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Is this original
Why is Mother Nature hiding in the closet?
Because sometimes hoes go down on her.
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08-10-2008, 02:20 PM | #2 |
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What better this joke or google ads?
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08-10-2008, 02:25 PM | #3 |
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this thread is an abomination
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08-10-2008, 03:13 PM | #4 |
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how my ass taste
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
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08-10-2008, 03:20 PM | #6 |
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Hell Atlantic's was better.
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08-10-2008, 03:22 PM | #7 |
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08-10-2008, 03:23 PM | #8 |
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btw I'm not saying "good", I'm saying "better".
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08-10-2008, 03:24 PM | #9 |
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i DON'T GET IT.
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08-10-2008, 03:31 PM | #10 |
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So your Mom doesn't look at her ass and she can giggle in private?
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08-10-2008, 06:30 PM | #13 |
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Firefox Slightly better than average. At least if your not going to answer the question, you put a joke in here. I saw that thread before posting, but didn't know if this was original. Yeah that is what I'm going for. I was in a daze and not awake totally when I thought it up. Then later, I thought I might have heard it before, but I probably just have a short attention span. If no one has heard it before, I now lay claim to this Mother Nature is a lesbian joke that makes you want to put your head down in embarrassment. After I was fully awake I really thought I heard something like this before, maybe I hadn't. I googled looking for it, but couldn't find anything like it. Thanks, for sort of answering my question, it would drive me crazy not knowing if I heard it somewhere else. Mustang: My mom only checks out asses because she knows I like them. I missed that one and mom told me she looked nice when we were sitting and when I saw her from the back side I think I knew what she meant.
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So your Mom could have been checking out her tits instead?
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I doubt it, my dad is a workaholic so I told her to get a girlfriend and she told me she wasn't that kind of woman. I'm 29 and she wants some more grandchildren. That is why I feel she is trying so hard, she wants a grandchild that is good looking, smart, and knows how to appear in or as an ass on a message board.
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I like dual meaning riddles or jokes. Most people think of women when they hear the word hoe. If you thought I was just talking about women, I wasn't. I didn't even know Mother Nature had an ass or any other body parts to go down on until recently. If a hoe is thrown down on the ground, that doesn't make Earth a lesbian. And if your talking about a woman going down sexually on earth that doesn't have any logic. Making a woman the only point of the joke is like rhyming something with itself. Most gardening hoes when used properly are swung down into the ground. If a hoe goes down on Mother Nature then lesbian.
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Worst 'joke' ever.
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But she's hiding in the closet BECAUSE hoes go down on her? If this is a lesbian thing, why isn't she out in the open? |
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08-11-2008, 09:34 AM | #21 |
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Yeah, well yo mama's so fat that people look at her and say "That is one fat woman.":
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08-11-2008, 09:49 AM | #22 |
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Yo momma so fat she weighs a lot.
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You momma so ugly they renamed Halloween...yourmommaween.
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I was going for confusing, but there is honor in being the best at being bad. Quote:
I googled it and it is not well known, so she is a closet lesbian for hiding this. I think you have my mother confused with my sister.
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08-11-2008, 11:39 AM | #26 |
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your moms so fat when she sits on my face i cant hear the stereo
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08-11-2008, 12:53 PM | #27 |
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This thread has yet to even attempt at delivering.
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08-11-2008, 12:59 PM | #28 |
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I think it does fine at delivering lame jokes.
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08-15-2008, 10:54 AM | #29 |
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Tell me if this one is original:
Q: What the the business analyst say when he lost his notes from a client meeting? A: "Boss, where's my notebook? Administrative assistant, where's my notebook? Receptionist, where's my notebook? Account manager, where's my notebook? Cute blonde, where's my notebook? Security, where's my notebook? I am so fucked."
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Lois, if you were preparing dinner any slower... well, uh... well you wouldn't be cooking very quickly at all, now would you? Oh, yes, I went there!
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08-15-2008, 08:22 PM | #31 |
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I went to the bathroom and saw a big dick in the mirror. I was thinking why couldn't I see that when I didn't have my pants on.
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