One way to get sent directly to Hell

[Drake]

Translate the Bible into Lolcat.

hxxp://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

[lighthousekeeper]

if only my sunday school had taught this version...i still might be a christian


best part: 'Oh hai'

[ISiddiqui]

Oh yeah, I was reading this a month or so ago... it's freaking hilarious!

[Klinglerware]

If "Ceiling Cat" is presumably God, what does that make GroundCat?



Could it be… SATAN?

[Passacaglia]

Sounds like someone thinks that lolcat thing is a lot funnier than it really is.

[Karlifornia]

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Sounds like someone thinks that lolcat thing is a lot funnier than it really is.

Dude..it's funny...maybe not as funny as a fake marriage proposal fiasco, but it's fucking funny.

[Radii]

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Sounds like someone thinks that lolcat thing is a lot funnier than it really is.

tons of people are in this boat. I know it shouldn't be *that* funny to me, but man, lolcode and now this? Its just too awesome.

[st.cronin]

The lolcode was funnier. This is ok, but its not as lolish as it could be. I feel like there's untapped potential here.

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Dude..it's funny...maybe not as funny as a fake marriage proposal fiasco, but it's fucking funny.

Of course not. I think it's funny, too, but mostly for the cats rather than the comments. But the whole Bible rewritten? That's quite a project.

[ISiddiqui]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

The lolcode was funnier. This is ok, but its not as lolish as it could be. I feel like there's untapped potential here.

Read Revelations. That shit's funny as Hell.

[lighthousekeeper]

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Read Revelations. That shit's funny as Hell.

Revelations is a laugh riot in any version.

[mckerney]

Originally Posted by Klinglerware

If "Ceiling Cat" is presumably God, what does that make GroundCat?



Could it be… SATAN?

I think it's pretty clear that Tacgnol is Satan in the gospel of Caturday.

[Maple Leafs]

Not as funny as lolcode, but this page was pretty good:
hxxp://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Proof_of_Ceiling_Cat

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I don't get it.

[Joe]

what is lolcat and lolcode?

[terpkristin]

Someone had way too much free time. Wow is all I have to say...and...bookmarked.

/tk

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Originally Posted by Joe

what is lolcat and lolcode?

I didn't know either, so I looked it up and found that lolcat is some kind of mutant language for cat lovers using pictures of cats containing words written in a strange manner so as to appeal to the weirdos who talk to their cats.

(I have a friend who breaks into talking baby-talk to his cat sometimes when on the phone... Come to think of it, he may speak this lolcat language, as his apartment contains only a daybed, computer, a ton of Star Wars toys and empty pizza boxes. He is 33 years old.)

Edit: There are also Klingon translations of the Bible.

http://www.tlg.uci.edu/~opoudjis/Klingon/mark.new.html

and pig latin!

http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/ible-bay.html

[Groundhog]

Finally, versions of the bible that I'm interested in! Only took nearly 2 millenia!