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Old 04-30-2008, 02:19 PM   #51
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:20 PM   #52
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I use to wonder how much trouble I'd get in if during class in college one day I just went up and Terry Tated the professor.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:20 PM   #53
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The ones where I harm myself don't bother me. When I have bad thoughts about someone else, that's when I feel like "WTF--What possessed me to think that?!"
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:20 PM   #54
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Thirty seconds!! How are you still alive??

*shrug* I guess because it wasn't a long phase.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:21 PM   #55
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Don't worry. He had the cruise control on.

No cruise control in a '69 Barracuda.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:23 PM   #56
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When I was in my early twenties I had a phase where I would occasionally close my eyes while driving. Never more than thirty seconds, but really, that's quite long enough.

I used to do that, too. I'd also turn off my headlights.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:25 PM   #57
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I think people like tempting fate to some degree.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:25 PM   #58
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:26 PM   #59
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this thread simultaneously makes me feel better and worse. about myself, and you guys
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:31 PM   #60
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I used to do that, too. I'd also turn off my headlights.


I remember it being strangely exhilerating. You?
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:33 PM   #61
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I think this phenomenon ties in to why a game like GTA IV is so popular. You can act out these fantasies without any repercussions or a need to feel bad for deciding to go sidewalk bowling.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:34 PM   #62
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I remember it being strangely exhilerating. You?

Temporarily terrifying followed almost immediately by totally relaxed.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:38 PM   #63
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"Did you ever notice that, like, in movies when they're driving they don't look at the road for a long time?"

"Geez, no, I never noticed that, eh?"
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:41 PM   #64
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Temporarily terrifying followed almost immediately by totally relaxed.

He was asking about the headlights, not the pooper scenario.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:42 PM   #65
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Wow at this thread. Not trying to judge you guys or nothing but some of you may need some help.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:43 PM   #66
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:44 PM   #67
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Says the beacon of sanity.

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Old 04-30-2008, 02:48 PM   #68
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"Did you ever notice that, like, in movies when they're driving they don't look at the road for a long time?"

"Geez, no, I never noticed that, eh?"

Excellent.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:48 PM   #69
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:54 PM   #70
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I get this a lot, too. I think it's partially related to a desire to fly and actually fly, not that airplane rot.

And yeah, I get a lot of other urges too that I'd never do, but they still pop up there.
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Old 04-30-2008, 03:03 PM   #71
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Reminds me of one of my favorite Far Side comics. Two construction workers are sitting high atop a build eating lunch. One says to the other:

"You ever get that urge? You start thinking about the meaninglessness of life and you ask yourself: 'Should I? Should I? Should I push someone off?'"
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Old 04-30-2008, 03:58 PM   #72
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Is driving with your eyes closed wrong? Sorry. My max was only 10 seconds though. 30 seconds is insane. I only did it at night on the interstate, too. Driving with no headlights is not a problem usually, I worry more about getting a ticket doing that one.
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Old 04-30-2008, 04:10 PM   #73
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Is driving with your eyes closed wrong?

If it is, I don't wanna be right.
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Old 04-30-2008, 04:16 PM   #74
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Says the beacon of sanity.

Actually I would argue the opposite given the that a majority of the members of this site fit the same demographic hence a different view on certain thing. In this arena I am constantly wrong and put on the defensive for my opinions where if the roles where reversed it wouldn't be so.
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Old 04-30-2008, 04:28 PM   #75
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:01 PM   #76
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I have the jump urge.
When we were in high school we used to go to this old rock quarry that had filled up and swim there was like a 50 foot ledge we would dive off of. It was amzingly exhilerating, but everytime I went (I probably have been 100+ times) the first jump would take a few minutes to get your nerve up that you will survive.

Sometimes now I just sit back and close my eyes and just thinking about it makes my pace quicken a bit.

I also used to kill the lights and floor it at night.


The onyl one that bothers me, is I have had thoughts of what it would look like to hit someone un blocked with a bat... full home run swing straight to the head. I wonder if you could pop the skull like a pumpkin, or if it would just thud off.
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:34 AM   #77
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life was great
til I made my big mistake
oh no it'll never happen to me
life was short
and life was sweet
I was thinking as I hit the street
I could hardly beleve
I could scarcely conceive
but I had gone out the window
I had gone out the window
she was fine
she looked great
and so we made our big mistake
I swear I swear I swear
it'd never happen to her
but the pavement knocked her head around
when she hit the solid concrete ground
from 30 flights above
and she was thirty something loving nothing
gone out the window
she had gone out the window
she had gone out the window
catch me if I'm falling,
catch me if I'm calling
he was smart he was wise
he'd profoundly philosophize
empathy for all humanity
'til one day by an open window
there's a note that read
I've gone out the window - I'm dead
he said yes to life for all of his life
but then one day he said no
I gotta go out the window
we all go out the window
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catch me we are falling
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Old 05-01-2008, 04:10 AM   #78
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I have the jump urge.
When we were in high school we used to go to this old rock quarry that had filled up and swim there was like a 50 foot ledge we would dive off of. It was amzingly exhilerating, but everytime I went (I probably have been 100+ times) the first jump would take a few minutes to get your nerve up that you will survive.

Sometimes now I just sit back and close my eyes and just thinking about it makes my pace quicken a bit.

I also used to kill the lights and floor it at night.


The onyl one that bothers me, is I have had thoughts of what it would look like to hit someone un blocked with a bat... full home run swing straight to the head. I wonder if you could pop the skull like a pumpkin, or if it would just thud off.


I remember jumping off an old blocked off bridge into some water while in high school. 50 feet sounds higher, I would say the bridge was about 30-40. Still took some time to build up the nerve though.
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Old 05-01-2008, 07:41 AM   #79
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So would this be considered Tantric Suicide?
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Old 05-01-2008, 08:26 AM   #80
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I wonder how many people waste themselves each year closing their eyes driving. From our limited sample, it seems like there is a small segment of the population that does this. I would guess a lot of times if they crash, it gets written off as "they must have fallen asleep at the wheel."
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Old 05-01-2008, 08:30 AM   #81
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I wonder how many people waste themselves each year closing their eyes driving. From our limited sample, it seems like there is a small segment of the population that does this. I would guess a lot of times if they crash, it gets written off as "they must have fallen asleep at the wheel."


I had never heard of the practice prior to this thread.
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:18 AM   #82
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I actually have fallen asleep driving before. We were in a caravan of cars heading out to Big Bend National Park. We left at 8pm, so we'd arrive in the morning. About 4am we hit US 285, which is the longest and straightest road I've ever seen. My buddy who was in the car with me to help me stay awake fell asleep. I started to get sleepy, and I guess I dozed off. I had a dream that I was driving, so I didn't notice until I ran off the road and the steering wheel started jerking around. I woke up and got the car back on the road. My buddy kind of half woke up and asked "Are we dead?". I was wide awake the rest of the drive.
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:29 AM   #83
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I had one drive back to Dayton from a Monday night Colts-Dolphins game where I wasn't sure I was going to be able to stay away. Scary stuff.
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:29 AM   #84
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I don't know if you guys are just messing around with the topic, but do you rally drive with your eyes closed? That just seems really really inconsiderate of other drivers and human beings.
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:33 AM   #85
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I don't know if you guys are just messing around with the topic, but do you rally drive with your eyes closed? That just seems really really inconsiderate of other drivers and human beings.

yes but i wanted to do hoodrat stuff wit my friend
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:33 AM   #86
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I actually have fallen asleep driving before. We were in a caravan of cars heading out to Big Bend National Park. We left at 8pm, so we'd arrive in the morning. About 4am we hit US 285, which is the longest and straightest road I've ever seen. My buddy who was in the car with me to help me stay awake fell asleep. I started to get sleepy, and I guess I dozed off. I had a dream that I was driving, so I didn't notice until I ran off the road and the steering wheel started jerking around. I woke up and got the car back on the road. My buddy kind of half woke up and asked "Are we dead?". I was wide awake the rest of the drive.

I've had a couple of drives where I had to fight really hard to stay awake. One of the drives I had friends that were sleeping, so I pulled over and said it's their turn. The other drive I was about a minute or two from home and bounced off the curb a bit, so I must have dozed off. Never again will I drive tired if I can help it.
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:52 AM   #87
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I'll admit that I've driven with my eyes closed, but it was on a long and straight road through farmland. If any other cars were coming at me, I'd literally see them from a mile away before I closed my eyes. I only closed my eyes for like 3-5 seconds, though.

I do almost fall asleep at the wheel fairly often, unfortunately. I must not get enough sleep at night.
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:53 AM   #88
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I haven't fallen asleep while driving, but I have had a few overnight drives where I essentially zoned out and didn't remember the last couple of hours of driving at all. It was like 2 hours passed in the span of 5 minutes, as far as I could recall.
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:07 AM   #89
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:18 AM   #90
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There's a name for this, but I can't remember it right now.
The name I was looking for is "horrific temptation".
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:49 AM   #92
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The name I was looking for is "horrific temptation".

Speaking of which, I saw this morning as I was driving into work that NIN is playing Rupp Arena in August. Do I dare?
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Old 05-01-2008, 04:27 PM   #94
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I don't know if you guys are just messing around with the topic, but do you rally drive with your eyes closed? That just seems really really inconsiderate of other drivers and human beings.

I don't do it anymore, but when I did it there were never any other drivers around.
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Old 05-01-2008, 04:30 PM   #95
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I don't do it anymore, but when I did it there were never any other drivers around.

Not even methadone using station wagon drivers?

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Not even methadone using station wagon drivers?


My eyes were wide open for that one!
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Old 05-01-2008, 04:47 PM   #97
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I once jumpd in my car and drove of to Florida from Charlotte, NC.

I remember hitting the Georgia line, seeing Mile marker 12...




The next thing I remember is reading mile marker 232 and thinking to my "WTF just happened?"

I sleep-drove 220 miles. At night, at 80mph.
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Old 05-01-2008, 04:50 PM   #98
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I don't do it anymore, but when I did it there were never any other drivers around.

I don't anymore either, but there was traffic when I did. But at that age I wasn't really concerned with many things but myself.....
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