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Old 11-21-2007, 10:23 PM   #1
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Yuck

I'm sitting here at work and the guy behind me points out that I have a dot of blood on the back of my shirt. I went and checked it out, and sure enough, there's a decent sized dot of blood there. I took of my shirt in the change rooms here and checked my back, and turns out the blood is not mine.

Now I gotta sit here for 2 hours with someone elses blood on my shirt.
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:25 PM   #2
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AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:29 PM   #3
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OH NOEZ IVE CAUGHT TEH AIDS!
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:29 PM   #4
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Nice to know that your back got raped.
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:36 PM   #5
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A good raincoat and a drop cloth are decent remedies for splatter. Also, if you thrust rather than slash, you get better results. Punctures rarely spray.
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:36 PM   #6
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dola...

It occurs to me that I may have misread the intent behind the original post. Please disregard the above comment.
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Old 11-21-2007, 11:13 PM   #7
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Drake, man, ya gotta hold yer cards closer to yer vest... someones gonna get wise, you ain't careful!
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Old 11-21-2007, 11:35 PM   #8
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A good raincoat and a drop cloth are decent remedies for splatter. Also, if you thrust rather than slash, you get better results. Punctures rarely spray.

You tell me all this now...
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Old 11-21-2007, 11:45 PM   #9
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I wouldn't worry too much. So it's a little blood. What's the big deal? I mean, it's only one drop on your shirt. It's probably something completely innocent like someone sneezing after picking pretty hard. Besides, the other few drops likely went someplace you'd never notice, like in your hair.
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Old 11-22-2007, 12:34 AM   #10
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Does it taste like blood? Ask a vampire.
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Old 11-22-2007, 02:41 AM   #11
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AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

I think you exceeded the exclamation limit for one post, into the box with you!!!
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Old 11-22-2007, 02:54 AM   #12
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omg check it out man.. its period blood! go get bill!
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Old 11-22-2007, 10:25 AM   #13
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I hope you're wearing a condom.
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Old 11-22-2007, 10:29 AM   #14
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I shoulda stayed away from this thread.
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Old 11-22-2007, 10:58 AM   #15
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Were you giving piggy-back rides to any women between the ages of 12 and 65?
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:07 PM   #16
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Were you giving piggy-back rides to any women between the ages of 12 and 65?

As a matter of fact, yes. None of them were wearing panties, FWIW.
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:13 PM   #17
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As a matter of fact, yes. None of them were wearing panties, FWIW.

On those 'heavy' days it probably wouldn't matter anyways.
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:19 PM   #18
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omg check it out man.. its period blood! go get bill!

hahaha. It looks like a bus full of people, or a division sign.
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:19 PM   #19
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That's the second time today I've read a reference to somebody having a drop of blood mysteriously appear on their back.

The first was an article about a new trend overseas where gangs will use the blood drop as a way to "mark" a target for later in the day. One gang member puts the mark on, and anyone else who sees it knows that to do.

What a weird coincidence.
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:19 PM   #20
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On those 'heavy' days it probably wouldn't matter anyways.

And eww.
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:22 PM   #21
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That's the second time today I've read a reference to somebody having a drop of blood mysteriously appear on their back.

The first was an article about a new trend overseas where gangs will use the blood drop as a way to "mark" a target for later in the day. One gang member puts the mark on, and anyone else who sees it knows that to do.

What a weird coincidence.

Well, that would explain the 3 Columbian guys who jumped me last night.
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:25 PM   #22
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The blood drop usually happens about three hours before they flash their headlights at you.
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