 06-16-2003, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samdari
A primate with shaved armpits.

You've been Fritzed.

kcchief19 · 06-16-2003, 05:58 PM

Everything ever developed by technololgy.

Franklinnoble · 06-16-2003, 06:12 PM

I dunno... being a caveman would be kinda like camping. All the time.

Sure, you have drawbacks like no running water and having to wipe your ass with pinecones, but if you live in a nice spot near a river or something with lots of tasty, unsuspecting furry animals running about, I don't think it'd be so bad.

tucker342 · 06-16-2003, 07:09 PM

I would miss indoor plumbing, and my computer the most... and especially non hairy women...

thealmighty · 06-16-2003, 11:03 PM

Hairy women would help keep me warm...the more the better. Women, that is, not hair.

mckerney · 06-16-2003, 11:09 PM

Music. An assortment of grunts and pounding on things just can't compete with my mp3 collection.

Though, without the RIAA pirating music would be totally legal! And pot too! Of course, I'm sure some bastards would come out and try to make it illegal, but it wouldn't be illegal if we were to just kill them with out primative tools of destruction.

Draft Dodger · 06-16-2003, 11:10 PM

I guess I'd miss all of you.

ok. nope, that ain't it.

Airhog · 06-16-2003, 11:48 PM

Viagra. I may be young, but my noodle is as limp as they come. Its no wonder my gf has to pose nude online...

wbonnell · 06-17-2003, 12:34 AM

Books!

bbor · 06-17-2003, 11:39 AM

Prozac

cuervo72 · 06-17-2003, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bbor
Prozach

Would that be for you, or for Mrs. bbor?

Marmel · 06-17-2003, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
I would miss women's lib!

Myself, I would miss MAD LIBS. Those things are so much fun!

bbor · 06-17-2003, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cuervo72
Would that be for you, or for Mrs. bbor?

For her i'd miss Roofies.....i like it when she's unconcious

cuervo72 · 06-17-2003, 11:55 AM

bbor · 06-17-2003, 11:56 AM

DOLA!!

I think she'd miss Marmel though

BTW what is Prilosec?

06-16-2003, 12:08 AM	#2
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I would miss cookie dough ice cream... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-16-2003, 12:16 AM	#3
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	I would miss polysyllabic words. CR __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

06-16-2003, 12:20 AM	#4
Mantle2600 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Dawg Pound	I would miss porn. __________________ Member of the Underground Browns. Cavs. Tribe. Buckeyes. Period.

06-16-2003, 05:24 AM	#6
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Prilosec. Without a doubt. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

06-16-2003, 07:18 AM	#7
Axxon Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Phoenix, AZ	air conditioning __________________ There are no houris, alas, in our heaven.

06-16-2003, 05:04 AM	#5
JAG Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: St. Paul, MN	Good question. First thing that popped into my head was I'd miss going out to eat. Having to hunt and kill your food every day seems tedious and possibly dangerous considering what else was lurking out there. JAG

06-16-2003, 07:23 AM	#8
condors College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	my home!

06-16-2003, 07:31 AM	#9
Blade College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Edmonton, Alberta	My computer...the wonderful bringer of games and porn...how could I live without it?!? __________________ Just trying to get by unnoticed... Loyal fan of the Edmonton Oilers and Philadelphia Eagles.

06-16-2003, 09:48 AM	#10
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	contact lenses. __________________ null

06-16-2003, 10:00 AM	#11
jcclark02 n00b Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Huntsville, Alabama, USA	I'd miss books the most. __________________ --James

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Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	A mate with shaved armpits. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

06-16-2003, 10:35 AM	#13
jcclark02 n00b Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Huntsville, Alabama, USA	Ahh... Licking hairy pits.... __________________ --James

06-16-2003, 10:58 AM	#14
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	I would miss women's lib! __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

06-16-2003, 11:10 AM	#15
Marc Vaughan SI Games Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Melbourne, FL	Contact Lenses - closely followed by the absence of large wild animals who view me as food ....

06-16-2003, 05:17 PM	#16
Frozenrope Mascot Join Date: Feb 2003	INDOOR PLUMBING!! Just thinking about crap and urine rampant with no sewage system and indoor plumbing... Yuck. __________________ It's not my show, but I'm on that show - Dick Juaron

06-16-2003, 05:29 PM	#17
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	Knowing the diet, Prilosec without a doubt (good call Schmidty)

06-16-2003, 05:58 PM	#19
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	Everything ever developed by technololgy.

06-16-2003, 06:12 PM	#20
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I dunno... being a caveman would be kinda like camping. All the time. Sure, you have drawbacks like no running water and having to wipe your ass with pinecones, but if you live in a nice spot near a river or something with lots of tasty, unsuspecting furry animals running about, I don't think it'd be so bad.

06-16-2003, 07:09 PM	#21
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	I would miss indoor plumbing, and my computer the most... and especially non hairy women...

06-16-2003, 11:03 PM	#22
thealmighty Pro Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: heaven	Hairy women would help keep me warm...the more the better. Women, that is, not hair. __________________ Check out The Unofficial FOFC Movie Guide Here

06-16-2003, 11:09 PM	#23
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Music. An assortment of grunts and pounding on things just can't compete with my mp3 collection. Though, without the RIAA pirating music would be totally legal! And pot too! Of course, I'm sure some bastards would come out and try to make it illegal, but it wouldn't be illegal if we were to just kill them with out primative tools of destruction.

06-16-2003, 11:10 PM	#24
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I guess I'd miss all of you. ok. nope, that ain't it. __________________ Mile High Hockey

06-16-2003, 11:48 PM	#25
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Viagra. I may be young, but my noodle is as limp as they come. Its no wonder my gf has to pose nude online... __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

06-17-2003, 12:34 AM	#26
wbonnell College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Round Rock TX	Books!

06-17-2003, 11:39 AM	#27
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Prozac __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. Last edited by bbor : 06-17-2003 at 11:54 AM.

06-17-2003, 11:55 AM	#31
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Ha! __________________ null

06-17-2003, 11:56 AM	#32
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	DOLA!! I think she'd miss Marmel though BTW what is Prilosec? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

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