Yay or Nay: Lily Allen - Page 2

Anthony · 01-27-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

These threads always crack me up.

I find it hard to believe there are already 11 text sim geeks on this board that would kick her out of bed.

i wouldn't kick her out of bed. i'd let her stay and watch me jack off. i have no interest in putting anything attached to my body into her. i wouldn't even want to do gross-out-porn with her. i've seen many topless pics of her and they are 0% sexy.

just cuz some of the people in FOFC are geeky virgins doesn't mean they have to lower their standards. not pretty is not pretty, internet geek or not.

Coffee Warlord · 01-27-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

I had less issues with Katherine Tate than some- like I said, she was like a big sister, which was a weird dynamic for a companion. She looks like the little bubbly twit sidekick.

SI

Bring me Georgia Moffett as the new sidekick. Pretty, pretty please.

Preferably naked. All the time.

Anthony · 01-27-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

then you must not like sex.

I would venture to say most guys here that have been with more then 3 women in their lifetime have been with a girl not as attrative.

I think people judge her as a celebrity ( I have no idea who she is) and compare her to other celebrities rather then an ordinary girl.

Is she smoking hot, not really, but she is by no means repulsive.

i've seen ordinary girls that are hotter.

she doesn't stack up well in comparison to your average hot celebrity, and no matter where anyone lives we all have a hot chick who lives in the neighborhood. i can go into a bar in NYC this weekend and pick out girls who aren't famous who look 128% hotter than lilly.

there's a difference between being hot and not ugly. lilly is just barely not ugly. she belongs in a Kinko's or Staples or restaurant. if we're gonna ooooh and ahhhhh over a celebrity its gonna be over a chick we otherwise normally don't have access to in our everyday lives.

i shudder to think of the street ogres that Lathum must have fornicated with that he's such an ardent lilly defender. for me to say i'd rather jack off then have sex with someone is saying alot.

Karlifornia · 01-27-2009, 04:21 PM

There's a million beautiful girls out there...there are more beautiful girls out there than any girl I've ever had sex with. There are more beautiful girls out there than anyone any of you have ever been with...there are more beautiful girls than any of your wives or girlfriends.

Lily Allen is not one of these girls. However, she seems like a fuckin blast to hang out with. I don't claim to know her well or anything, but just the way she seems compared to most of the other celebs out there. It's like a mix of innocence and mischief or some shit like that.

That kind of thing can't make a 2 into a 9, but it can make a 6 into a 9. At least for me.

Lathum · 01-27-2009, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

i shudder to think of the street ogres that Lathum must have fornicated with that he's such an ardent lilly defender. for me to say i'd rather jack off then have sex with someone is saying alot.

lol.

Most of my conquests have been with better looking girls, and never one that weighed more then me, but I tend to rate these threads on a basis of " would I nail her if I met her in a bar"

What can I say, I used to enjoy sleeping around, sometimes you get a hot one sometimes an average. Taking an average one is better then going home alone IMO.

and at least I never fucked a sandwich

Taur · 01-27-2009, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TLK

Presented without comment...

I think she is a Centaur. Look at that right leg and tell me she is not part horse!

I had to vote No, because I am not into beastiality.

Logan · 01-27-2009, 04:32 PM

One important thing to note is that most girls who look like Lily Allen would let you do some interesting stuff to them (and I mean normal guy "interesting," not HA "interesting"). With this one, I think about the best you can hope for is cowgirl, not even reverse.

Anthony · 01-27-2009, 04:46 PM

hey, don't get the wrong impression of me. sex is standard fare in my house. if i'm gonna pay $3.7million to bang a virgin then i'm gonna go above and beyond what i normally do. otherwise i'm attentive to the needs of my lady. there's no vomit or anything involved.

Cringer · 01-27-2009, 04:47 PM

Can we argue about the paperclip vs. the staple next?

Lathum · 01-27-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Can we argue about the paperclip vs. the staple next?

paperclip- it's reusable and doesn't do damage to the paper. It's a no brainer.

Mustang · 01-27-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Can we argue about the paperclip vs. the staple next?

I've been stapled. My life has improved considerably since I started stapling. It is an incredible feeling.

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 01-27-2009, 05:02 PM

I think they obviously have distinct uses and there is room for both in your life.

Marc Vaughan · 01-27-2009, 07:28 PM

Love her music and general 'tude' ... bit too young to think about in other aspects to be honest, yeah I know I'm getting old ...

M GO BLUE!!! · 01-27-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

...but it can make a 6 into a 9. At least for me.

Looking at her photos, she definitely is a "If the sun, refused to shine, I don't mind. I don't mind." kind of girl.

And I wouldn't fuck her with Anthony's dick.

RainMaker · 01-28-2009, 02:24 AM

Perhaps you guys missed this important fact about her. She enjoys anal.

Izulde · 01-28-2009, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

Perhaps you guys missed this important fact about her. She enjoys anal.

So?

Put the girl on her knees and make her worship me in tongues. Then we might have something going.

3ric · 01-28-2009, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Dola

She reminds me of Katy Perry. But much better music.

Katy Perry is better looking, though.

cuervo72 · 01-28-2009, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 3ric

Katy Perry is better looking, though.

Yeah...was quite impressed with her bikini pics.

DanGarion · 01-28-2009, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by 3ric

Katy Perry is better looking, though.

A lot better looking...

lynchjm24 · 01-28-2009, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

then you must not like sex.

I would venture to say most guys here that have been with more then 3 women in their lifetime have been with a girl not as attrative.

I think people judge her as a celebrity ( I have no idea who she is) and compare her to other celebrities rather then an ordinary girl.

Is she smoking hot, not really, but she is by no means repulsive.

I've been with at least 30 girls less attractive then her. These threads are hilarious in general. I've seen some of the pictures posted here.... passing judgement on this girl should not be in the cards.

gkb · 01-28-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by lynchjm24

I've been with at least 30 girls less attractive then her.

Slut.

DanGarion · 01-28-2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by lynchjm24

I've been with at least 30 girls less attractive then her. These threads are hilarious in general. I've seen some of the pictures posted here.... passing judgement on this girl should not be in the cards.

But the thing is, is that she isn't attractive at all.

lynchjm24 · 01-28-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

But the thing is, is that she isn't attractive at all.

She's not great no. Let's say for argument's sake she's a 5. The average poster on this board is like a -3. So the critique is a bit misplaced.

lynchjm24 · 01-28-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by gkb

Slut.

This is just a stab in the dark but I'd say that I've probably been with 30 worse, 30 in the same general cute area and 15 that are clearly better.

It's a lot easier to have sex with less attractive girls. It never really mattered to me anyway, I'm more of a personality kind of guy.

DanGarion · 01-28-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by lynchjm24

She's not great no. Let's say for argument's sake she's a 5. The average poster on this board is like a -3. So the critique is a bit misplaced.

I think you are being a little harsh on the board. Most the posters on this board are just normal people that look normal, don't be a dick and say we are all massively ugly, that's just being stupid.

She isn't attractive, now is she a 5.... and a 5 is average... I wouldn't really say she's averagely attractive. her face is meh, her hair looks like a wig, the only thing average appears to be the body, until you look at the legs which look disproportionaly large for her stature.

But we all have opinions, I don't see why certain people are getting so worked up on the fact that a large group of us don't see her as attractive. If you guys like girls that aren't attractive and that look underage, more power to you. I'll stick to my wife, the 5 actresses that I think are hot, and girls I see in porn.

lynchjm24 · 01-28-2009, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

I think you are being a little harsh on the board. Most the posters on this board are just normal people that look normal, don't be a dick and say we are all massively ugly, that's just being stupid.

She isn't attractive, now is she a 5.... and a 5 is average... I wouldn't really say she's averagely attractive. her face is meh, her hair looks like a wig, the only thing average appears to be the body, until you look at the legs which look disproportionaly large for her stature.

But we all have opinions, I don't see why certain people are getting so worked up on the fact that a large group of us don't see her as attractive. If you guys like girls that aren't attractive and that look underage, more power to you. I'll stick to my wife, the 5 actresses that I think are hot, and girls I see in porn.

If you think she is average for the female population you need a math refresher. I'm not saying everyone is massively ugly, but I've seen the pictures that have been posted and they aren't pretty.

Have your opinions, it happens everywhere on the internet where girls are torn apart by guys that would never get the time of day from them.

Her lower legs are a little bigger then the rest of her frame? The horror! You need to go back and search the what do you look like this year thread or whatever the #$*& it's called.

DanGarion · 01-28-2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lynchjm24

If you think she is average for the female population you need a math refresher. I'm not saying everyone is massively ugly, but I've seen the pictures that have been posted and they aren't pretty.

Have your opinions, it happens everywhere on the internet where girls are torn apart by guys that would never get the time of day from them.

Her lower legs are a little bigger then the rest of her frame? The horror! You need to go back and search the what do you look like this year thread or whatever the #$*& it's called.

Communicating with you is pointless. Don't need a math refresher, I see women all day, some good looking, some not good looking, and a number of them that are average. She's is in the lower part of average. And then if you look at the pictures of her online when she was a blond she's absolutely horrid.

I'd never want the time of day with her anyway, so I guess I'm lucky.

miked · 01-28-2009, 05:00 PM

I miss lynch...if I kick somebody out of UBL, will you come back? Your namesake is tearing up the bigs.

lynchjm24 · 01-28-2009, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Communicating with you is pointless. Don't need a math refresher, I see women all day, some good looking, some not good looking, and a number of them that are average. She's is in the lower part of average. And then if you look at the pictures of her online when she was a blond she's absolutely horrid.

I'd never want the time of day with her anyway, so I guess I'm lucky.

Someone with a few hundred pictures of themselves on their website should be careful who they criticize. Thanks for the good laugh and proving the point. It's always gold when some 300 lb web designer points out that a girl has thick ankles.

lynchjm24 · 01-28-2009, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by miked

I miss lynch...if I kick somebody out of UBL, will you come back? Your namesake is tearing up the bigs.

Aw, I miss some of you guys too.

RainMaker · 01-28-2009, 05:04 PM

I live in a major city and see tons of people on a daily basis. For the most part, if you aren't obese or physically scarred, you are going to at least be considered average. Perhaps her body is misproportional (other pictures don't make her legs look like that), but she has a cute face. She's not a 10, but I'd love to know where some of you are living if you don't consider her at least a 6 or 7.

DanGarion · 01-28-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lynchjm24

Someone with a few hundred pictures of themselves on their website should be careful who they criticize. Thanks for the good laugh and proving the point. It's always gold when some 300 lb web designer points out that a girl has thick ankles.

Haha, now you are just a complete asshole. Let's see i criticized a girl that I don't know, who is supposedly an amazingly talented singer and actress.... OH MY GOD!

Never said I was the best looking guy in the world, but I have a woman who I make happy.

Oh and I'm also unsure as to why you are trying to make this personal, if I didn't know any better I would consider you a troll...

Next thing I know you'll copy pictures of my wife and post them in a "Hot or Not" poll on FOFC, since you seem to be taking this poll very personal. Shit man get a life.

Logan · 01-28-2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by lynchjm24

Someone with a few hundred pictures of themselves on their website should be careful who they criticize. Thanks for the good laugh and proving the point. It's always gold when some 300 lb web designer points out that a girl has thick ankles.

Ahhhhh fun times at FOFC.

lynchjm24 · 01-28-2009, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Haha, now you are just a complete asshole. Let's see i criticized a girl that I don't know, who is supposedly an amazingly talented singer and actress.... OH MY GOD!

Never said I was the best looking guy in the world, but I have a woman who I make happy.

Oh and I'm also unsure as to why you are trying to make this personal, if I didn't know any better I would consider you a troll...

I'm the asshole? You are saying the girl is ugly because she has ankles that don't match her frame.

Who said anything about having a woman to make happy? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

I'm just pointing out that it's pretty fucking weak to criticize someone's ANKLES COMPARED TO THE REST OF THEIR BODY, when they are hundreds of times more relatively attractive then the person criticizing them.

It was just nice that you so neatly fit the stereotype.

lynchjm24 · 01-28-2009, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Next thing I know you'll copy pictures of my wife and post them in a "Hot or Not" poll on FOFC, since you seem to be taking this poll very personal. Shit man get a life.

I see you added this since I quoted you. Notice I left her alone, I didn't she her post about the girl's ankles.

I need to get a life? You are probably right, but you've also got 5,000 posts here, so I think that's a bit of the pot calling the kettle black.

Mustang · 01-28-2009, 05:19 PM

If Lily Allen is causing this reaction, Helen of Troy must have been one hot bitch.

DanGarion · 01-28-2009, 05:22 PM

I'll leave the criticizing to the beautiful people, since according to you I'm not attractive. Of course I don't know what you look like, which means I could be 100 times more attractive to you. It's all relative man.

Have a good life.

DanGarion · 01-28-2009, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

If Lily Allen is causing this reaction, Helen of Troy must have been one hot bitch.

Yeah at least 100 times more attractive then this girl, whoever the hell she is.

Honolulu_Blue · 01-28-2009, 05:27 PM

Actresses, singers, and the like are to be judged by different standards. It's how things work.

Yes, we all know that they are likely more attractive than we are and that we'd never have a shot at them or what have. That's not an original concept and it doesn't have anything to do with this kind of "discussion."

And the whole, you X numbers of post on a message board and therefore have no life line? Are you serious with that? That lame comeback died back before Jeebs had 5,000 posts.

Lily Allen would want to trample all of your asses under her thunderous calves if she knew what you people were saying in her thread.

Shame on you.

Radii · 01-28-2009, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lynchjm24

Someone with a few hundred pictures of themselves on their website should be careful who they criticize. Thanks for the good laugh and proving the point. It's always gold when some 300 lb web designer points out that a girl has thick ankles.

way to be a total dick.

DanGarion · 01-28-2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Radii

way to be a total dick.

I'm most offended by the fact that he called me a web designer. HAHAHAHAHA! If only he knew how bad I am at designing things.

sabotai · 01-28-2009, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Lily Allen would want to trample all of your asses under her thunderous calves if she knew what you people were saying in her thread.

Well, if she's into that sort of thing, I may have to bump her up a few notches.

lynchjm24 · 01-28-2009, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

I'm most offended by the fact that he called me a web designer. HAHAHAHAHA! If only he knew how bad I am at designing things.

I was guessing. Your FOFC wiki page didn't contain that information.

HAVE A GOOD LIFE!!!!!! (are you sure that you are 33?)

kingfc22 · 01-28-2009, 07:05 PM

Not hot

DanGarion · 01-28-2009, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by kingfc22

Not hot

You must not be attractive then...

Karlifornia · 01-28-2009, 07:29 PM

Lily Winehouse does not approve of the sexual tension between lynch and dangarion

KWhit · 01-28-2009, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Lily Winehouse does not approve of the sexual tension between lynch and dangarion

What the hell is that?

And are we supposed to think it is hot?

Dr. Sak · 01-28-2009, 08:32 PM

What the fuck is she hiding in her hair? Her fat ankles?

DrAFTjunkie · 01-28-2009, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 3ric

Katy Perry is better looking, though.

Not only is Katy Perry much better looking, IMO, her music (specifically her lyrics) is better as well. I'm a complete music douche...not a snob...but a douche. I know this. I'm usually not impressed with anyone like Katy Perry, but I'll tell ya...I think "You're So Gay" is sheer genius.

I voted nay, though I have to admit that I find Lilly Allen attractive from the neck up. She has a cute face and I like the 'do.

Karlifornia · 01-28-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

What the hell is that?

And are we supposed to think it is hot?

I don't know what you're supposed to think. That's the governments job.

View Poll Results: Lily Allen....
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Nay	62	64.58%
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01-27-2009, 04:21 PM	#54
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	There's a million beautiful girls out there...there are more beautiful girls out there than any girl I've ever had sex with. There are more beautiful girls out there than anyone any of you have ever been with...there are more beautiful girls than any of your wives or girlfriends. Lily Allen is not one of these girls. However, she seems like a fuckin blast to hang out with. I don't claim to know her well or anything, but just the way she seems compared to most of the other celebs out there. It's like a mix of innocence and mischief or some shit like that. That kind of thing can't make a 2 into a 9, but it can make a 6 into a 9. At least for me. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

01-27-2009, 04:47 PM	#59
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01-27-2009, 05:02 PM	#62
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01-28-2009, 05:00 PM	#78
miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	I miss lynch...if I kick somebody out of UBL, will you come back? Your namesake is tearing up the bigs. __________________ Commish of the United Baseball League (OOTP 6.5)

01-27-2009, 04:32 PM	#57
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	One important thing to note is that most girls who look like Lily Allen would let you do some interesting stuff to them (and I mean normal guy "interesting," not HA "interesting"). With this one, I think about the best you can hope for is cowgirl, not even reverse.

01-27-2009, 04:46 PM	#58
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	hey, don't get the wrong impression of me. sex is standard fare in my house. if i'm gonna pay $3.7million to bang a virgin then i'm gonna go above and beyond what i normally do. otherwise i'm attentive to the needs of my lady. there's no vomit or anything involved.

01-27-2009, 07:28 PM	#63
Marc Vaughan SI Games Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Melbourne, FL	Love her music and general 'tude' ... bit too young to think about in other aspects to be honest, yeah I know I'm getting old ...

01-28-2009, 02:24 AM	#65
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Perhaps you guys missed this important fact about her. She enjoys anal.

01-28-2009, 05:04 PM	#81
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	I live in a major city and see tons of people on a daily basis. For the most part, if you aren't obese or physically scarred, you are going to at least be considered average. Perhaps her body is misproportional (other pictures don't make her legs look like that), but she has a cute face. She's not a 10, but I'd love to know where some of you are living if you don't consider her at least a 6 or 7.

01-28-2009, 05:19 PM	#86
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	If Lily Allen is causing this reaction, Helen of Troy must have been one hot bitch. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

01-28-2009, 05:22 PM	#87
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	I'll leave the criticizing to the beautiful people, since according to you I'm not attractive. Of course I don't know what you look like, which means I could be 100 times more attractive to you. It's all relative man. Have a good life. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO! Last edited by DanGarion : 01-28-2009 at 05:23 PM.

01-28-2009, 05:27 PM	#89
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	Actresses, singers, and the like are to be judged by different standards. It's how things work. Yes, we all know that they are likely more attractive than we are and that we'd never have a shot at them or what have. That's not an original concept and it doesn't have anything to do with this kind of "discussion." And the whole, you X numbers of post on a message board and therefore have no life line? Are you serious with that? That lame comeback died back before Jeebs had 5,000 posts. Lily Allen would want to trample all of your asses under her thunderous calves if she knew what you people were saying in her thread. Shame on you. __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

01-28-2009, 07:05 PM	#94
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Not hot __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

01-28-2009, 07:29 PM	#96
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01-28-2009, 08:32 PM	#98
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	What the fuck is she hiding in her hair? Her fat ankles?

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