11-10-2007, 09:55 PM | #1 | ||
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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I'll be in the Port-A-Potty
My only bathroom sitting here on a dirt lot full of trailers and a couple of empty trucks. If I am not back in 15-20 minutes someone call the Houston Fire Department and tell them to come pull me out.
Thanks.
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11-10-2007, 10:13 PM | #2 |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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I'm out. Think I heard a gun shot though. I am going to put up my curtains and not get out until the morning now.
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11-10-2007, 10:23 PM | #3 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Houston, or there about
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Where in H-town are ya?
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11-10-2007, 10:36 PM | #4 |
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Location: Edinburg,TX
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Off of US 59, a mile or 2 above 610 on the north side of town.
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11-10-2007, 10:38 PM | #5 |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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Dude, why don't you piss on your front tire? That's what we do out on field training exercises.
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11-10-2007, 10:42 PM | #6 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Houston, or there about
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You are about 25 minutes away from me. I'll wave in your general direction. There done ;- ) Enjoy your stay in Houston, and watch out for the gunfire over that way, its not the safest part of town.
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11-10-2007, 10:43 PM | #7 |
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Sometimes a guy has to do more then piss my friend. Are you taking a dump on your front tires as well? I can piss in a bottle if I have to, pissing is not a problem. Hell, I have about 10 20oz. bottles and an empty gallon water jug for pissing if I can't do it outside the truck. Taking a dump is one of the bigger problems with my job.
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11-10-2007, 10:45 PM | #8 | |
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No it's not, but I have stayed here many times (it's my company's drop yard) and nobody comes in here, so I feel semi-ok here. Better then staying on the side of a road in a bad part of a city that's for sure.
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11-11-2007, 06:53 AM | #9 | |
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Location: The Black Hole
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It's too hard to balance while you're taking a dump on your front tire. Ugh, I can imagine the difficulties of finding a clean restroom. |
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11-11-2007, 09:37 AM | #10 | |
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Yeah. A good day is walking into a restroom right after it has been cleaned. Still may not be that clean but at least the toilets have been wiped down. And a man should never be without his baby wipes.
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11-11-2007, 11:16 AM | #11 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
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One nice trick from when I was an OTR driver.
Pull inot or near a hotel and walk through the door, just act like you belong, they cant possibly remember every guest, especially at the bigger ones. And they ALWAYS have a restroom near the front entrance, and usually have a fresh stack of papers near by... It was only a once every few week thing but sometimes its noice to have a clean place to crap. Of course if its before 10 the breakfast bufffet can be tempting as well.... |
11-11-2007, 11:19 AM | #12 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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I gotta tell you that anyone who uses public restrooms on a regular basis has to have quads of steel. I can normally hover for about a minute before my quads give out.
The problem with hovering is that it's a greater distance for your crap to plop and thus the backsplash will be higher as well, possibly hitting you in the anus. |
11-11-2007, 11:20 AM | #13 |
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Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Have you SEEN Cringer? Trust me, they would remember him if he belonged there...
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11-11-2007, 11:20 AM | #14 |
Coordinator
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Location: The Black Hole
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Oh, and I've perfected the drop some poo and bounce your ass in the air, avoiding the backsplash.
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11-11-2007, 11:21 AM | #15 |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Outer Planets
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Ugh..port-o-pottys, or as Renn Faire geeks affectionately call "port `o privvies". I always come out of there a whiter shade of pale.
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