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Old 07-23-2008, 02:16 AM   #1
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WNBA Basketbrawl.. Anything is possible??

ESPN - Los Angeles vs. Detroit - Recap - July 22, 2008

This is where I risk upsetting Schmidty by saying "Is it any shock that a team led by former Bad Boys Bill Lambieer and Rick Mahorn IN DETROIT would be the WNBA team in a brawl?"


(yes, bad pun, I apologize).

shame to see a Detroit player suffer a Milton Bradley like injury :/
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:46 AM   #2
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Brawls are awesome. That is all I have I to say.
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:50 AM   #3
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Bad publicity is better than no publicity. The WNBA is desperate for people to pay attention so this whole charade was a publicity stunt to get people talking. One player left in a wheelchair because she got pushed and fell down? What a joke! How many people actually knew before they read or saw this that the WNBA was currently in season? Exactly.
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:22 AM   #4
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How many people actually knew before they read or saw this that the WNBA was currently in season? Exactly.

I did. I saw that at one point, Atlanta was 0-17. I was rooting for a winless season for them, if only for the novelty. Then they won like 2 straight, so I went back to totally not caring, like usual.
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:56 AM   #5
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How many people actually knew before they read or saw this that the WNBA was currently in season? Exactly.

Well, there's the 12,000+ at the game last night. And the ones who sold out Phillips Arena to see LA (okay, to see Parker) on their only trip to town. And while attendance is down a bit from last year overall & down a lot from the peak in '98, given the economy I don't see that being surprising at all nor much cause for additional concern. Merchandise sales are double last year's so far and I'd say they've got a decent chance to make a run up the sports food chain over the next 2-3 years if Parker & the rest of the new crop stay healthy.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:00 AM   #6
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One player left in a wheelchair because she got pushed and fell down? What a joke!

I think the sprained knee might have had something to do with it. You probably would have been curled in in the fetal position and weeping like a baby.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:03 AM   #7
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It's not bad press for the league and it'll have the added effect of creating an LA v. Detroit rivalry. I'm fine with it.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:05 AM   #8
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Lisa Leslie was crying after Rick Mahorn pushed her down.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:10 AM   #9
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All Mahorn did was tap her and she flew 20 feet across the court. The whole thing was a joke and Rick Mahorn doesn't deserve all the criticism he's getting for this. It's like Bill Lambier said, Rick Mahorn is known for being a peacemaker.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:13 AM   #10
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Yeah had no idea the season was going on. Was that Lobo interviewing a crying Leslie?
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:38 AM   #11
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:53 AM   #12
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One player left in a wheelchair because she got pushed and fell down? What a joke!

Didn't Dwayne Wade get carted off in a wheelchair becuase of a shoulder injury a couple of years ago?

What about Paul Pierce crying and having to be carried off the court during the playoffs?

Go establish some new "He-Man Woman Haters Club" somewhere else.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:54 AM   #13
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Lisa Leslie was crying after Rick Mahorn pushed her down.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I doubt your reaction would be any more "manly" if Rick Mahorn had pushed you down.

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Old 07-23-2008, 12:08 PM   #14
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I doubt your reaction would be any more "manly" if Rick Mahorn had pushed you down.

pussy

I can pretty much guarantee that if I was a professional athlete and Rick Mahorn pushed me down I wouldn't be crying 15 minutes later.

Unless I had a fractured ulna.
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:25 PM   #15
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All Mahorn did was tap her and she flew 20 feet across the court.

He has superpowers, although I heard his cape doesn't fit anymore.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:24 PM   #16
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It's like Bill Lambier said, Rick Mahorn is known for being a peacemaker.

And of course good ol' Bill is both 100% impartial in the matter and a poster boy for model conduct.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:31 PM   #17
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And of course good ol' Bill is both 100% impartial in the matter and a poster boy for model conduct.

The Kevin McHale episode of Cheers still cracks me up...
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:41 PM   #18
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Didn't Dwayne Wade get carted off in a wheelchair becuase of a shoulder injury a couple of years ago?

What about Paul Pierce crying and having to be carried off the court during the playoffs?

Go establish some new "He-Man Woman Haters Club" somewhere else.

But Dwayne Wade pretty much is a woman.
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Old 07-23-2008, 03:17 PM   #19
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All Mahorn did was tap her and she flew 20 feet across the court.
Sounds like she's ready for the NBA.
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Old 07-23-2008, 03:23 PM   #20
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Sounds like she's ready for the NBA.
This joke was so obvious, yet I'm laughing my ass off.
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:28 PM   #21
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I just kept waiting for a fan to throw a beer on a player
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Old 07-23-2008, 09:21 PM   #22
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I just kept waiting for a fan to throw a beer on a player
I was expecting that myself.
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Old 07-24-2008, 08:16 AM   #23
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Calling that a "fight" is stretching the term to the extreme. The sprained knee was a fluke. Most NBA fights are also a joke -- a lot of posturing. The one exception in recent memory was when Anthony Peeler elbowed KG straight in the jaw. That was the real deal.
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Old 07-24-2008, 08:29 AM   #24
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ESPN - Los Angeles vs. Detroit - Recap - July 22, 2008

This is where I risk upsetting Schmidty by saying "Is it any shock that a team led by former Bad Boys Bill Lambieer and Rick Mahorn IN DETROIT would be the WNBA team in a brawl?"


(yes, bad pun, I apologize).

shame to see a Detroit player suffer a Milton Bradley like injury :/

I'm not upset. I miss McNasty and McFilthy's brutal antics. Even though it was chicks, it still brought back some great memories.
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:14 AM   #25
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One player left in a wheelchair because she got pushed and fell down? What a joke!

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I think the sprained knee might have had something to do with it. You probably would have been curled in in the fetal position and weeping like a baby.

A further update on this. She didn't just sprain her knee, she tore her ACL.

That makes her reaction positively stoic compared to the theatrics of Wayne and Pierce.
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:14 AM   #26
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So some 50-year-old woman is now gonna play in the WNBA it seems? Come on Julio Franco, lace them up!!
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:28 AM   #27
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So some 50-year-old woman is now gonna play in the WNBA it seems? Come on Julio Franco, lace them up!!





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Old 07-24-2008, 09:28 AM   #28
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Hahahaha.
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:31 AM   #29
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We need those three to sign with the Detroit Shock now, in addition to that woman rkmsuf linked to.
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:55 AM   #30
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"Move it you whippersnappers...I'm driving the lane!"

Heh!

I bet that 50 year old woman would school you in a game of one-on-one. You'd probably end up crying at the end of it, fractured ulna or not.
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Old 07-24-2008, 10:13 AM   #31
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Am I the only one who thinks it is hilarious that Mustang's real estate agent ended up in a WNBA thread?
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Old 07-24-2008, 10:15 AM   #32
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Who ever hit that coach is lucky that she did it on national tv.
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Old 07-24-2008, 10:22 AM   #33
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Am I the only one who thinks it is hilarious that Mustang's real estate agent ended up in a WNBA thread?

from the description of her realtor abilities, this might be a wise career decision for her...
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Old 07-24-2008, 03:18 PM   #34
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I was flipping through the channels and actually watched it live. Pretty funny stuff. And the two male announcers were pretty upset about it.
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Old 07-24-2008, 03:25 PM   #35
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"Move it you whippersnappers...I'm driving the lane!"

LOL
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Old 07-24-2008, 06:10 PM   #36
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And the verdicts are in ...
Detroit
Plenette Pierson 4 games & $1500
Rick Mahorn 2 games & $1000
4 players 1 game & $500 each

Los Angeles
Shannon Bobbitt & Murriel Page 2 games & $500 each
Candace Parker, Lisa Leslie, Delisha Milton-Jones 1 game & $500 each

In order to leave each team with 8 active players available, suspensions will be staggered & served alphabetically
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Old 07-24-2008, 06:46 PM   #37
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And the verdicts are in ...
Detroit
Plenette Pierson 4 games & $1500
Rick Mahorn 2 games & $1000
4 players 1 game & $500 each

Los Angeles
Shannon Bobbitt & Murriel Page 2 games & $500 each
Candace Parker, Lisa Leslie, Delisha Milton-Jones 1 game & $500 each

Is that indicative of what Mahorn is now worth, or did he just get off very lightly here?
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Old 07-24-2008, 07:12 PM   #38
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That was a brawl? Come on women, lets see some hair pullin', some torn jersies...a REAL catfight! Come on!!!!
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