I'll be in the Port-A-Potty

Cringer · 11-10-2007, 09:55 PM

My only bathroom sitting here on a dirt lot full of trailers and a couple of empty trucks. If I am not back in 15-20 minutes someone call the Houston Fire Department and tell them to come pull me out.

Thanks.

Cringer · 11-10-2007, 10:13 PM

I'm out. Think I heard a gun shot though. I am going to put up my curtains and not get out until the morning now.

Tasan · 11-10-2007, 10:23 PM

Where in H-town are ya?

Cringer · 11-10-2007, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tasan

Where in H-town are ya?

Off of US 59, a mile or 2 above 610 on the north side of town.

Raiders Army · 11-10-2007, 10:38 PM

Dude, why don't you piss on your front tire? That's what we do out on field training exercises.

Tasan · 11-10-2007, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Off of US 59, a mile or 2 above 610 on the north side of town.

You are about 25 minutes away from me. I'll wave in your general direction.

There done ;- )

Enjoy your stay in Houston, and watch out for the gunfire over that way, its not the safest part of town.

Cringer · 11-10-2007, 10:43 PM

Sometimes a guy has to do more then piss my friend. Are you taking a dump on your front tires as well? I can piss in a bottle if I have to, pissing is not a problem. Hell, I have about 10 20oz. bottles and an empty gallon water jug for pissing if I can't do it outside the truck. Taking a dump is one of the bigger problems with my job.

Cringer · 11-10-2007, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Tasan

You are about 25 minutes away from me. I'll wave in your general direction.

There done ;- )

Enjoy your stay in Houston, and watch out for the gunfire over that way, its not the safest part of town.

No it's not, but I have stayed here many times (it's my company's drop yard) and nobody comes in here, so I feel semi-ok here. Better then staying on the side of a road in a bad part of a city that's for sure.

Raiders Army · 11-11-2007, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Sometimes a guy has to do more then piss my friend. Are you taking a dump on your front tires as well? I can piss in a bottle if I have to, pissing is not a problem. Hell, I have about 10 20oz. bottles and an empty gallon water jug for pissing if I can't do it outside the truck. Taking a dump is one of the bigger problems with my job.

It's too hard to balance while you're taking a dump on your front tire.

Ugh, I can imagine the difficulties of finding a clean restroom.

Cringer · 11-11-2007, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

It's too hard to balance while you're taking a dump on your front tire.

Ugh, I can imagine the difficulties of finding a clean restroom.

Yeah. A good day is walking into a restroom right after it has been cleaned. Still may not be that clean but at least the toilets have been wiped down.

And a man should never be without his baby wipes.

CU Tiger · 11-11-2007, 11:16 AM

One nice trick from when I was an OTR driver.
Pull inot or near a hotel and walk through the door, just act like you belong, they cant possibly remember every guest, especially at the bigger ones.

And they ALWAYS have a restroom near the front entrance, and usually have a fresh stack of papers near by...

It was only a once every few week thing but sometimes its noice to have a clean place to crap.

Of course if its before 10 the breakfast bufffet can be tempting as well....

Raiders Army · 11-11-2007, 11:19 AM

I gotta tell you that anyone who uses public restrooms on a regular basis has to have quads of steel. I can normally hover for about a minute before my quads give out.

The problem with hovering is that it's a greater distance for your crap to plop and thus the backsplash will be higher as well, possibly hitting you in the anus.

JeeberD · 11-11-2007, 11:20 AM

Have you SEEN Cringer? Trust me, they would remember him if he belonged there...

Raiders Army · 11-11-2007, 11:20 AM

Oh, and I've perfected the drop some poo and bounce your ass in the air, avoiding the backsplash.

StarBuck · 11-11-2007, 11:21 AM

Ugh..port-o-pottys, or as Renn Faire geeks affectionately call "port `o privvies". I always come out of there a whiter shade of pale.

11-10-2007, 10:13 PM	#2
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	I'm out. Think I heard a gun shot though. I am going to put up my curtains and not get out until the morning now. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

11-10-2007, 10:23 PM	#3
Tasan College Starter Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houston, or there about	Where in H-town are ya? __________________ 2011 Golden Scribes winner for best Interactive Dynasty

11-10-2007, 10:43 PM	#7
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Sometimes a guy has to do more then piss my friend. Are you taking a dump on your front tires as well? I can piss in a bottle if I have to, pissing is not a problem. Hell, I have about 10 20oz. bottles and an empty gallon water jug for pissing if I can't do it outside the truck. Taking a dump is one of the bigger problems with my job. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

11-11-2007, 11:20 AM	#13
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Have you SEEN Cringer? Trust me, they would remember him if he belonged there... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

11-11-2007, 11:21 AM	#15
StarBuck H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Outer Planets	Ugh..port-o-pottys, or as Renn Faire geeks affectionately call "port `o privvies". I always come out of there a whiter shade of pale. __________________ I'm in ur raiders, flying ur ships ~Save a Bat~ http://www.batworld.org

11-10-2007, 10:38 PM	#5
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Dude, why don't you piss on your front tire? That's what we do out on field training exercises.

11-11-2007, 11:16 AM	#11
CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	One nice trick from when I was an OTR driver. Pull inot or near a hotel and walk through the door, just act like you belong, they cant possibly remember every guest, especially at the bigger ones. And they ALWAYS have a restroom near the front entrance, and usually have a fresh stack of papers near by... It was only a once every few week thing but sometimes its noice to have a clean place to crap. Of course if its before 10 the breakfast bufffet can be tempting as well....

11-11-2007, 11:19 AM	#12
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I gotta tell you that anyone who uses public restrooms on a regular basis has to have quads of steel. I can normally hover for about a minute before my quads give out. The problem with hovering is that it's a greater distance for your crap to plop and thus the backsplash will be higher as well, possibly hitting you in the anus.

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