13-year old boy becomes dad in U.K. - Page 2

Raiders Army · 02-20-2009, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mac Howard

What's all the fuss? As a kid did you never have the "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours" situation? All you need is to go one step further - "Have you noticed how this fits there?"

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Originally Posted by Danny

This is usually experienced around age 4 or 5. A 13+ year old should know more.

I don't know what messed up childhoods you all have had, but my friends and I never did that.

Wait, you were talking about a boy and girl show and tell...

Rizon · 02-20-2009, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I don't know what messed up childhoods you all have had, but my friends and I never did that.

Wait, you were talking about a boy and girl show and tell...

Aren't you from the Raider Nation? Isn't it pretty common for you guys to experience this around age 6 or 7 with your brother or sister??

Raiders Army · 02-20-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Aren't you from the Raider Nation? Isn't it pretty common for you guys to experience this around age 6 or 7 with your brother or sister??

Yeah, but we're wearing face paint. It's okay.

Rizon · 02-20-2009, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Yeah, but we're wearing face paint. It's okay.

Ah, gotcha. Yeah, it's all good then.

cartman · 03-27-2009, 11:25 AM

And the DNA tests have come back:

DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad | Herald Sun

Noop · 03-27-2009, 11:28 AM

Poor little fellow probably never had sex before.

JonInMiddleGA · 03-27-2009, 11:29 AM

Even better than the results might be the hoodie they described The Sun reported last month that Alfie had been seen wearing a hoodie emblazoned with the message: "I’m the daddy, if not f*** you all I’ll still be there".

A picture of said hoodie is in the story at
Alfie Patten | 'I'm the daddy... if I'm not f**k you all' | The Sun |News

Matthean · 03-27-2009, 08:13 PM

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At first Stedman said Patten was the only boy she had ever slept with, but soon after other teens came forward saying they too could be the baby's father, because they claimed to have had sex with the girl. It is still not clear who the baby's father is.

We clearly need Maury Povich on the case.

03-27-2009, 11:25 AM	#55
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	And the DNA tests have come back: DNA test shows 13-year-old Alfie Patten is not a dad \| Herald Sun __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

03-27-2009, 11:28 AM	#56
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Poor little fellow probably never had sex before. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

03-27-2009, 11:29 AM	#57
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Even better than the results might be the hoodie they described The Sun reported last month that Alfie had been seen wearing a hoodie emblazoned with the message: "I’m the daddy, if not f** you all I’ll still be there".* A picture of said hoodie is in the story at Alfie Patten \| 'I'm the daddy... if I'm not f*k you all' \| The Sun \|News __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette."* - from a novel by Martin Amis

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