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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Yuck
I'm sitting here at work and the guy behind me points out that I have a dot of blood on the back of my shirt. I went and checked it out, and sure enough, there's a decent sized dot of blood there. I took of my shirt in the change rooms here and checked my back, and turns out the blood is not mine.
Now I gotta sit here for 2 hours with someone elses blood on my shirt.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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OH NOEZ IVE CAUGHT TEH AIDS!
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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Nice to know that your back got raped.
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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A good raincoat and a drop cloth are decent remedies for splatter. Also, if you thrust rather than slash, you get better results. Punctures rarely spray.
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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dola...
It occurs to me that I may have misread the intent behind the original post. Please disregard the above comment. |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Drake, man, ya gotta hold yer cards closer to yer vest... someones gonna get wise, you ain't careful!
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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You tell me all this now... ![]()
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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I wouldn't worry too much. So it's a little blood. What's the big deal? I mean, it's only one drop on your shirt. It's probably something completely innocent like someone sneezing after picking pretty hard. Besides, the other few drops likely went someplace you'd never notice, like in your hair.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Oakland, CA
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Does it taste like blood? Ask a vampire.
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, Mo
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omg check it out man.. its period blood! go get bill!
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Dec 2003
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I hope you're wearing a condom.
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Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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I shoulda stayed away from this thread.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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Were you giving piggy-back rides to any women between the ages of 12 and 65?
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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As a matter of fact, yes. None of them were wearing panties, FWIW.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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On those 'heavy' days it probably wouldn't matter anyways.
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"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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That's the second time today I've read a reference to somebody having a drop of blood mysteriously appear on their back.
The first was an article about a new trend overseas where gangs will use the blood drop as a way to "mark" a target for later in the day. One gang member puts the mark on, and anyone else who sees it knows that to do. What a weird coincidence.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Well, that would explain the 3 Columbian guys who jumped me last night.
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assmaster
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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The blood drop usually happens about three hours before they flash their headlights at you.
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