The Question Thread

rkmsuf · 11-26-2007, 02:01 PM

For anything you always wanted to know.

Q: When you watch Austin Powers on cable, why do they replace the word "horny" with "randy"? I mean horny isn't any worse than say "ass" is it?

stevew · 11-26-2007, 02:03 PM

Is this city like a great big chicken waiting to be plucked?

korme · 11-26-2007, 02:03 PM

Great question rkmsuf, I have no answer for you.

stevew · 11-26-2007, 02:04 PM

You see what happens Larry when you find a stranger in the alps?!?!

rkmsuf · 11-26-2007, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Great question rkmsuf, I have no answer for you.

the question thread could be way more entertaining with a few answers thrown in there every so often.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-26-2007, 02:06 PM

I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT "FACT THE BOARD" WAS FOR

MikeVic · 11-26-2007, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT "FACT THE BOARD" WAS FOR

I'LL FACT YOU!

Cringer · 11-26-2007, 02:15 PM

Who else just had a turkey sandwich? And was it as tasty as mine?

path12 · 11-26-2007, 02:19 PM

And now we know why Cringer's belly is full.

rkmsuf · 11-26-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Who else just had a turkey sandwich? And was it as tasty as mine?

How long is "just"?

twothree · 11-26-2007, 02:20 PM

Q: Why did Izulde need three words?

MikeVic · 11-26-2007, 02:22 PM

Is Scrubs the greatest medical show on TV? Yes.

Cringer · 11-26-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

And now we know why Cringer's belly is full.

Indeed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

How long is "just"?

I had mine 10 minutes ago. I will allow for a window of 3-4 hours though.

rkmsuf · 11-26-2007, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Is Scrubs the greatest medical show on TV? Yes.

Q: Would Canadians be the only people to anwser their own question?

Critch · 11-26-2007, 02:23 PM

Can you smell onions?

rkmsuf · 11-26-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Critch

Can you smell onions?

A: yes

twothree · 11-26-2007, 02:26 PM

Q: Do all nontrivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

st.cronin · 11-26-2007, 02:29 PM

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Cringer · 11-26-2007, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by twothree

Q: Do all nontrivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

It depends.

rkmsuf · 11-26-2007, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by twothree

Q: Do all nontrivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

A: Of course. Except for when the time and space equilibrium hiccups, causing tearing in the upper lobal crust. Also, during the 80's when Pee Wee's Playhouse was on for unknown reasons the notrivial zeros became 1's causing random long lasting erections throughout the male population of North America.

rkmsuf · 11-26-2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Why does it hurt when I pee?

A: Burning lust.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 11-26-2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

A: Burning lust.

Burning something.

kurtism · 11-26-2007, 03:00 PM

Renee Montoya

path12 · 11-26-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Oh God, you probably got the gono-ka-ka-kakas.

Lorena · 11-26-2007, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Why does it hurt when I pee?

u need to untie it before you go silly.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-26-2007, 03:23 PM

Am I the only person here who's written FOFC fan fiction featuring Farrah, Dodgerchick, and Mrs. Draft Dodger?

Seriously, am I the only one?

MikeVic · 11-26-2007, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Am I the only person here who's written FOFC fan fiction featuring Farrah, Dodgerchick, and Mrs. Draft Dodger?

Seriously, am I the only one?

Post plz.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-26-2007, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Post plz.

Sorry, I sold the rights to SirFozzie.

Drake · 11-26-2007, 03:29 PM

No, Pumpy. You're not.l

Pumpy Tudors · 11-26-2007, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake

No, Pumpy. You're not.l

Whoops, I forgot to mention that MattJones4Heisman makes a couple of appearances in the fan fiction, too. Soooo, does he show up in yours, too?

Drake · 11-26-2007, 03:40 PM

No. But you do. In tiger striped pajamas and holding a bottle of claret.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-26-2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake

No. But you do. In tiger striped pajamas and holding a bottle of claret.

Hmm. That reminds me of this one time back in fifth grade when I was hiding behind a bench with two girls, one named Nicole and the other with the last name "Hooter." I don't remember the Hooter girl's first name for some reason.

I almost got in trouble the next morning when everyone else in the class told the teacher about it, but I turned on the charm and made her think that they were lying about me. Nicole and the Hooter girl didn't say SHIT.

MikeVic · 11-26-2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Hmm. That reminds me of this one time back in fifth grade when I was hiding behind a bench with two girls, one named Nicole and the other with the last name "Hooter." I don't remember the Hooter girl's first name for some reason.

I almost got in trouble the next morning when everyone else in the class told the teacher about it, but I turned on the charm and made her think that they were lying about me. Nicole and the Hooter girl didn't say SHIT.

Did they say crap instead?

MikeVic · 11-26-2007, 03:51 PM

And why were you hiding?

korme · 11-26-2007, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Is Scrubs the greatest medical show on TV? Yes.

Also best replay value of all-time

lighthousekeeper · 11-26-2007, 04:29 PM

Did Pumpy peak in the 5th grade?

korme · 11-26-2007, 04:32 PM

Why does every turtle puss out when something gets near it and hide like a little bitch?

MikeVic · 11-26-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Also best replay value of all-time

I agree. This show has gone up there with Seinfeld, Simpsons, and Futurama as the only shows I have to see what episode it is before changing the channel. And only with Seinfeld or Scrubs do I watch at least a few minutes of the episode before ever changing it away (but that's more for Seinfeld, as I still haven't seen every Scrubs episode a million times).

Pumpy Tudors · 11-26-2007, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Did they say crap instead?

No, they actually said, "Can I get your phone number?" Unfortunately, they said it to each other.

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

And why were you hiding?

I didn't want the teacher to see.

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Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

Did Pumpy peak in the 5th grade?

Yes, at least until I meet a certain somebody from FOFC.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-26-2007, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Also best replay value of all-time

Disagree. That honor goes to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

MikeVic · 11-26-2007, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Disagree. That honor goes to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

Hmm, this show is up there too.

st.cronin · 11-26-2007, 05:18 PM

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?

korme · 11-26-2007, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

q: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?

a: I'ma get get get get you drunk

Lorena · 11-26-2007, 05:37 PM

Ever feel so pissed off you wanna bang someone's head into the ground?

Cringer · 11-26-2007, 05:48 PM

Ever feel so pissed off you did bang someone's head into the ground?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 11-26-2007, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Ever feel so pissed off you wanna bang someone's head into the ground?

I'm more of a thrower. I chuck things like scissors and heels. You know, pointy things.

Desmond · 11-26-2007, 05:53 PM

Ever piss on someone you just banged into the ground?

Cringer · 11-26-2007, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I'm more of a thrower. I chuck things like scissors and heels. You know, pointy things.

Nipples?

st.cronin · 11-26-2007, 05:57 PM

Where have you been?

Lorena · 11-26-2007, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Desmond

Ever piss on someone you just banged into the ground?

That would be a hell of a stream... kinda like a firehose?

11-26-2007, 02:06 PM	#6
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT "FACT THE BOARD" WAS FOR __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-26-2007, 02:15 PM	#8
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Who else just had a turkey sandwich? And was it as tasty as mine? __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

11-26-2007, 02:19 PM	#9
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	And now we know why Cringer's belly is full. __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

11-26-2007, 02:29 PM	#18
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Why does it hurt when I pee? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

11-26-2007, 03:23 PM	#26
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Am I the only person here who's written FOFC fan fiction featuring Farrah, Dodgerchick, and Mrs. Draft Dodger? Seriously, am I the only one? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-26-2007, 02:03 PM	#2
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Is this city like a great big chicken waiting to be plucked?

11-26-2007, 02:03 PM	#3
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Great question rkmsuf, I have no answer for you.

11-26-2007, 02:04 PM	#4
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	You see what happens Larry when you find a stranger in the alps?!?!

11-26-2007, 02:20 PM	#11
twothree College Prospect Join Date: May 2005	Q: Why did Izulde need three words?

11-26-2007, 02:22 PM	#12
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Is Scrubs the greatest medical show on TV? Yes.

11-26-2007, 02:23 PM	#15
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	Can you smell onions?

11-26-2007, 02:26 PM	#17
twothree College Prospect Join Date: May 2005	Q: Do all nontrivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

11-26-2007, 03:00 PM	#23
kurtism High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Noblesville	Renee Montoya

11-26-2007, 03:29 PM	#29
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	No, Pumpy. You're not.l

11-26-2007, 03:40 PM	#31
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	No. But you do. In tiger striped pajamas and holding a bottle of claret. Last edited by Drake : 11-26-2007 at 03:40 PM.

11-26-2007, 03:51 PM	#34
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	And why were you hiding?

11-26-2007, 04:29 PM	#36
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Did Pumpy peak in the 5th grade? __________________ ...

11-26-2007, 04:32 PM	#37
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Why does every turtle puss out when something gets near it and hide like a little bitch?

11-26-2007, 05:18 PM	#42
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

11-26-2007, 05:37 PM	#44
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Ever feel so pissed off you wanna bang someone's head into the ground?

11-26-2007, 05:48 PM	#45
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Ever feel so pissed off you did bang someone's head into the ground? __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

11-26-2007, 05:53 PM	#47
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Ever piss on someone you just banged into the ground?

11-26-2007, 05:57 PM	#49
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Where have you been? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

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