Hey Kobe - tell me how my ass taste - Page 2

Anthony · 06-24-2008, 02:48 PM

i love how everytime Shaq says the "how's my ass taste" part - he bends over offering his ass to a non-present Kobe to dine in.

Fidatelo · 06-24-2008, 03:02 PM

I'm not sure why people think that is freestyle. He clearly had the whole thing planned out beforehand. He did not make that up on the spot.

RedKingGold · 06-24-2008, 03:08 PM

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife, and realize she's very plain.

Anthony · 06-24-2008, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I'm not sure why people think that is freestyle. He clearly had the whole thing planned out beforehand. He did not make that up on the spot.

nah. he realized he was on to something catchy with the how's my ass taste part, so he kept repeating it. that's all freestyle. i know it's hard to believe, but some people are able to rhyme off the top of their head and it makes sense and can even be funny too. that's why they rap, and you play football text sims.

Fidatelo · 06-24-2008, 03:26 PM

Listen to it again, it is not freestyle. I love Shaq, but it's not.

Cringer · 06-24-2008, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I'm not sure why people think that is freestyle. He clearly had the whole thing planned out beforehand. He did not make that up on the spot.

I agree. Maybe some of it was freestyle, I will buy that. In general though I think Shaq has been waiting for Kobe to make it to a final and lose for years, and has been working this out in the meantime.

Fidatelo · 06-24-2008, 03:30 PM

It could be pieces of other stuff he's rapped in the past strung together, but he didn't just invent those lines on the spot.

Lathum · 06-24-2008, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

it was something like White dudes can't be a Ni**er like me or something.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

Lathum has the line wrong. He says:

"No one do it bigger than me
that's like a white boy tryin' to be more nigger than me
that's like a homeless cat havin' more figures than me
that's like Patrick Ewing havin' more rings than me"

.

i thought it was pretty clear I was paraphrasing it and I wasn't that far off.

Lathum · 06-24-2008, 03:46 PM

I think the fact that it was Shaq they were chanting along with goes a long way.

If it was Clarance the elementry school janitor I doubt they would have been so enthusiastic.

JediKooter · 06-24-2008, 03:47 PM

I promise Shaq, that if you don't rap, I won't try to play in the NBA.

Fidatelo · 06-24-2008, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

i thought it was pretty clear I was paraphrasing it and I wasn't that far off.

It was clear, but MikeVic seemed to think it was the exact lyric and it doesn't make sense out of context, but does when put into the proper context.

judicial clerk · 06-24-2008, 04:04 PM

Shaq just instantly added to pop culture. I can only guess how many people over the next year will ask other people to tell them how their ass tastes.

Anthony · 06-24-2008, 04:09 PM

when my friends and i were in college a common phrase we'd use was "use 'dictate' in a sentence" and then someone would shout "hey bitch...how my dic-tate?"

hahaha. oh, to be young again.

but yeah, "how my ass taste?" is gonna be huge in 2008.

Karlifornia · 06-24-2008, 04:28 PM

I'm getting my Warriors/Lakers tickets asap for next season, just so I can hear the harmony of "Kobe how my ass taste?".

Anthony · 06-24-2008, 04:30 PM

btw, Kobe will be hearing that chant for the rest of his career.

may he never step foot in NYC. we'll eat him alive.

MikeVic · 06-24-2008, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

may he never step foot in NYC. we'll eat him alive.

Then you can tell us what his ass tastes like.

Karlifornia · 06-24-2008, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Then you can tell us what his ass tastes like.

ooh...fail! The correct response would have been "Then you can tell us how his ass taste"

MikeVic · 06-24-2008, 04:43 PM

No! I won't copy Shaq. Just the general idea.

SFL Cat · 06-24-2008, 04:44 PM

Disclaimer: I am NOT a Kobe fan.

Shaq needs to shut up and hang 'em up. He's got nothing left. At least Kobe made the Finals. Where were the Suns?. And if Shaq thinks he would have won a championship in Miami without D-Wade, he's even more deluded than Kobe.

P.S. Shaq couldn't handle Kareem Abdul Jabbar's jock.

Logan · 06-24-2008, 04:47 PM

Just to come back to the original discussion of what Shaq is referring to...have you people never listened to Chris Rock?

Karlifornia · 06-24-2008, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

Just to come back to the original discussion of what Shaq is referring to...have you people never listened to Chris Rock?

Jelly, or syrup?

Fidatelo · 06-24-2008, 04:49 PM

Chris who?

Young Drachma · 06-24-2008, 04:57 PM

Shaq clarifies...

Quote:

“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MCs do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don’t forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.”

Pumpy Tudors · 06-24-2008, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

I find it interesting that Shaq makes a negative white dude reference in his "freestyle" and it's totaly ok.

I guess it's not that OK...

Quote:

PHOENIX -- Shaquille O'Neal will lose his special deputy's badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the Phoenix Suns center's use of a racially derogatory word and other foul language left him no choice. Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy in January and promoted him to colonel of his largely ceremonial posse earlier this month.
"I want his two badges back," Arpaio told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they're fired. I don't condone this type of racial conduct."

Suburban Rhythm · 06-24-2008, 07:37 PM

From about 10:55 to 11:05 last night, when I turned on ESPNews, this is what I saw:

1) Story about Pacm...er sorry, Adam Jones wanting to be known as Adam Jones.

2) George Carlin skit about the difference between football and baseball.

3) Shaq "rapping", or whatever that shit was, about Kobe.

Here I was, thinking I tuned into ESPNews, and mistakenly got Entertainment Tonight. Where was Mary Hart?

MikeVic · 06-24-2008, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I guess it's not that OK...

Good.

Sweed · 06-24-2008, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFL Cat

P.S. Shaq couldn't handle Kareem Abdul Jabbar's jock.

Also my first thought when I heard the rap. I mean if he was trying to put Kobe down ok, so they don't get along. But "Kareem thinks he's better than me" or words to that effect, WTF?

Now that I know he was only free-styling and kidding I see the humor in it

Passacaglia · 06-25-2008, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

when in doubt, always go the anal route.

HA is on his way to his own freestyle here.

Dr. Sak · 06-25-2008, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

Here I was, thinking I tuned into ESPNews, and mistakenly got Entertainment Tonight. Where was Mary Hart?

She's been known to cause seizures.

Cringer · 06-25-2008, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

Shaq clarifies...

Last night on the TMZ TV show the wife turned to for a few minutes, they showed the video and pointed out how the guy next to Shaq is mouthing some of the words a split second before Shaq says them.

I stay with my first thought, small part freestyle, but mostly planned....

Young Drachma · 06-25-2008, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs2

He also holds up the necklace Shaq is wearing that says "BIG" a second before the first time Shaq refers to himself as B-I-G.

It sounds like it could be freestyle because he's just that bad of a rapper. Still hilarious though.

No question he was freestyling. No way he writes that whack a set of rhymes down on paper. You could tell he was just doing all of that off the top of his head. And that he was a little liquored up.

MJ4H · 06-25-2008, 10:19 AM

[x] whack

Bad-example · 06-25-2008, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bsak16

She's been known to cause seizures.

If she can do it on command, she should become a superhero.

Ben E Lou · 06-25-2008, 10:47 AM

"Not bitter or mad, just provin' I'm bad. You want a hit? Give me an hour plus a pen and a pad!"--James Todd Smith

"Some of the things I know, will be in your next Bible. When I die go bury me and my notebook in Cairo."--William Michael Griffin, Jr.

*shurg*

KWhit · 06-25-2008, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben E Lou

"Not bitter or mad, just provin' I'm bad. You want a hit? Give me an hour plus a pen and a pad!"--James Todd Smith

"Some of the things I know, will be in your next Bible. When I die go bury me and my notebook in Cairo."--William Michael Griffin, Jr.

*shurg*

Are those considered good or bad?

Bad, I hope.

rkmsuf · 06-25-2008, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Are those considered good or bad?

Bad, I hope.

Bad meaning bad or bad meaning good?

Suburban Rhythm · 06-25-2008, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Bad meaning bad or bad meaning good?

This needs a 'HOT or NOT' -like 'DOPE or WHACK' poll

Ben E Lou · 06-25-2008, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Bad meaning bad or bad meaning good?

Trix are for kids...

st.cronin · 06-25-2008, 11:54 AM

I have a feeling that Shaq's ass doesn't actually taste that great.

Kodos · 06-25-2008, 11:54 AM

That is dope.

rkmsuf · 06-25-2008, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

This needs a 'HOT or NOT' -like 'DOPE or WHACK' poll

technically wouldn't dope be 'whack'?

JediKooter · 06-25-2008, 12:04 PM

Flavor Flav does not approve of this...

rkmsuf · 06-25-2008, 12:09 PM

The S1Ws would kick Shaq's smelly ass.

Anthony · 06-25-2008, 12:15 PM

F
R
E
S
H

Fresh Fresh Fresh

That's Fresh.

rkmsuf · 06-25-2008, 12:16 PM

fresh?

What was that a big word amongst the Kid N Play fans?

Dr. Sak · 06-25-2008, 12:20 PM

That's Phat!

KWhit · 06-25-2008, 12:22 PM

I think I'm too white-bread to make sense of this thread.

(Look at me freestyle rappin).

rkmsuf · 06-25-2008, 12:22 PM

The Fat Boys would rap circles around Shaq.

Dr. Sak · 06-25-2008, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

I think I'm too white-bread to make sense of this thread.

(Look at me freestyle rappin).

White bread is bad for you, try switching to wheat or multi-grain.

MJ4H · 06-25-2008, 12:41 PM

F
R
E
E
that spells free

06-24-2008, 03:02 PM	#52
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I'm not sure why people think that is freestyle. He clearly had the whole thing planned out beforehand. He did not make that up on the spot. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

06-24-2008, 03:26 PM	#55
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	Listen to it again, it is not freestyle. I love Shaq, but it's not. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

06-24-2008, 03:30 PM	#57
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	It could be pieces of other stuff he's rapped in the past strung together, but he didn't just invent those lines on the spot. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

06-24-2008, 03:47 PM	#60
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I promise Shaq, that if you don't rap, I won't try to play in the NBA. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-24-2008, 04:09 PM	#63
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	when my friends and i were in college a common phrase we'd use was "use 'dictate' in a sentence" and then someone would shout "hey bitch...how my dic-tate?" hahaha. oh, to be young again. but yeah, "how my ass taste?" is gonna be huge in 2008. Last edited by Anthony : 06-24-2008 at 04:10 PM.

06-24-2008, 03:08 PM	#53
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife, and realize she's very plain.

06-24-2008, 03:46 PM	#59
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I think the fact that it was Shaq they were chanting along with goes a long way. If it was Clarance the elementry school janitor I doubt they would have been so enthusiastic.

06-24-2008, 04:04 PM	#62
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	Shaq just instantly added to pop culture. I can only guess how many people over the next year will ask other people to tell them how their ass tastes.

06-24-2008, 04:28 PM	#64
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I'm getting my Warriors/Lakers tickets asap for next season, just so I can hear the harmony of "Kobe how my ass taste?". __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

06-24-2008, 04:30 PM	#65
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	btw, Kobe will be hearing that chant for the rest of his career. may he never step foot in NYC. we'll eat him alive.

06-24-2008, 04:43 PM	#68
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	No! I won't copy Shaq. Just the general idea.

06-24-2008, 04:44 PM	#69
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	Disclaimer: I am NOT a Kobe fan. Shaq needs to shut up and hang 'em up. He's got nothing left. At least Kobe made the Finals. Where were the Suns?. And if Shaq thinks he would have won a championship in Miami without D-Wade, he's even more deluded than Kobe. P.S. Shaq couldn't handle Kareem Abdul Jabbar's jock. Last edited by SFL Cat : 06-24-2008 at 04:47 PM.

06-24-2008, 04:47 PM	#70
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Just to come back to the original discussion of what Shaq is referring to...have you people never listened to Chris Rock?

06-24-2008, 04:49 PM	#72
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	Chris who? __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

06-24-2008, 07:37 PM	#75
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	From about 10:55 to 11:05 last night, when I turned on ESPNews, this is what I saw: 1) Story about Pacm...er sorry, Adam Jones wanting to be known as Adam Jones. 2) George Carlin skit about the difference between football and baseball. 3) Shaq "rapping", or whatever that shit was, about Kobe. Here I was, thinking I tuned into ESPNews, and mistakenly got Entertainment Tonight. Where was Mary Hart? __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

06-25-2008, 10:19 AM	#82
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	[x] whack

06-25-2008, 10:47 AM	#84
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	"Not bitter or mad, just provin' I'm bad. You want a hit? Give me an hour plus a pen and a pad!"--James Todd Smith "Some of the things I know, will be in your next Bible. When I die go bury me and my notebook in Cairo."--William Michael Griffin, Jr. shurg __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

06-25-2008, 11:54 AM	#89
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I have a feeling that Shaq's ass doesn't actually taste that great. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

06-25-2008, 11:54 AM	#90
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	That is dope. __________________ Indiana Hoosiers Football - 2025-26 National Champs The FOFC Ladder History thread

06-25-2008, 12:09 PM	#93
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	The S1Ws would kick Shaq's smelly ass. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

06-25-2008, 12:15 PM	#94
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	F R E S H Fresh Fresh Fresh That's Fresh.

06-25-2008, 12:16 PM	#95
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	fresh? What was that a big word amongst the Kid N Play fans? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

06-25-2008, 12:20 PM	#96
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	That's Phat!

06-25-2008, 12:22 PM	#97
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I think I'm too white-bread to make sense of this thread. (Look at me freestyle rappin).

06-25-2008, 12:41 PM	#100
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	F R E E that spells free

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)